Posts tagged "sex story"

Dopey IT Guy Mistakenly Broadcasts Nun Sex On A Jumbotron In China

Let this be a lesson to all LED screen repairmen. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT start watching a movie with explicit sex scenes on your laptop while you are…

Ami Angelowicz | July 2, 2013 - 7:00 pm

FYI, Happy Ending Massages Are Totally Legal In China

Back in college — this was the late ’90s mind you — I had a friend who had a friend who who got a massage somewhere in Chinatown that ended…

Ami Angelowicz | June 30, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Cher Claims Tom Cruise Was Amazing In Bed — Plus, Meet The Sperm Whisperer

On “Watch What Happens Live” this week, Cher named Tom Cruise as one of her top five all-time lovers. I wonder how much the Church of Scientology paid her…

Ami Angelowicz | June 28, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Guy Talk: Enough With The Unprotected Sex Already!

I’m about one more “and then he came inside me” away from blowing my brains out.

I’m a sex enthusiast, perhaps even a connoisseur on the matter. I…

Jeremy Glass | June 24, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Amanda Bynes Just Wants Drake To Be Friends With Her Vagina — Plus An App That Teaches Women How To Masturbate

As it turns out, Amanda Bynes doesn’t really want Drake to murder her vagina, she just wants him to be friends with it. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Why does…

Ami Angelowicz | June 18, 2013 - 7:30 pm

True Story: I Was A Mediocre Midwestern Stripper

I went to a college that was funded with money from a nearby casino. Unsurprisingly, the biggest neighboring city has a population of 30,000 people and 10 fully-nude strip clubs…

Gwendolyn Kansen | June 17, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Happy Ending Massage For Women: One Woman’s Tale

Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons. | June 15, 2013 - 1:30 pm

Christians Think This Kraft Ad Is Too Zesty — Plus, The Rise Of “Daddies”!

“It is easy to see what the ad is really selling … Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean…

Ami Angelowicz | June 14, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Men Are To Blame For Menopause

A team of evolutionary geneticists have determined what really caused menopause in women: men. It was previously thought that women evolved to become infertile after a certain age so that…

Ami Angelowicz | June 14, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Things That Will Not Get A Guy Laid At 35 — Plus, The New And Improved Hitachi Magic Wand

Guys, bringing your guitar to a party worked when you were 25, but it ain’t gonna drop any panties at 35. [Ask Men]
Thanks to Michael Douglas we…

Ami Angelowicz | June 11, 2013 - 7:30 pm

Today In Sex: A Goodie Heist & Chocolate Anuses

A mother in Sandy, Oregon, who was hiding a horde of sexy goodies for a friend’s bachelorette party in the trunk of her car so her kids wouldn’t see them,…

Ami Angelowicz | June 5, 2013 - 5:00 pm

How To Tell If You’re A Pizzasexual — Plus, Matt Damon In A Bedazzled, Banana Hammock!

Pizzasexuals are people who are more interested in going for pizza than going on dates. If only I had known about this sooner, I would have come out ages…

Ami Angelowicz | May 28, 2013 - 5:30 pm

True Story: I’m A Fetish Model

If my suitcase bursts on the morning commuter train, it would be a more dramatic moment than for most. If a dapper businessman doesn’t drop his coffee all over my…

Roswell Ivory | May 21, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Hey! Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape Too — Plus A Brief History Of Why We’re Obsessed With Boobs

Stop paying attention to Farrah Abraham’s sex tape because Courtney Stodden says she has one too! Shrug. [Celebuzz]
Today in things science confirmed that I already knew: musicians…

Ami Angelowicz | May 17, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Zoe Saldana’s Lesbian Desires — Plus Men Get PMS, Too!

Has Zoe Saldana ever had a relationship with a woman? “…” Seriously, that was her answer. That seems like a YES to me. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Shed some…

Ami Angelowicz | May 14, 2013 - 5:30 pm

What Is Dave Franco Deep Throating? Plus, How To Talk To Your Mom About Her Sex Life

In case you were wondering, that’s a dildo he’s about to deep throat there. If you want to see more pics of Dave Franco playing with sex toys on…

Ami Angelowicz | May 10, 2013 - 5:20 pm

A Fair And Honest Review Of All The Mattresses We’ve Had Sex On

A new survey done by a totally biased, “traditional” mattress company found that couples who sleep on memory-foam beds are having the shittiest of shitty sex lives. Some people surveyed…

The Frisky | May 8, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Happy Clitoral Awareness Week — Plus, Things That Make Women Instadry

Happy Clitoral Awareness Week! How is your clitoris doing? I think all clitorises (clitorii?) will be a lot better after celebrating them all week. [Ask Men]
You might…

Ami Angelowicz | May 7, 2013 - 5:40 pm

Just Kidding! That Sex Superbug Is Not About To Sweep Our Genitals

That potentially deadlier than AIDS sex superbug that you were up all night worrying about was so not worth losing any sleep over. Well, at least not this week. According…

Ami Angelowicz | May 7, 2013 - 3:40 pm

True Story: My Mom Was A Sex Professor At My College

By the time I entered my junior year of college, I was convinced that Binghamton University had only three kinds of guys. There were the players. There were the boys…

Abby Milberg | May 1, 2013 - 1:00 pm
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