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First Time For Everything: Attending A Sex Toy Party

I’d been invited to three adult novelty parties via Facebook. The first two I skipped, but decided the third time was a charm. You see, I’m a scientist, a doctor, with the capacity to deduce conclusive results from my experiments, even failed ones. After my divorce I concluded that a successful relationship requires me to… More »


Taylor Swift Accused Of Having “Major Sexual Chemistry” With Tim McGraw — Plus, How To Cure Your BJ Boredom

According to ye olde National Enquirer, Faith Hill warned Taylor Swift to stay away from husband Tim McGraw because the two had “major sexual chemistry” onstage. Hmmm. Isn’t it their job to have chemistry onstage? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Every single thing you’ve ever wondered about threesomes including how to have a FAKE one. OK,… More »


True Story: I Hooked Up With My Celebrity Crush

We’ve probably all had a crush on a celebrity at some point. Maybe you loved Kirk Cameron or Jonathan Taylor Thomas growing up, but these days your tastes lean towards Jon Hamm or Channing Tatum. However, rarely does your new crush show up at the party you’re at.

Years ago, I became mildly… More »


Why It’s A Good Thing That Men Are Reflecting About Masturbation

“I’m resetting my dick and my brain,” said Greg Barris of his decision to give up porn, sex and masturbation.

Barris is one of the men featured in New York magazine’s piece about the male anti-masturbation movement. According to the piece, a number of men are reflecting on their masturbation habits — even… More »


Refined Sugar: Paying For Love In 2013

When I published my second novel, Bought, I was anxious to promote it. The book was my attempt to fictionalize a lot of research I’d done for a magazine story about hookers and also a way to examine the lives of women who weren’t quite prostitutes because they didn’t, say, spread their legs for wads of cash but… More »


Ke$ha Often Gets Glitter In Her Vagina, Makes Out With Dudes In Front Of Her Brother

Ke$ha bathes in baby oil, often gets glitter in her vagina, and makes out with guys in front of her brother. Just a few of the fun things she told Jimmy Kimmel. Related, but unrelated: Is that what it means to have a souped-up vagina? To have stray glitter in it? [Pop Crush]
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Jenna Dewan’s Channing Tatum-Impregnated Baby Bump Is Extremely Hot — Plus, The Death Of Celeb Sex Tapes!

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s gorgeous baby bump is featured in Glamour’s May issue. [Socialite Life]
This woman finds sex in public to be “overrated,” “itchy,” “weird” and “ugh.” [College Candy]
Meet Ashley Tisdale’s insideboob. [Celebuzz]
Celebrity sex tapes are out, professionally and commercially produced porn is in. Thanks for that, James Deen and… More »


9 Penises We’ve Judged And Why

According to a new study of women Down Under — no, really, it was in Australia — women really are attracted to men with larger penises.

In the study, 105 women viewed naked men of various heights who all had flaccid penises and rated them on sexual attractiveness. As TIME explained, researchers found… More »


Girl Talk: I Was Terrified Of Sex

Me: I’m sorry! It’s just not going in!

Him: Don’t worry – we can always try later…

Me: I’m really sorry! I’m just so scared! (Sobbing. Tearful search for bra.) What if this never works?

That was me and my now-fiancé during one of many abortive attempts to have… More »


Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she’s claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having sex in the bathroom and tried to get in on the action. Sounds like everyone involved in this situation was using exceptionally poor judgement. [CelebMore »


A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo]
The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name. Eh, it’s happened to the best of us. [Gurl]
Unforgettable blow job tips you that obviously don’t need because you are a sex goddess. More »


Hugh Hefner Reveals His Number — Plus A Brief History Of The Condom

Hugh Hefner spilled his number. It’s really high and I don’t think he’s exaggerating. [Newser]
When sexual fantasies go wrong they can really ruin the vibe. [Your Tango]
Vintage Playgirl covers featuring your favorite male celebs. Hello, Marky Mark. [The Berry]
Morning after hair and other ways that sex makes you… More »


Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Macklemore admitted that he’s “jerked off on a lot of airplanes.” GOOD. TO. KNOW. [TruTV]
How good men become dogs. Read… More »


Bradley Cooper’s Perm Is A Total Vagina Killer — Plus, How To Talk Dirty Without Scaring Her!

Let’s talk about the unsexiest hairstyles for men starting with Bradley Cooper’s perm. My vagina just died. [Huffington Post Style]
Here are some ways that men are shooting themselves in the foot, sexually speaking. Clean your apartment, guy!! [Cracked]
Beth Ditto got really drunk, kicked a dude in the balls, took off… More »


Dealbreaker: His Penis Made Me Cry

At the tender age of 19, I had only seen a total of four penises: the guy who got into my bed naked after a rave in high school; my boyfriend who I lost my virginity to senior year; the balding dorm mate who I gave an unfortunate blow job to while a James Bond… More »


A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits

There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes]
Find out more about people’s world-wide porn habits. “Mom and son” is the top porn search term in Romania. Yikes. [Nerve]
Make oral sex more fun right now! More »


Someone Leaked A Full-Frontal Nude Photo Of Lil’ Romeo; How Long A Penis Should Be

A very nude, very NSFW full-frontal photo of Lil’ Romeo has been leaked on the interwebs! And, oh dear, he’s not so lil’. [Stupid Celebrities]
Have you tried the Magic Mountain? I’m not talking about the ride at Disneyland. But still, this Magic Mountain will make you scream. [Your Tango]
Halle Berry really… More »


Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift’s breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter. [Evil Beet Gossip]
This 30-something virgin (not Taylor Swift) needs your help, I mean your penis. [Em & Lo]
Here’s how to deal… More »


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