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Shocker: Study Finds Sex More Pleasing Than Facebook

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A recent study has concluded that, believe or not, people enjoy having sex more than using Facebook! Crazy, I know.

The frightening news for our collective sex lives, though, is researchers did not always believe this to be so: a University of Chicago study was released in October suggesting that people are just as enticed to check their Facebook and Twitter accounts as they are to get it on.  Keep reading »

Why Do Men Get Morning Wood? Here’s An Explanation

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The United States falls "short," ha ha ha. Read More »
Man Cooks Penis
This man cooked and served his genitals to diners. Read More »
Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism, of course. Read More »
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Why Dudes Pitch A Tent When They Wake Up

Ever rolled over in the morning to snuggle your dude and got jabbed in the belly button? Thought so. That’s because all men experience “noctural penile tumescence,” AKA morning wood.  As the folks as ASAP Science explain above, morning wood has to do with REM sleep, a neurotransmitter called norepinephrine, and even the dude’s bladder. I used to think men just awoke horny because I’m so damn sexy! Sadly, the cold, hard truth is less flattering. (Did you see what I did there?) [Towel Road]

Modern Love Tackles One Woman’s Spanking Fetish

First Time: Spanking Party
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This is what happens at a spanking party. Read More »
Tales Of A Kinky Feminist
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You can be a kinky feminist and flawed human being. Read More »
Dominant Sex
I just want to be dominated in bed! Read More »
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The New York Times Style section usually emits more groans from me than cheers. Remember that piece about how bangs are “in”? And how women wear dresses? So I was ecstatic this week to see the Modern Love essay is by Jillian Keenan, a woman with a spanking fetish who is struggling to come out about it to her boyfriend. The essay touched on the struggles female spankos face from a judgmental and/or misunderstanding public, namely that we all must have suffered sexual abuse (not true) or must be gravely damaged in some way (also not true). And I was particularly delighted that 50 Shades Of Grey got only a brief mention. Keep reading »

9 Weird Sexual Phobias

If you thought vagina dentata was the biggest fear to worry about in bed, you are sadly wrong, my friend. There is a whole host of sexual phobias that could be lurking in your psyche. The general term is “erotophobia”: fear of all things related to sex. There are specific subdivisions to address various fears of kissing, shrinkage and even ladyparts. And I’m not talking about ladyparts with teeth in them, either!  But just like those bedbugs you picked up from that hostel in Budapest, they can’t bother you if you don’t get them in the first place.

Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems

Weird Places I've Wanked
Sometimes you've just got to heed nature's call. Read More »
Masturbation Homework
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A human sexuality professor assigned his students to keep sex journals. Read More »
Stop Jerking Off?
Do couples stop masturbating when they're in a relationship? Read More »
Masturbation Flowchart
Is now a good time to masturbate? Read More »

Let’s get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan‘s October 2012 issue: “Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They’re with her vacuum cleaner.”

Julie*, whose name has been changed of course, continues:

One time, I was straddling it and noticed it felt good. The intense vibrations against my clitoris sent me over the edge and it’s become the only way I can get off.

Keep reading »

Totally Appropriate: “50 Shades of Grey” Onesies For Babies

50 Shades Of Grey
This erotica book is sweeping the nation. Read More »
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Who we think should play Christian, Ana, and everyone else. Read More »
"50 Shades" Classes
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Want to try BDSM? Take a class! Read More »

How are babies and BDSM related, you ask? The answer is the new 50 Shades of Grey baby onesies found on Etsy.com. Your baby will be sure to turn heads wearing these white ensembles, sporting phrases like “9 months ago mommy read Fifty Shades of Grey,” or “all mommy wanted was a night with Mr. Grey.” I pity the child who grows up and sees baby pictures dressed up in poorly written erotica-inspired attire! [Gothamist]

Tell Us Your Condom Mishaps!

Condom Lost Inside
This woman got a condom lost inside the black hole of her vag. Read More »
Condom Excuses
The five worst excuses men use to avoid wearing condoms. Read More »
Mind Of Man
John Devore explains what dudes really think about rubbers. Read More »

This weekend, the worst thing ever happened. And by the worst thing ever, I mean a used condom landed on top of my cell phone.

O’Boyfriend and I were, uhhhh, using a condom. And then we were done using the condom. And then because I  didn’t want it or its contents spilling on my bedsheets, I suggested he throw it in the wastepaper basket. So LeBron James over here tossed it in the direction of the trash … and it landed on top of my iPhone. Keep reading »

Bar Installs Pregnancy Test Vending Machine In The Ladies’ Room

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I don’t know what else is going on in Pub 500 in Mankato, Minnesota, but apparently it’s enough to warrant the installation of the “first ever” pregnancy test vending machine in the ladies’ room. I’m kidding, actually: it was not Pub 500 that installed the pee sticks for their lady patrons — they came courtesy of Healthy Brains For Children, which seeks to reduce fetal alcohol syndrome in kids. Women can buy pregnancy tests for $3 in dispensers similar to the ones that sell tampons and pads. The group hopes that more women will learn if they are pregnant before getting their bun in the oven totally sauced. Eventually the group hopes to install the vending machines in malls, gas stations and gyms as well. The ladies room location seems weird to me and possibly has the potential of causing more problems than it solves. Like, I can just see drunk couples at the bar getting into arguments over “Oh my God, are you pregnant? Why did you just buy a pregnancy test in the bathroom?” kind of stuff. And I’m especially confused about the Minnesota location. Shouldn’t this pilot program have been installed in Seaside Heights? [CityPages]

Miley Cyrus And Her Mom Have Sex Talks

Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Under Table?
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Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
  • I’m not being snarky in that headline, y’all!  I really think i’ts awesome that Trish Cyrus has been open about talking to her daughter Miley about sex. The 19-year-old told the Belfast Telegraph, “A lot of parents don’t know what their kids are up to or the kids find it embarrassing to talk with their parents about sex. I have always told my mom everything, sometimes even more than she wanted to know. But she gave me some good advice in terms of contraception, which helped me a lot.” Damn straight! I didn’t think the Cyrus’ were fantastic parents after Miley hit the pole when she was 16. But this has redeemed them in my eyes. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Lopez announced this morning she won’t be returning to “American Idol.” Co-host Steven Tyler is also out as a judge. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chris Rock says being the “first black ___” always sucks. [Uptown Magazine]
  • In honor of Bastille Day, here’s 10 French women who can teach us a thing or two about style. [The Gloss]
  • Dave Letterman accidentally spilled the ending to “The Dark Knight Rises.” At least we think he did. Anne Hathaway yelled at him, so he probably did spill it. Spoiler at the link! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

This Lady Charges $60 An Hour To Cuddle

Self-Making Bed
This bed makes itself!!!! Watch »
On Bed Sharing
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How to share a bed with your bf at a parents' house. Read More »
Screw Cuddling!
Here are 13 other things to do after sex. Read More »
WTF?
Snug As A Bug In A Rug

We all know cuddling is the BEST thing to do with your significant other. But what if your boyfriend, roommate, or stuffed bear just isn’t in the mood? No fear, Jackie Samuels is here! This ingenious 29-year old New York woman now charges fellow snugglers $60 an hour to cuddle. Creator of her own business, called The Snuggery, Samuels firmly states that this is not about sex and that she always liked to cuddle and “it seemed pretty simple to [her].” Well, I know I’ll be ready to shell it out for Samuels whenever my Bear Bear just ain’t feelin’ it one night.

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