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Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don’t Care)

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Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don't Care)

The other night, my boyfriend went home with a stripper, and I was totally cool with it. I’ve known about my boyfriend’s strip club patronage since we first started dating. Visiting a club in every city (he travels for work) is his equivalent of collecting state quarters. When he began a career as a heavy metal journalist, he became involved with one particular club, Pumps. They had an edgier rock n’ roll vibe and he began reviewing their burlesque shows. The club loved the positive attention and treated him like a bit of a local celebrity. He became friendly with many of the bartenders and dancers, who appreciated the presence of someone who tipped well, was respectful, and showed interest in their artistic endeavors. Keep reading »

Ron Jeremy Rides A “Wrecking Ball” Naked — Plus, The Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Comic Books

  • OK, I think we’re done with “Wrecking Ball” spoofs now that Ron Jeremy’s “done his. [Huffington Post]
  • If you’re a comic book fan, you’ll enjoy reviewing these awkward sex scenes from your favorite series. [Cracked]
  • Rihanna should just stop wearing clothes altogether. [Celebuzz]
  • Someone went and made every Sports Illustrated cover for the last 50 years into a GIF. Ambitious. [Nerve]
  • Dry spell? Don’t be ashamed, here are some excuses you can use for anyone who asks. Not that it’s any of their business. [Your Tango]
  • This just in: men are simple creatures. WHHHAAAATTTT? [College Candy] Keep reading »

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

  • Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
  • Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates every day. Just a guess. [Nerve]
  • Zit-popping porn would be a real hit. Now someone just needs to make it. [Em & Lo]
  • Men explain why they’re just so over missionary position and all about anal. [Your Tango]
  • Penis head puppets are not exactly appropriate for kids’ TV shows. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Married Sex

In order to “satisfy his curiosity” and not to “brag” or “complain,” Redditor PanicAK, tasked himself with keeping a careful record of how much sex he and his wife had in 2013. He explained that they were 30 and 31 respectively, had been together for 14 years, married for six. They both have full-time jobs and five-year-old twin boys and his wife doesn’t think that handjobs are “her style.” (Does any woman, really?) Make your guesses about what was going on in their bedroom and see how you did after the jump. Also, prepare yourself for the feeling of smug superiority or total shame that’s sure to follow. Keep reading »

The Graham Cracker Was Originally Invented To Kill Your Sex Drive

Sylvester Graham, an evangelical minister in the 1830s and the world’s first “health nut,” believed that the single greatest health concern facing Americans was rampant sexual desire. In order to suppress these carnal urges, Graham prescribed — what else? — a special diet that would tame the lusty beast within. Keep reading »

How Strippers Deal With Their Periods

  • Strippers and their periods. You know you’re curious. “Many panty changes, baby wipe baths, and Summer’s Eve spray deodorant,” plus more stripper period secrets at the link. [Nerve]
  • Breaking news: sex, in addition to being pleasurable, also makes you smarter. [Your Tango]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio kisses funny. [Celebuzz]
  • A stuffed llama licking a man’s nipple is one way to sell candy. We told you llamas were sexy. [Huffington Post]
  • Jared Leto got naked for Terry Richardson. Who can’t that man get to take their clothes off? [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »
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