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Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

  • Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t invite “Entertainment Tonight” to film her surgery. [Celebuzz]
  • What goes into the making of custom bondage gear? This guy knows everything there is to know about making forging harnesses, chaps, gags, floggers, collars, and wrist cuffs. [Nerve]
  • These were officially the worst sexy Halloween costumes of 2013. Sexy skunk…disturbing. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here’s what women really think of your underwear. [Your Tango]
  • Oy vey! A rabbi-shaped dildo. WHY? [Huffington Post]
  • A walk of shame, illustrated with GIFs. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Watch Boobs Bouncing In Slow Motion!

  • Remember the name Rachel Williams. Surely, she will be famous for making this video of her boobs bouncing up and down in slow motion. This is what the internet has come to. But still, weirdly mesmerizing. [The Blemish]
  • Of course Hugh Hefner and wife Crystal Harris dressed as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus at the Playboy Mansion Halloween shindig. You can see pictures of the couple twerking. [Newser]
  • This woman wrote the most hard-hitting, breakup letter to her cheating boyfriend. EVER. It’s a must-read. [The Stir]
  • Bethenny Frankel got all judgey on Farrah Abraham for waxing her four-year-old’s unibrow. Among other things… [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

  • Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here’s her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life]
  • Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she’s more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man]
  • This gay couple figured out a way to get married in Oklahoma even though it’s illegal. Good work. [Newser]
  • Watch this video of 100 men responding to the question: Why are vaginas important to you? Loaded question. [Hello Beautiful]
  • Before she was dating John Mayer, Katy Perry says she had a major crush on him. I find that so hard to believe. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Is Showing Off More T&A On Instagram

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

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People Prefer Morning Coffee To Morning Sex — Plus, What Is Twogging?

  • This survey revealed that lots of people would rather give up sex than coffee. Not quite as depressing as people who would rather give up sex than salad, but still. And I’m saying this as a coffee lover. [Newser]
  • Corey Feldman is claiming that the story circulating around awhile back about his orgy was made up by “the competition” to destroy his reputation. And who would the competition be? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • This girl learned many lessons when her fiancé took a job as an adult filmmaker. In fact, she wrote a book about it. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
  • About that possible date rape charge Cee Lo Green is facing… [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Britney Spears said something dumb about gay people. [The Blemish] Keep reading »

Pet Bunnies & 9 Other Random Things That Will Send A Woman Screaming From Your Bed

Random Things That Will Send A Woman Screaming From Your Bed

“Men cannot like rabbits,” lamented writer Dave Good in his Salon essay about how the pet bunny he adopted was not the chick magnet he dreamed it would be. In fact, the “quiet little guy who lived on salad, used a litter box, and slept under the bed” ruined his sex life. “Somewhere in mid-stream,” he writes of the one time he was able to lure a woman back to his place for sex, “the bunny snuck under the bed and began madly pounding the floor with its feet — rabbitspeak for danger — which scared my date. She left, and I never saw her again.”

That does sound unsettling — to hear a bunny pounding away under the bed while you’re getting pounded. But we’re not entirely sure the problem is the rabbit. Rather, that Dave lets it live under the bed. That doesn’t seem normal. And … we can’t help but wonder if he cleans the litter box often enough. Women don’t dislike bunnies, but we do hate the smell of rabbit scat. Some things that will make it absolutely impossible to do the deed. We’re willing to look past that moldy dish towel for one night, but it’s hard to ignore a bunny under the bed. Below are some more vagina killers that have sent us running. Keep reading »

Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

  • Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish]
  • You may be great at giving oral sex, but it’s just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential]
  • “I want to explore my options” and “It’s not you, it’s me” are amongst the dumbest possible breakup lines a person can use. [TruTv]
  • This new novel contains strap-on scenes, so obviously, you’re gonna want to go ahead and read it. [Em &Lo] Keep reading »

True Story: I Grew Up A Poor, Black Sex Symbol

True Story: I Grew Up A Poor, Black Sex Symbol

I have been a symbol of sex my entire life. As a black woman from a poor, single-parent household, I know the script that is written for me far too well. Black women are always more appealing as strippers or “hoes.” Before I even hit puberty, this script was shoved in my face and I was forced to memorize it.

When I was 11, I lived in a predominantly underprivileged, black neighborhood in Houston, Texas. Everyone knew each other. My mom worked nights at the local hospital, so often I was home alone with my brother, sister and an older cousin. My mom thought the high fences that surrounded our complex kept us safe from what was on the outside. Little did she know, what was on the inside tormented me daily. Keep reading »

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