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A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Married Sex

In order to “satisfy his curiosity” and not to “brag” or “complain,” Redditor PanicAK, tasked himself with keeping a careful record of how much sex he and his wife had in 2013. He explained that they were 30 and 31 respectively, had been together for 14 years, married for six. They both have full-time jobs and five-year-old twin boys and his wife doesn’t think that handjobs are “her style.” (Does any woman, really?) Make your guesses about what was going on in their bedroom and see how you did after the jump. Also, prepare yourself for the feeling of smug superiority or total shame that’s sure to follow. Keep reading »

The Graham Cracker Was Originally Invented To Kill Your Sex Drive

Sylvester Graham, an evangelical minister in the 1830s and the world’s first “health nut,” believed that the single greatest health concern facing Americans was rampant sexual desire. In order to suppress these carnal urges, Graham prescribed — what else? — a special diet that would tame the lusty beast within. Keep reading »

How Strippers Deal With Their Periods

  • Strippers and their periods. You know you’re curious. “Many panty changes, baby wipe baths, and Summer’s Eve spray deodorant,” plus more stripper period secrets at the link. [Nerve]
  • Breaking news: sex, in addition to being pleasurable, also makes you smarter. [Your Tango]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio kisses funny. [Celebuzz]
  • A stuffed llama licking a man’s nipple is one way to sell candy. We told you llamas were sexy. [Huffington Post]
  • Jared Leto got naked for Terry Richardson. Who can’t that man get to take their clothes off? [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

Mayonnaise Pervert Arrested For Slathering Schoolgirls In Japan

Another day, another dairy fetishist harassing women. If you thought the Swiss Cheese Pervert was disgusting, prepared to be equally skeeved out by Japan’s Mayonnaise Pervert, who was arrested this week. Keep reading »

Life After Dating: The Death Of Discussing My Sex Life

Life After Dating: The Death Of Discussing My Sex Life

So you’ve finally found The One (or at least The One For The Foreseeable Future) and you’ve committed to a serious relationship. Now what? In our new weekly column, Life After Dating, we’ll discuss the unique joys and challenges of coupledom.

When I was single, I spent a lot of time talking about my sexual exploits with friends: his penis-to-ball ratio, how chipper of a mood he was in the morning after, whether or not I wanted to “hit that again.” It was one of the fun — well, maybe more necessary than fun — parts of being single. When I had flings or dating stints, all that was left when the dude was out of my life were the war stories. There was a soothing pleasure in finding a way to make my friends (and myself) laugh about how he did little more than jackhammer my vagina to death with his huge penis and in the morning, ask me to turn my shower on for him because it was “too hard to figure out.” I was the circus clown making singledom palatable for the crowd. Honestly, when I was single, if I didn’t find humor in my sex life, I would have been a very sad clown. Keep reading »

#PolarVortexPickUpLines Are Keeping People Warm In Sub-Zero Temperatures — Plus The Cast Of “Downton Abbey” Shirtless!

  • “While that is actually an icicle in my pants, I’m still happy to see you.” #polarvortexpickuplines I’m thrilled that something good has come out of this ungodly deep freeze. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • This woman went to orgasm school to learn how to do it better. Find out if she got an A+ in “Pussy Breathing.” [Your Tango]
  • You need to look at the heads of the cast of “Downton Abbey” Photoshopped onto the bodies of male models. Mrs. Patamore as an underwear model is flawless. [Nerve]
  • Sometimes decoding whether or not you like each other is the hardest part. There should be some kind of Morse Code for that. [College Candy] Keep reading »
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