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Tell Us Your Condom Mishaps!

Condom Lost Inside
This woman got a condom lost inside the black hole of her vag. Read More »
Condom Excuses
The five worst excuses men use to avoid wearing condoms. Read More »
Mind Of Man
John Devore explains what dudes really think about rubbers. Read More »

This weekend, the worst thing ever happened. And by the worst thing ever, I mean a used condom landed on top of my cell phone.

O’Boyfriend and I were, uhhhh, using a condom. And then we were done using the condom. And then because I  didn’t want it or its contents spilling on my bedsheets, I suggested he throw it in the wastepaper basket. So LeBron James over here tossed it in the direction of the trash … and it landed on top of my iPhone. Keep reading »

Bar Installs Pregnancy Test Vending Machine In The Ladies’ Room

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I don’t know what else is going on in Pub 500 in Mankato, Minnesota, but apparently it’s enough to warrant the installation of the “first ever” pregnancy test vending machine in the ladies’ room. I’m kidding, actually: it was not Pub 500 that installed the pee sticks for their lady patrons — they came courtesy of Healthy Brains For Children, which seeks to reduce fetal alcohol syndrome in kids. Women can buy pregnancy tests for $3 in dispensers similar to the ones that sell tampons and pads. The group hopes that more women will learn if they are pregnant before getting their bun in the oven totally sauced. Eventually the group hopes to install the vending machines in malls, gas stations and gyms as well. The ladies room location seems weird to me and possibly has the potential of causing more problems than it solves. Like, I can just see drunk couples at the bar getting into arguments over “Oh my God, are you pregnant? Why did you just buy a pregnancy test in the bathroom?” kind of stuff. And I’m especially confused about the Minnesota location. Shouldn’t this pilot program have been installed in Seaside Heights? [CityPages]

Miley Cyrus And Her Mom Have Sex Talks

Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Under Table?
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Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
  • I’m not being snarky in that headline, y’all!  I really think i’ts awesome that Trish Cyrus has been open about talking to her daughter Miley about sex. The 19-year-old told the Belfast Telegraph, “A lot of parents don’t know what their kids are up to or the kids find it embarrassing to talk with their parents about sex. I have always told my mom everything, sometimes even more than she wanted to know. But she gave me some good advice in terms of contraception, which helped me a lot.” Damn straight! I didn’t think the Cyrus’ were fantastic parents after Miley hit the pole when she was 16. But this has redeemed them in my eyes. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Lopez announced this morning she won’t be returning to “American Idol.” Co-host Steven Tyler is also out as a judge. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chris Rock says being the “first black ___” always sucks. [Uptown Magazine]
  • In honor of Bastille Day, here’s 10 French women who can teach us a thing or two about style. [The Gloss]
  • Dave Letterman accidentally spilled the ending to “The Dark Knight Rises.” At least we think he did. Anne Hathaway yelled at him, so he probably did spill it. Spoiler at the link! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

This Lady Charges $60 An Hour To Cuddle

Self-Making Bed
This bed makes itself!!!! Watch »
On Bed Sharing
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How to share a bed with your bf at a parents' house. Read More »
Screw Cuddling!
Here are 13 other things to do after sex. Read More »
WTF?
Snug As A Bug In A Rug

We all know cuddling is the BEST thing to do with your significant other. But what if your boyfriend, roommate, or stuffed bear just isn’t in the mood? No fear, Jackie Samuels is here! This ingenious 29-year old New York woman now charges fellow snugglers $60 an hour to cuddle. Creator of her own business, called The Snuggery, Samuels firmly states that this is not about sex and that she always liked to cuddle and “it seemed pretty simple to [her].” Well, I know I’ll be ready to shell it out for Samuels whenever my Bear Bear just ain’t feelin’ it one night.

“Queen Of Clown Porn,” Hollie Stevens, Dies Of Breast Cancer At Age 30

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I thought a post about the passing of an adult film actress who was known as the “Queen Of Clown Porn” could be interesting. But the illness and death of Hollie Stevens, age 30, of breast cancer is nothing short of absolutely tragic. Friends say that Stevens had no health insurance and couldn’t access decent health care; a lump on her breast claimed her life barely out of her 20s. Keep reading »

7 Rules All Sex Dreams Should Have To Follow

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Sex Interruptions
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Six times we were awkwardly interrupted during sex. Read More »
12 Sexy Accents
What are the 12 sexiest accents in the world? Read More »
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This morning’s alarm clock rudely awoke me from a dream … but not just any dream. A sex dream. And not just any sex dream: it was a sex dream about Anthony Bourdain. You know, the food writer and host of “No Reservations”?

It is news to me that I am sexually attracted to Anthony Bourdain, who I always thought was kind of pompous and obnoxious. (I also had bad service at one of his restaurants on my 25th birthday, so there’s that.) But what was even more bizarre was that whatever we were doing to each other involved makeup brushes.

I woke up confused and just a tad disturbed. So it is time to show these sex dreams who’s boss! Listen up, subconscious: here are seven rules all sex dreams should have to follow. Keep reading »

Douchebag Teen Boy Hooked Up With Teacher On $500 Bet

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Earlier this week, the tabloid New York Post put out the headline every paper dreams of:

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE! TEACHER’S PET! Caught in action with student

The photo exclusive showed a 26-year-old teacher named Julie Warning amorously smooching her 18-year-old student, Eric Arty.

Of course, the Manhattan Theater Lab High School teacher was in the wrong here. Arty is over the age of consent, but Warning is still his teacher at his school. She deserves to be fired. But what isn’t getting enough attention is the fact that Eric Arty and four of his classmates each put in $100 on a bet to see who could hook up with “Miss Warning” first.

Eric, the winner, walked away with a $500 prize — as well as a gold seal of douchebaggery from moi.   Keep reading »

Here’s The Audio Of Gilbert Gottfried Reading “50 Shades Of Grey” That You Didn’t Ask For

50 Shades Of Grey
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We know you have reservations about reading the hot new BDSM “mommy porn” erotic novel 50 Shades Of Grey in public. What if someone from church sees?! What would your grandma think?! That’s why we couldn’t be more pleased talented voiceover actor Gilbert Gottfried has done the audiobook for 50 Shades. No one has to know you’re listening to a (NSFW!) filthy story about fisting and Anastasia’s slapped clitoris … read in the sultry voice of Iago from “Aladdin.” [Jest.com]

Kiss & Tell: We Know Which Celebrities Suck In The Sack And Which Ones Don’t

Who’d've thunk? For all Chelsea Handler’s crowing about sleeping with 50 Cent, his ex-girlfriend is none too impressed with his bedroom skills. Shaniqua Tompkins blabbed to the blog Mommys Dirty Little Secret that Fiddy was just “okay” in bed. When asked if she’d sleep with him again, Tompkins said, “No, he’s hard enough to get rid of, that would just make it worse.”

In the same interview, Floyd Mayweather, Jr.’s ex/baby mama Josie Harris also blabbed about her famous bedmate. Harris flat-out trashed Mayweather as “boring in bed,” and said she would only sleep with him “if he had a drink first. Sober Floyd is boring and I like to have fun in bed!” Buuuurn. [Vibe Vixen]

Thanks for the warning, ladies! We’re filing away this important information, in case we’re ever so desperate we need Chelsea Handler’s sloppy seconds or a noted domestic abuser. But these aren’t the only celebrity sex resumes you can find online: we’ve got all the deets on who’s a baller and who’s a blunderer in bed. Oh, Brody Jenner, why are we not the least bit surprised about you?

13 Signs He’s A Selfish Lover

Guys Fake Orgasms
But how they do it remains a mystery. Read More »
Sex Drought?
Here are six ways to end a sex a slump. Read More »
23 Bad Sex Moves
Don't try these at home. Or anywhere. Read More »
G-Spot found?
Researcher claims he found the G-spot in an 83-year-old dead lady. Read More »
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You can say a lot of things about sex with a Frisky girl, but one thing you can’t say is that we’re stingy. Nope, we’re like Oprah on her “My Favorite Things” episode only with, uh, blowjobs.

However, we are not always so fortunate with the gentlemen with whom we choose to share our beds. I know this will come as a complete shock to you, but there’s some greedy, selfish lovers out there who just take-take-take and then roll over and fall asleep. There’s nothing sadder than a snoring man in your bed and you’re getting yourself off with your vibrator. Nope, not even doggies without legs.

We polled our ladyfriends on this startling phenomenon and here’s the true-life tales of selfish lovers past: 

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