Posts tagged "sex story"

First Time For Everything: Attending A Sex Toy Party

I'd been invited to three adult novelty parties via Facebook. The first two I skipped, but decided the third time was a charm. You see, I’m a scientist, a doctor, with the capacity to deduce conclusive results from my experiments, even failed ones. After my divorce I concluded that a successful relationship requires me to…
By: Bahar Anooshahr / April 22, 2013

Taylor Swift Accused Of Having “Major Sexual Chemistry” With Tim McGraw — Plus, How To Cure Your BJ Boredom

According to ye olde National Enquirer, Faith Hill warned Taylor Swift to stay away from husband Tim McGraw because the two had "major sexual chemistry" onstage. Hmmm. Isn't it their job to have chemistry onstage? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Every single thing you've ever wondered about threesomes including how to have a FAKE one.
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 19, 2013

True Story: I Hooked Up With My Celebrity Crush

We’ve probably all had a crush on a celebrity at some point. Maybe you loved Kirk Cameron or Jonathan Taylor Thomas growing up, but these days your tastes lean towards Jon Hamm or Channing Tatum. However, rarely does your new crush show up at the party you're at. Years ago, I became mildly…
By: Claudia Maittlen-Harris / April 18, 2013

Why It’s A Good Thing That Men Are Reflecting About Masturbation

"I’m resetting my dick and my brain," said Greg Barris of his decision to give up porn, sex and masturbation. Barris is one of the men featured in New York magazine's piece about the male anti-masturbation movement. According to the piece, a number of men are reflecting on their masturbation habits --…
By: Josephine Ledger / April 17, 2013

Refined Sugar: Paying For Love In 2013

When I published my second novel, Bought, I was anxious to promote it. The book was my attempt to fictionalize a lot of research I’d done for a magazine story about hookers and also a way to examine the lives of women who weren’t quite prostitutes because they didn’t, say, spread their legs for wads of cash but…
By: Anna David / April 16, 2013

Ke$ha Often Gets Glitter In Her Vagina, Makes Out With Dudes In Front Of Her Brother

Ke$ha bathes in baby oil, often gets glitter in her vagina, and makes out with guys in front of her brother. Just a few of the fun things she told Jimmy Kimmel. Related, but unrelated: Is that what it means to have a souped-up vagina? To have stray glitter in it? […
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 12, 2013

Jenna Dewan’s Channing Tatum-Impregnated Baby Bump Is Extremely Hot — Plus, The Death Of Celeb Sex Tapes!

Jenna Dewan-Tatum's gorgeous baby bump is featured in Glamour's May issue. [Socialite Life] This woman finds sex in public to be "overrated," "itchy," "weird" and "ugh." [College Candy] Meet Ashley Tisdale's insideboob. [Celebuzz] Celebrity sex tapes are out, professionally and commercially produced porn is in. Thank…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 9, 2013

9 Penises We’ve Judged And Why

According to a new study of women Down Under — no, really, it was in Australia — women really are attracted to men with larger penises. In the study, 105 women viewed naked men of various heights who all had flaccid penises and rated them on sexual attractiveness. As TIME explained, researcher…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 9, 2013

Girl Talk: I Was Terrified Of Sex

Me: I’m sorry! It’s just not going in! Him: Don’t worry – we can always try later... Me: I’m really sorry! I’m just so scared! (Sobbing. Tearful search for bra.) What if this never works? That was me and my now-fiancé during one of many abortive attempts to have sex for the first time. For…
By: Kelly Kanayama / April 8, 2013

Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she's claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having sex in the bathroom and tried to get in on the action. Sounds like everyone involved in this situation was using exceptionally poor judgement. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 5, 2013

A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo] The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name. Eh, it's happened to the best of us. [Gurl] Unforgettable blow job tips you that obviously don't need because you are a sex…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2013

Hugh Hefner Reveals His Number — Plus A Brief History Of The Condom

Hugh Hefner spilled his number. It's really high and I don't think he's exaggerating. [Newser] When sexual fantasies go wrong they can really ruin the vibe. [Your Tango] Vintage Playgirl covers featuring your favorite male celebs. Hello, Marky Mark. [The Berry] Morning after hair and other ways that sex…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 26, 2013

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

I am pleased to report that Emma Watson's nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil Beet Gossip] Macklemore admitted that he's "jerked off on a lot of airplanes." GOOD. TO. KNOW. [TruTV] How good men become dogs.
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 22, 2013

Bradley Cooper’s Perm Is A Total Vagina Killer — Plus, How To Talk Dirty Without Scaring Her!

Let's talk about the unsexiest hairstyles for men starting with Bradley Cooper's perm. My vagina just died. [Huffington Post Style] Here are some ways that men are shooting themselves in the foot, sexually speaking. Clean your apartment, guy!! [Cracked] Beth Ditto got really drunk, kicked a dude in the balls, took…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 19, 2013

Dealbreaker: His Penis Made Me Cry

At the tender age of 19, I had only seen a total of four penises: the guy who got into my bed naked after a rave in high school; my boyfriend who I lost my virginity to senior year; the balding dorm mate who I gave an unfortunate blow job to while a James Bond…
By: Anonymous / March 19, 2013

A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits

There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes] Find out more about people's world-wide porn habits. "Mom and son" is the top porn search term in Romania. Yikes. [Nerve] Make oral sex more fun right…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 15, 2013

Someone Leaked A Full-Frontal Nude Photo Of Lil’ Romeo; How Long A Penis Should Be

A very nude, very NSFW full-frontal photo of Lil' Romeo has been leaked on the interwebs! And, oh dear, he's not so lil'. [Stupid Celebrities] Have you tried the Magic Mountain? I'm not talking about the ride at Disneyland. But still, this Magic Mountain will make you scream. [Your Tango]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2013

Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift's breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter. [Evil Beet Gossip] This 30-something virgin (not Taylor Swift) needs your help, I mean your penis. [Em & Lo] Here's how to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 8, 2013

The Greatest Sexless Sex Scenes In Films & A Domination Therapist Tells All

Meg Ryan's faked orgasm in "When Harry Met Sally" made the list of greatest sexless sex scenes captured on film. Say that five times fast. And find out what other sexless sex scenes made the cut. [Next Movie] Try these unusual methods to drive your guy wild with lust all the time. They…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 5, 2013

The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations On Wikipedia

In the days before the Internet, teenagers had basically two options to learn the ins and outs of boning. They amounted to either A) scrambled cable softcore, which was like watching two swarms of bees fighting in a motel room made of non-Euclidean geometry, or B) chancing upon a drifter's cache of Juggs secreted away…
By: Cracked / March 4, 2013
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