Posts tagged "sex tapes"

Scandal! Super Mario Brothers Sex Tape

Yes, our pixelated heroes from Super Mario Bros have joined the grand and ill-conceived sex tape tradition, forged by Leighton Meester, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson. Only the audio on Mario and the princess’ vid is way better.

Come on, you know you want to know if that mustache tickles.

Jessica Wakeman / August 7, 2009

Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton Warns Kids About The Dangers Of Making A Sex Tape

“More than anything, I want this documentary to be a lesson to young girls. If a private, intimate moment that was never intended to be made public — it could happen to them also. It’s something that haunts me to this day. It’s embarrassing to know the whole world has seen the sex tape….I want…

Catherine Strawn / July 29, 2009

Sold! Madonna’s Super Embarrassing Love Letters And Voice Messages!

Speaking of Madonna … on August 5, a company called Gotta Have It! is putting on a rock n’ roll memorabilia auction. A lot of crazy crap is going to be up for grabs, but our favorite items are Madonna’s love letters and super-sexual voice messages to former boy-toy Jim Albright. There are 21 letter…

Nikki Dowling / July 28, 2009

What Equipment Should You Use To Film Yourself Having Sex?

The editors over at Gizmodo asked their readers a question yesterday: “What Is The Best Technology To Use When You Film Yourself Having Sex?” Being that it’s a tech blog with a savvy readership, you would think the commenters would have some wise suggestions for creating videos in the bedroom. Not so much. Here’s a…

Catherine Strawn / July 8, 2009

Is There A John Edwards Sex Tape?

Despite the fact that, like, dozens of politicians have been busted cheating on their wives since, John Edwards is still in the news for his affair with Rielle Hunter. According to the book proposal from former Edwards aide Andrew Young, a sex tape featuring Edwards humping Hunter exists. Young would know — he’s the ma…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 29, 2009

Blind Item: Which Bitch Leaked Her Co-Star’s Sex Tape?

There’s a great blind item in today’s New York Daily News which reads: Which meanspirited starlet e-mailed a co-star’s sex tape to a lengthy list of mutual friends?Let’s playing the guessing game, after the jump!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 25, 2009

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Has Set Off A Bidding War

And rightly so! Something tells me that the brunette bombshell of “Gossip Girl” fame has a bedroom trick or two she could show us. Apparently, internet porn sites are thinking the same thing. Since word got out that Meester has a homemade sex tape, the bids have been rolling in. The short video allegedly show…

Zandile Blay / June 23, 2009

Star Couplings: Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape, Too

A sex tape starring Leighton Meester is being shopped to the highest bidder, and apparently she’s very good at foot jobs. [Dlisted] — So now a sex tape seems to be a rite of passage for young starlets.
Ashley Greene and Adrian Grenier are officially dating. [Perez Hilton] — And he knows to leave hi…

Annika Harris / June 19, 2009

An Open Letter To Steve Zalewski

Dear Steve,

We hear from Star magazine that you’re trying to sell some tapes, which show Danielle Staub giving you your “routine blow job,” as Teresa once eloquently phrased it. Some kind advice: Don’t do it. For the sake of our eyes not running away from their sockets, if nothing else. While we understand…

Justine Fields / June 18, 2009

Rihanna Sex Tape: Real or Fake?

Call it wishful thinking, but rumors that Rihanna made a sex tape have been circulating for months. And this morning, some people are claiming this one is actually legit. We aren’t sure because the dirty vid is only 13 seconds long and the lighting is kind of wack. Maybe the orgasming girl is just a…

Nikki Dowling / June 16, 2009

Women’s Sexual Fantasies As Confusing As Ever

A few months ago, I posted about a list of “women’s sexual fantasies” that appeared in Men’s Health. I wrote that the majority of the fantasies listed were “so off-the-mark and absurd, I [worried] about men incorporating these fantasies into their sexual routines and turning off women so dramatically that all sex becomes just a…

Wendy Atterberry / May 8, 2009

Star Couplings: LeAnn Rimes Possibly An Adulterer

LeAnn Rimes might be cheating on her backup dancer husband with her “Northern Lights” co-star Eddie Cibrian. At least she knows how to multi-task by combining work with play. [Dlisted]
Nadya Suleman brought two of her babies, Isaiah and Noah, to her four bedroom home, where they were greeted by several onlookers and paparazzi. What…

Annika Harris / March 18, 2009

Naked People Have Rights, Too

A state appeals court in Wisconsin ruled that a person who is voluntarily nude in the presence of another still has privacy rights against being secretly videotaped. This means that if you get naked with someone, they don’t have the right to tape you without your knowing. One less thing to worry about! [CBS News]…

Catherine Strawn / January 1, 2009

Quickies!: Zack And Miri Made A Porno, Now You Can Too

Porn star Belladonna explains how to make an adult film. [Asylum]
Think your relationship is odd? Don’t worry, opposites attract. Check out these odd celebrity marriages. [Your Tango]
Lubricant is necessary when you’re excited, but your bod isn’t revved up yet, so test your knowledge on this often-forgotten step to good sex. [Dear Sugar]
Dreaming…

Annika Harris / November 6, 2008

How To: Hook Up On Election Day

Sure, it’s Election Day, but that doesn’t mean you have to be all about the politics. You’re focused on the candidates, the issues, the outcome — but that doesn’t mean you’re not thinking about the opposite sex, too. So, here’s a few tips on how to get frisky in election-friendly ways.

CLOTHING PARTY LINES

Simcha / November 4, 2008

Star Couplings: Has Rihanna Been Bad With Kanye West?

Um, is Rihanna cheating on our beloved Chris Brown with Kanye West? Say it ain’t so, RiRi! [DListed]
Billy Bob Thorton says he is not involved with Tea Leoni or responsible for her split from David Duchovny, and that the two are “just friends.” [Perez Hilton]
In the latest issue of Us Weekly, Jenny McCarthy…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2008

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Why Do You All Want To Make Sex Tapes?

On Sunday’s episode of “Californication”, Charlie, Hank Moody’s agent, got caught by his calculating assistant (and former spanking partner) masturbating at work. On film. A lot. Later on in the episode, as Charlie lamented being fired, Hank sympathized, “No man should ever have to bear witness to his o-face.” Um, what? If that’s how Hank…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2008

Poll: If There Really Is A Britney Spears Sex Tape, Would You Watch It?

According to new reports, former Britney Spears boyfriend/groupie/personal paparazo Adnan Ghalib is marketing a Britney sex tape. For the “right price,” he says, he’s looking to sell a two-hour long videotape that stars a pink-wigged Spears doing it in Mexico. He told the Sun: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about

Susannah Breslin / September 29, 2008

8 Celebrity Sex Tapes Not To Miss

I consider myself a bit of a celebrity sex tape connoisseur. Watching celebrities have sex for real, kind of reminds me that they’re human, just like the rest of us. Seeing celebrities use the toilet would probably have the same effect, but it’s not as fun. Anyway, here are the top eight you should really…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2008

Star Couplings: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Still Have The Most Boring Marriage In The World.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s reps say rumors of there being a split are 100% fabricated. [Us Weekly]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 26, 2008