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Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

  • Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
  • A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It’s not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post]
  • How to politely decline when your partner wants to do it ALL THE TIME. Not that it’s the worst problem to have. [College Candy]
  • Some foreskins don’t fit all the way over some penises … and that’s OK. [Nerve]
  • Gird your lips from these types of bad kissers. [The Stir] Keep reading »

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

  • Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve]
  • Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango]
  • A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her 43-year-old boyfriend when she accidentally killed him. YIKES. [Huffington Post]
  • This woman thinks she’s not “wired” to have orgasms. [Em &Lo]
  • Hugh Hefner is trying to get Margot Robbie to pose for Playboy. Of course he is. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don’t Care)

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Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don't Care)

The other night, my boyfriend went home with a stripper, and I was totally cool with it. I’ve known about my boyfriend’s strip club patronage since we first started dating. Visiting a club in every city (he travels for work) is his equivalent of collecting state quarters. When he began a career as a heavy metal journalist, he became involved with one particular club, Pumps. They had an edgier rock n’ roll vibe and he began reviewing their burlesque shows. The club loved the positive attention and treated him like a bit of a local celebrity. He became friendly with many of the bartenders and dancers, who appreciated the presence of someone who tipped well, was respectful, and showed interest in their artistic endeavors. Keep reading »

Ron Jeremy Rides A “Wrecking Ball” Naked — Plus, The Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Comic Books

  • OK, I think we’re done with “Wrecking Ball” spoofs now that Ron Jeremy’s “done his. [Huffington Post]
  • If you’re a comic book fan, you’ll enjoy reviewing these awkward sex scenes from your favorite series. [Cracked]
  • Rihanna should just stop wearing clothes altogether. [Celebuzz]
  • Someone went and made every Sports Illustrated cover for the last 50 years into a GIF. Ambitious. [Nerve]
  • Dry spell? Don’t be ashamed, here are some excuses you can use for anyone who asks. Not that it’s any of their business. [Your Tango]
  • This just in: men are simple creatures. WHHHAAAATTTT? [College Candy] Keep reading »

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

  • Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
  • Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates every day. Just a guess. [Nerve]
  • Zit-popping porn would be a real hit. Now someone just needs to make it. [Em & Lo]
  • Men explain why they’re just so over missionary position and all about anal. [Your Tango]
  • Penis head puppets are not exactly appropriate for kids’ TV shows. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Married Sex

In order to “satisfy his curiosity” and not to “brag” or “complain,” Redditor PanicAK, tasked himself with keeping a careful record of how much sex he and his wife had in 2013. He explained that they were 30 and 31 respectively, had been together for 14 years, married for six. They both have full-time jobs and five-year-old twin boys and his wife doesn’t think that handjobs are “her style.” (Does any woman, really?) Make your guesses about what was going on in their bedroom and see how you did after the jump. Also, prepare yourself for the feeling of smug superiority or total shame that’s sure to follow. Keep reading »

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