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Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

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People Prefer Morning Coffee To Morning Sex — Plus, What Is Twogging?

  • This survey revealed that lots of people would rather give up sex than coffee. Not quite as depressing as people who would rather give up sex than salad, but still. And I’m saying this as a coffee lover. [Newser]
  • Corey Feldman is claiming that the story circulating around awhile back about his orgy was made up by “the competition” to destroy his reputation. And who would the competition be? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • This girl learned many lessons when her fiancé took a job as an adult filmmaker. In fact, she wrote a book about it. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
  • About that possible date rape charge Cee Lo Green is facing… [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Britney Spears said something dumb about gay people. [The Blemish] Keep reading »

Pet Bunnies & 9 Other Random Things That Will Send A Woman Screaming From Your Bed

Random Things That Will Send A Woman Screaming From Your Bed

“Men cannot like rabbits,” lamented writer Dave Good in his Salon essay about how the pet bunny he adopted was not the chick magnet he dreamed it would be. In fact, the “quiet little guy who lived on salad, used a litter box, and slept under the bed” ruined his sex life. “Somewhere in mid-stream,” he writes of the one time he was able to lure a woman back to his place for sex, “the bunny snuck under the bed and began madly pounding the floor with its feet — rabbitspeak for danger — which scared my date. She left, and I never saw her again.”

That does sound unsettling — to hear a bunny pounding away under the bed while you’re getting pounded. But we’re not entirely sure the problem is the rabbit. Rather, that Dave lets it live under the bed. That doesn’t seem normal. And … we can’t help but wonder if he cleans the litter box often enough. Women don’t dislike bunnies, but we do hate the smell of rabbit scat. Some things that will make it absolutely impossible to do the deed. We’re willing to look past that moldy dish towel for one night, but it’s hard to ignore a bunny under the bed. Below are some more vagina killers that have sent us running. Keep reading »

Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

  • Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish]
  • You may be great at giving oral sex, but it’s just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential]
  • “I want to explore my options” and “It’s not you, it’s me” are amongst the dumbest possible breakup lines a person can use. [TruTv]
  • This new novel contains strap-on scenes, so obviously, you’re gonna want to go ahead and read it. [Em &Lo] Keep reading »

True Story: I Grew Up A Poor, Black Sex Symbol

True Story: I Grew Up A Poor, Black Sex Symbol

I have been a symbol of sex my entire life. As a black woman from a poor, single-parent household, I know the script that is written for me far too well. Black women are always more appealing as strippers or “hoes.” Before I even hit puberty, this script was shoved in my face and I was forced to memorize it.

When I was 11, I lived in a predominantly underprivileged, black neighborhood in Houston, Texas. Everyone knew each other. My mom worked nights at the local hospital, so often I was home alone with my brother, sister and an older cousin. My mom thought the high fences that surrounded our complex kept us safe from what was on the outside. Little did she know, what was on the inside tormented me daily. Keep reading »

The Curious Case Of The Man Who Wants To Be Eaten, Then Pooped Out, By A “Large, Dominant Woman”

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A new paper published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior profiled “Stephen,” a 45-year-old “socially anxious but pleasant and cooperative” man who voluntarily checked himself into a psych ward complaining of his intense desire to be “consumed by a large, dominant woman and then defecated by her.” Stephen also admitted to fantasizing about “being feces or semen and being expelled by a person.” Strangely, Stephan’s main reason for seeking professional help was the fear that he was gay. Keep reading »

Stephen Moyer Kissed A Dude While Eating A Hot Dog! Plus, What Your Favorite Sex Toy Says About You

  • Stephen Moyer was caught sharing a hot dog and kiss with a “male friend.” Interesting. [Socialite Life]
  • Are you more of a vibrating rubber ducky or a Hitachi Magic Wand kind of gal? Find out what your favorite sex toy says about you. [Em & Lo]
  • Sex writer Rachel Kramer Bussel breaks down how to find female-friendly porn. [Betty Confidential]
  • The best possible outcome of confessing that you’re gay to your husband? He admits that he’s gay too. [The Stir]
  • It’s nice for Heather Graham to share her deep and provocative ideas about sexuality. Like, how Hollywood is sexist and female sexuality is complicated. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Yoga Teacher, Cameron Shayne, Feels Just Fine About Banging His Students

Yoga Teacher, Cameron Shayne, Feels Just Fine About Banging His Students

In the light of recent sex scandals involving yoga “gurus” Bikram Choudhury and John Friend, Miami-based Budokon teacher, Cameron Shayne (pictured above), who’s known as the “world authority on yogic and martial arts integration,” penned a lengthy, braggy, philosophically dense missive for RebelleSociety.com about why having sex with students is totally ethical. In his piece, “Hot Sex For Real Yogis: Can I Have Sex With My Yoga Teacher?” Shayne seeks to answer the question: “Should we as Yoga teachers, and others as yoga students be restricted or limited regarding our sexual partnerships in order to accommodate the beliefs of others?”

The “beliefs of others” being? Well, I’m not sure, but his answer is obviously NO considering that he opens by confessing that he’s slept with several of his students. “As a single male yoga teacher, I have had on more than one occasion engaged in deep and meaningful intimate relationships with a woman I have met either in my class, workshops or in the yoga community,” Shayne writes. In addition, he makes it clear that he doesn’t regret any of these sexual relationships — even the ones that ended like a “Woody Allen tragedies” because “mistake-making [is] essential to the human experience. Therefore you cannot have sex with the wrong person — only a person that provides you with another intrinsic part of the whole that becomes your story.” Keep reading »

True Story: I’m Never Having Penis-In-Vagina Sex Again

True Story: I’m Never Having Penis-In-Vagina Sex Again

I am done with penis.

I knew I was finished with it years ago, but, stupidly, I kept holding out as if I just hadn’t found The One True Penis — say, one that glittered or was bent upwards at the perfect angle. But penis-in-vagina was such a simple go-to when I wanted to have sex! Sometimes, I would pull him into bed with me so fast that even I thought I wanted him inside me. But then, no matter how eager and considerate the lover or great the dick, my arousal would sputter a few minutes after he was in. It was like dumping ice cubes on my vagina.

Thats why I’m swearing off cock–or more particularly, penile penetration. I’ve tried all kinds of things to get penis-in-vagina sex to work for me: large cocks and small cocks, silicone and flesh, bent at different angles and attached to all genders of bodies. I’ve put on blindfolds in order to narrow my sensation to just to what was between my legs and had some of the most talented people I could find manipulate my g-spot. All to no avail. Keep reading »

Monogamy Tips From A Gay Man — Plus How To Tell Someone They Suck In Bed

  • Monogamy tips from a gay man. The best. [Betty Confidential]
  • You might have had a bad day at work, but this teacher who found a human fetus in her classroom had a worse day. [Newser]
  • 138 Water has the best advertising strategy ever: boobs. [The Blemish]
  • Here’s the script for telling your dude he sucks in bed. These are not easy things to say. [Your Tango]
  • You know there’s a problem when your mailman boycotts you because you’ve been masturbating too much. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
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