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Happy Ending Massage For Women: One Woman’s Tale

Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons. The “happy ending” tale is all too common, a mixture of truth and urban legend that captivates male imaginations even in an age of casual sex and… More »


Christians Think This Kraft Ad Is Too Zesty — Plus, The Rise Of “Daddies”!

“It is easy to see what the ad is really selling … Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising,” said the One Million Moms website of this Zesty Italian Dressing ad. I guess that means they don’t want their salad tossed… More »


Men Are To Blame For Menopause

A team of evolutionary geneticists have determined what really caused menopause in women: men. It was previously thought that women evolved to become infertile after a certain age so that they could care for their grandchildren and coddle the next of kin. But evolutionarily speaking, that turned out to be a load of crap because,… More »


Things That Will Not Get A Guy Laid At 35 — Plus, The New And Improved Hitachi Magic Wand

Guys, bringing your guitar to a party worked when you were 25, but it ain’t gonna drop any panties at 35. [Ask Men]
Thanks to Michael Douglas we now know that no one is immune to throat cancer. Here is some more sex advice from celebs over 40. [Nerve]
Holy crap. Demi… More »


Today In Sex: A Goodie Heist & Chocolate Anuses

A mother in Sandy, Oregon, who was hiding a horde of sexy goodies for a friend’s bachelorette party in the trunk of her car so her kids wouldn’t see them, is regretting her decision. Chelsey Coutts is the latest person to fall victim to a series of car break-ins in her apartment complex. Instead of… More »


How To Tell If You’re A Pizzasexual — Plus, Matt Damon In A Bedazzled, Banana Hammock!

Pizzasexuals are people who are more interested in going for pizza than going on dates. If only I had known about this sooner, I would have come out ages ago. [Nerve
Pictures of Matt Damon in a banana hammock. A collection of photos I’m calling “Behind The Sparkly Speedo.” [Socialite Life]
Guys,… More »


True Story: I’m A Fetish Model

If my suitcase bursts on the morning commuter train, it would be a more dramatic moment than for most. If a dapper businessman doesn’t drop his coffee all over my designer rubber wardrobe, the poor girl behind the tea trolley may slip on a ball-gag. From the expressions on the faces of everyone else, I… More »


Hey! Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape Too — Plus A Brief History Of Why We’re Obsessed With Boobs

Stop paying attention to Farrah Abraham’s sex tape because Courtney Stodden says she has one too! Shrug. [Celebuzz]
Today in things science confirmed that I already knew: musicians get more girls. Yup. That’s pretty much how I spent my 20s. [Newser]
Everyone loves boobs. Yes, that’s a fact. But have you ever… More »


Zoe Saldana’s Lesbian Desires — Plus Men Get PMS, Too!

Has Zoe Saldana ever had a relationship with a woman? “…” Seriously, that was her answer. That seems like a YES to me. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Shed some tearz for the world’s saddest prostitutes. Or don’t. Because one of them is Lindsay Lohan. [Cracked]
After a series of appeals, a transsexual woman… More »


What Is Dave Franco Deep Throating? Plus, How To Talk To Your Mom About Her Sex Life

In case you were wondering, that’s a dildo he’s about to deep throat there. If you want to see more pics of Dave Franco playing with sex toys on the set of “Townies,” today’s your lucky day. [Socialite Life]
There’s a way to start leaving your things at his place without freaking him… More »


A Fair And Honest Review Of All The Mattresses We’ve Had Sex On

A new survey done by a totally biased, “traditional” mattress company found that couples who sleep on memory-foam beds are having the shittiest of shitty sex lives. Some people surveyed described sex on their memory-foam mattresses as “stuck in quicksand,” “uncomfortable,” “difficult” or even “horrible.”

Well, that sounds terribly unsexy, unless you’re into… More »


Happy Clitoral Awareness Week — Plus, Things That Make Women Instadry

Happy Clitoral Awareness Week! How is your clitoris doing? I think all clitorises (clitorii?) will be a lot better after celebrating them all week. [Ask Men]
You might have orgasms, but that doesn’t mean you know all there is to know about them. Clitoral Awareness Week is a better time than any to… More »


Just Kidding! That Sex Superbug Is Not About To Sweep Our Genitals

That potentially deadlier than AIDS sex superbug that you were up all night worrying about was so not worth losing any sleep over. Well, at least not this week. According to Dr. Kimberly Workowski, a professor of infectious disease, “The sky is not falling — yet.” Don’t worry, you fatalists, the sky will fall eventually,… More »


True Story: My Mom Was A Sex Professor At My College

By the time I entered my junior year of college, I was convinced that Binghamton University had only three kinds of guys. There were the players. There were the boys who were saving themselves for marriage. And there were the ones who learned about sex from my mother.

A biological anthropologist, my mom… More »


Cheaters Love To Eat At The Cheesecake Factory — Plus How To Takes The Best Selfies

The real reason people cheat is … hell if I know, but these people think they do. [Uptown Mag]
But if you are going to cheat, you should probably take your mister/mistress to the Cheesecake Factory. Because they have so many menu options (that menu is longer than the Bible!) and apparently it’s… More »


Korean Teacher Beats A Student, Then Beats Off

This video shows the commotion after a teacher in Korea violently beat a student and then masturbated in front of the rest of his students. Police arrested the unidentified teacher (the man in the video with his pants down), for causing bodily harm to a minor and public exposure.

According to student witnesses,… More »


The 7 Most Incredible Orgasms

After an accident left 43-year-old Rafe Biggs a quadriplegic, he found a new way to experience sexual pleasure. About a year after becoming paralyzed, Rafe discovered that he has a “surrogate penis”… on his hand when he was able to have an orgasm by having his girlfriend suck his thumb.

“I felt this… More »


Denying A Man Sex Is A Form Of Emotional Torture — Plus, Rihanna Is Topless Again!

“When a woman denies a man sex it is a form of emotional torture second only to that inflicted by his distant, refrigerator mother.” Let that sink in. [NYMag.com]
Are you tired of seeing RiRi topless yet? You’re not? OK. Here you go. [Celebuzz]
Here’s your erotica reading list for your upcoming… More »


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