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Monogamy Tips From A Gay Man — Plus How To Tell Someone They Suck In Bed

  • Monogamy tips from a gay man. The best. [Betty Confidential]
  • You might have had a bad day at work, but this teacher who found a human fetus in her classroom had a worse day. [Newser]
  • 138 Water has the best advertising strategy ever: boobs. [The Blemish]
  • Here’s the script for telling your dude he sucks in bed. These are not easy things to say. [Your Tango]
  • You know there’s a problem when your mailman boycotts you because you’ve been masturbating too much. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

A Long, Long Time Ago Sharon Osbourne And Jay Leno Boned

  • Sharon Osbourne and Jay Leno banged back in the day. You can find out all about it and then forget all about it… the way they did. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Porn watchers: come one, come all to the Seattle Public Library. [TruTV]
  • There’s a G-spot, an A-spot and now, a PS-spot. There’s practically an entire alphabet in our vaginas! [Em & Lo]
  • Some techies introduced an app called Titstare at the TechCrunch conference and all the brogrammers LOVED it. [The Gloss]
  • Twerking died yesterday when Jenny McCarthy attempted to do it on “The View.” We can all breathe a sigh of relief. It’s over. [Death and Taxes]
  • Miley Cyrus celebrated the death of twerking by getting in her underwear for Terry Richardson. [The Blemish] Keep reading »

Fans Are Already Making “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie Trailers

  • Now that the “Fifty Shades of Grey ”casting frenzy is over, we have the pleasure of watching all the fake movie trailers made by super fans (starring their picks for Christian and Anastasia). [POPSUGAR Love & Sex]
  • When you’re done watching those, you can sign the online petition to have Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel re-cast as the leads. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • And if your hankering for Fifty Shades is still not fulfilled, you can join this conversation about all the ways the movie will be better than the book. It will never end! [Em & Lo]
  • Our roommates are replacing our spouses according to some new research. I guess that explains why such a high percentage of my living situations ended with someone moving out. [Nerve]
  • Going to church makes no difference when it comes to divorce rates. More people need to try to get God to be their roommate. [Uptown] Keep reading »

Can You Guess Which Celeb This Golden Ass Belongs To?

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  • Terry Richardson took some pre-VMA photos of Lady Gaga’s golden ass. Yup. There it is. [The Blemish]
  • Speaking of celebrity butts, Cheryl Cole tattooed hers. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • A couple in Alaska’s idea of foreplay is getting drunk, getting naked and taking a stolen whale watching boat on a joyride. To each their own. Oh, if only they hadn’t gotten arrested. [Death and Taxes]
  • Is Kourtney Kardashian trying announce another pregnancy with this half-naked selfie? Better question: do we care? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • It’s hard enough to find the G-spot and now there’s an A-spot to worry about? [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Bicycle Seat Thief Obsessed With “The Lingering Scent Of A Woman”

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Dear Joji Kondo,

You lied to me! You told me the 200 bicycle seats sitting in our basement were from a faulty shipment at work and that you would be examining them as part of your company’s initiative on quality control. You started spending more time in the basement — sniffing the seats, straddling them and licking them. I thought it was strange, but I know you have a passion for bicycles, so I let it go because I loved you. When we were out, I saw you eyeing parked bicycles. You looked at them in lascivious way. You had a particular fondness for the ones with child seats. I tried my best to interpret it as part of your mad genius for mechanical engineering. Keep reading »

Look At This Crazy Underwater Strip Club

It’s like the Titanic, but it’s a strip club. Seriously. Marine biologist, Gil Koplovitz, discovered an abandoned, sub-aquatic venue in the water beneath Eilat, Israel, while working in the area. According to Koplovitz, it used to be an underwater restaurant, but apparently it closed and re-opened as a strip club called the Nyphas Show Bar. “The entrance [to the strip joint] is above water … People just crossed a 230-foot bridge and went down a flight of stairs. No need to get wet,” Koplovitz said. There’s no clue as to when the club closed its doors, but the stripper poles are still intact as is the website for the restaurant. So, definitely in this millennium. After the jump, check out a picture of the inside of the club. I think someone needs to reopen this place with real-life mermaids. [i09 via HuffPo] Keep reading »

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Lena Dunham Was A 19-Year-Old Virgin — Plus The Average Person Only Falls Madly In Love Twice In Their Life

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  • When Lena Dunham was a 19-year-old virgin, she wrote a letter to Time Out New York seeking advice for how to lose her v-card. [POPSUGAR Love & Sex]
  • Dudes if you’re looking to get kinkier here are some tips for getting started with all that. DO IT NOW! [Em & Lo]
  • Reality check. New research shows that you’ll probably only fall madly in love twice in your whole life. That’s why all your dating sucks. You’re just biding time until your madly-in-love comes along. [Nerve]
  • And when you do fall madly in love, you can stalk him forever and ever with this boyfriend tracker app that is guaranteed to bring out the batshit insane inside of you. [iVillage] Keep reading »

Burlesque Dancer’s Flaming Nipples Spark Evacuation

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Hundreds of people were forced to flee a UK tattoo convention when a burlesque dancer’s flaming nipple tassels triggered the fire alarm. Go Go Amy, a member of the Pretty Things Peep Show, was performing her act which featured fire-eating and fiery nipple tassels, when the smoke emanating from her nipples set off the fire alarm, sending patrons running for the exit.

“They weren’t meant to use fire in the act but I think they just completely forgot … It was one of those priceless moments that people will be talking about for years. It was incredible how quickly the building was evacuated,” said the event organizer.

Ah, the power of flaming nipples. I will remember this trick next time I want to get hundreds of people to bend to my will. [Daily Record]

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

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Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too. Keep reading »

Marvel Comic-Themed Sex Toys? Plus, Everything You Need To Know About Erotic Hypnosis

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  • Maybe you’d like to try the Thor. Or maybe you’re more of a Black Widow kind of girl. You can check out the whole line of fictional Marvel Comic-themed sex toys created by a Tumblr user and see what you’re feelin’. [College Candy]
  • This is a revolutionary concept, but, wait for it … real women have real fantasies. Here are a few of them. [Ask Men]
  • Of course, erotic hypnosis exists. You can book an appointment with this practitioner. [Nerve]
  • If you never orgasm during sex (or don’t orgasm as much as you’d like to), you’ll be pleased to know that there is nothing wrong with you. But maybe the erotic hypnotherapist can help. [Your Tango]
  • Snooki thinks Kate Middleton is a MILF. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
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