Hello, Child Protective Services? “Teen Mom” and erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham told a radio station that she’s saved a “baby box” for her toddler Sophia, which she plans to hand over when her daughter is “around 13 or 14, gets her period and is like ‘Oh, I kinda want a boyfriend.’” In it, she’s got all the episodes of “Teen Mom,” her book, and … the porno she filmed with James Deen. Or, as Farrah insists on calling it, her “sex tape.” Why, you might ask, would a 7th or 8th grade girl want to watch a porn film starring her mother? Farrah doesn’t have an explanation herself, but she seems to think that getting one’s period is a sign of advanced sexual maturity and not just, like, part of puberty. There’s nothing wrong with filming a porn, or being a sex worker, and also being a parent. There’s nothing wrong with being a teen parent, either. What is wrong is involving your kid in that confusing (and frankly, gross — no kid wants to know about their mom’s sex life!) realm before the kid is mature enough to mentally and emotionally process it. While I can admire Farrah’s stance as a parent that “I do not hide things,” she obviously isn’t thinking with her Responsible Parenting Cap on with this one. [Celebitchy] [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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- James Deen is not amused that his sex tape co-star “Teen Mom”‘s Farrah Abraham was photographed by paparazzi shopping for a pregnancy test. “To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly,” he told Celebuzz. Hear, hear! “I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them.” Okay, that’s more than we needed to know, James … [Celebuzz]
- Beyoncé’s canceled a performance in Belgium due to “exhaustion” and dehydration, leading to further rumors that she might be pregnant with Baby #2. [People]
- The National Transportation Safety Board has voted to recommend states lower the blood alcohol content level that constitutes drunk driving from .08 to .05. So, um, get your irresponsible drinking in now? [NBC News] Keep reading »
- Mazel tov, Farrah Abraham, your sex tape with James Deen has crushed the numbers set by Kim Kardashian and Ray J. But no one is interested in “Keeping Up With The Abrahams,” really. [New York Post]
- Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to three months in prison for tax evasion. [Hollywood Reporter]
- The “Ender’s Game” trailer is here, nerds! [YouTube]
- A drunk Tiger Woods supposedly embarrassed girlfriend Lindsey Vonn by swaying and stumbling at last night’s Met Gala. Well, that will probably be the least of the embarrassment you will get from him, Linds. [US Weekly]
- Also, BellaSugar has a roundup of all the Met Gala nails! [BellaSugar] Keep reading »
UPDATE: I have since viewed 40+ minute scene from “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” and have additional thoughts!
Last night, in the name of journalism — okay, I was bored and horny — I decided to take one for the team (that would be you guys, my beloved Frisky readers) and hopped in bed to masturbate while watching the 5:12 clip from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” Or, rather, I attempted to masturbate to it. But I’ll get to that in a second…
Yesterday afternoon, I sort of half-assed watched the clip from Farrah and James’ porn and mostly felt uncomfortable because I was at work and I usually don’t like starring at unfamiliar vagina as my coworkers eat lunch around me. But I must admit, I was curious to give the video a closer looksie at home. Though I am a Manuel Ferrara loyalist, James Deen has, hands down, the best sex growl in the biz. His baby-faced boyishness makes it all the more surprising and hot when he breaks out the dirty talk and tit slapping. So, hey, a new James Deen scene to watch? Who cares if his costar is a “Teen Mom”? If she’s good enough for James Deen, she’s fine by me!
Around midnight last night, I kicked my dog Lucca out of bed and on to the couch (nothing distracts from a good solo sex sesh like a puppy trying to curl up under the covers), got out my laptop and my Jimmy Jane vibe, flicked out the lights for, you know, ambiance, hopped in bed and pressed play. Keep reading »
So, you’re on a reality TV show about expectant teen mothers. That’s great and all, especially since you’ve managed to parlay that into a stint on the follow up show, “Teen Mom.” But how do you take your fame to the next level?
Erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham knows. For the past three years, she’s worked her way through Twitter feuds, a music career, literary aspirations and DUIs to reach this moment — a million dollar porn tape called “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,” with “indie” porn star James Deen. It really doesn’t get much better than this.
So take a lesson from Farrah — and follow her path to super stardom in these nine easy steps.
That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.
Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.
- Six figures. Six figures is how much Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom 2″ is getting for her sex tape with James Deen. (P.S. Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [TMZ]
- Miley Cyrus isn’t sharing details of her private life in interviews anymore. [E! Online]
- Jacintha Saldanha, the UK nurse who committed suicide after putting through a radio show prank call to Kate Middleton’s hospital room, wrote in her suicide note that she holds the shows’ DJs responsible and they should pay her family’s mortgage. [Daily Mail UK]
- See Chewbacca feeling up Princess Leia Check and other behind-the-scenes photos from “The Empire Strikes Back.” [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »
Tanning Mom is ready to ditch the bows and get down to business. TMZ obtained an email sent by Patricia Krentcil to Vivid Entertainment’s president, Steve Hirsch, shamelessly propositioning him to produce her sex tape:
“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness … I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper … Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”
- “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham said she filmed a sex tape with James Deen so “when I’m older I will have my best year to look back on” and is willing to make it public for nothing “less than a couple million.” That’s right, one of the girls from “Teen Mom” thinks she should get a couple million for her sex tape. (P.S. Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [US Weekly]
- Barfing: in an interview on Tuesday night, Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten told a host, “Now listen when a man is talking, do not interrupt.” [NineMSN]
- Rebel Wilson wore Jeremy Scott’s pink poodle shoes on the “Tonight Show.” LOVE. [Racked]
- UFC figher Ronda Rousey is weighing in on the suspension of Matt Mitrione, who made bigoted comments about transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox. [New York Post] Keep reading »
- Joe Jonas’ reps are denying a sex tape exists of he and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler smoking pot, doing shots, and playing with kinky sex toys like ball gags and paddles. “There is no truth or validity to this story,” his reps told E! News. “It is completely false.” RATS. [Huffington Post]
- Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her time before court-mandated rehab in, um, style: “A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not,” says a source. Oh, we believe you. [Page Six]
- Debunking the myths about Ryan Gosling’s “break” from acting. [Atlantic Wire]
- The same mentally ill man who plotted to decapitate Joss Stone also had a diary wrote about Beyoncé, Eminem and Chris Brown. [Eonline]
- Tilda Swinton gave a speech at the opening of the V&A Museum’s David Bowie exhibit. [NYmag.com Vulture] Keep reading »