This year did not disappoint when it came to sex headlines. In 2012, I learned a lot of new and important (I’m not sure if “important” is quite the right word, but I’m going with it) lessons. I’m still trying to make sense of it all, but let’s review what I’ve absorbed thus far. There was just so much…
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All The Actors Who Got Naked In Movies This Year
Holiday Party Hookups
There are lots of good reasons NOT to hookup at the holiday party. Read More »
- There were a lot of actors and actresses who got nakey on the big screen this year. Here is the full list in case you wish to revisit any of those nude scenes. [Next Movie]
- This woman’s Catholic upbringing made her too scared to masturbate because she thought she was going to hell. Don’t worry, she eventually moved past it. [Gurl]
- There tend to be two camps when it comes to views on monogamy: Realistic and Unrealistic. This woman is on Team Realistic. [Uptown]
- A new survey says that women don’t tend to marry their favorite sex partners. But that’s OK, they probably still like having sex with you. And that leaves room for improvement, right? [Modern Man]
- There are exercises you can do to improve your sex life. Sexercises. Sorry, but even better sex doesn’t motivate me to do lunges. [A New Mode] Keep reading »
Charlie Sheen Wants To Be Lindsay Lohan’s Sugar Daddy & What Is Slut-Dropping?
- There’s some business about Charlie Sheen wanting to be Lindsay Lohan’s sugar daddy. I can’t bare to find out more. Do some research and let me know. [Socialite Life]
- Men answer the question: Do you want a cock ring for Christmas? Can’t wait to read those responses. [Em & Lo]
- Here are some dos and don’ts for doing butt stuff. [Ask Men]
- Brush up on slut-dropping, this awful thing college students in the UK are doing, which stole its name from a popular dance move. [NYMag.com]
- Confessions of a chubby chaser. She likes her men BIG. As in, fat. [The Gloss] Keep reading »
Today In Sex: Sluttiness Is A State Of Mind
- The question on everyone’s mind at the moment: is Courtney Stodden purposefully trying to look like a sex robot? Also, is this what she considers tasteful nudity? [Socialite Life]
- Here are some tips for teaching yourself to orgasm. I like that “taking a bath” is one of the tips on this list, although I don’t know what it has to do with orgasms. [Em & Lo]
- A new study done at University of Michigan found slutiness to be nothing more than a state of mind. I’m a slut for this study because I all over it. [NY Mag/The Cut] Keep reading »
Friends With Benefits Are The Best At Using Condoms
Friends with benefits often get a bum rap. But I am happy to report that they are acing it in the condom department. An online survey, the results of which were published in the Journal of Sex Research, found that FWBs are the most likely to use condoms during sex. Of the 376 mostly twentysomethings who were questioned, about half said they were involved in a FWB situation. On the downside, the FWBers reported being less sexually satisfied and less able to discuss their sexual desires with their partners. No surprise there. Keep reading »
Courtney Stodden Wants To Do Tasteful Nudity & A Spanx Sex Experiment
- Courtney Stodden’s new mouth has spoken and tasteful nudity, not pornography, is what it wants to do. That paper turkey is very tasteful. [PopBytes]
- Harvard University has approved its first BDSM club. I really hope they’re not going to require all members to read Fifty Shades of Grey. [Gurl]
- How to use sexting to get your creative bedroom juices flowing. You mean, “UR sexy” isn’t creative enough? [Betty Confidential]
- This woman conducted the Spanx sex experiment we all were too scared to do and lived to write about it. [NYMag.com]
- So, remember when JBiebs took a DNA test to prove that he wasn’t Mariah Yeater’s baby daddy? Well, allegedly, she never received those results. And … here we go. [Pop Crush] Keep reading »
Two Men Filmed Getting Blowjobs On NYC Subway
Can we all just agree, as a society, no oral sex on public transportation? Kthx. Two couples were filmed on a New York City subway giving/receiving blowjobs in a very NSFW video posted on World Star Uncut. It’s way too overacted to be real, in my opinion — or maybe I’m just not giving my blowjobs vigorously enough. Is this a spontaneous act of teenaged bad decision making? Porn actors filming a gonzo video? Does it matter? There could be no grosser setting than a 6 train car with the faint smell of urine and unforgiving flourescent lighting. BRB, off to buy my hand sanitizer in triplicate. [Gothamist]
Today In Sex: Dolly Parton Is Not A Lesbian & What Is “Milking”?
- Sorry ladies who were interested, Dolly Parton and her giant jugs have confirmed that they are not gay. [Socialite Life]
- A paper in China thought The Onion article, which named
KingKim Jong Un as the “Sexiest Man Alive,” was real. I wonder if Channing is pissed. [Newser] - And the nominees for the Bad Sex Awards, honoring the most poorly written sex scenes in literature, are … [The Mary Sue]
- Is there a point at which you’re too old to be a virgin? I don’t know the answer to that, but when the asker is 16, the answer is no. [Gurl] Keep reading »
Ellen DeGeneres Has A Conversation With Rihanna’s Vagina & Exercise Orgasms
- Ellen DeGeneres got all up close and personal with Rihanna’s coochie. [Stupid Celebrities]
- How vampires and virgins became a match made in heaven. In honor of the latest “Twilight” movie. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
- Learn to love his perineum and all of his other pleasure spots. [Ask Men]
- A new study found that oxtytocin is what keeps your dude from getting all up on another woman. [The Gloss]
- Ruh roh. Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still sleeping together? At the Four Seasons? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Pictures of Dawson, I mean, James Van Der Beek in the nude. [Socialite Life] Keep reading »
Why You Shouldn’t Have Sex On The Tracks
Well, for starters, because it’s dangerous and you could die like a couple in South Africa did back in 2008. Also, because you might cause train delays as was the case for a couple in Sweden who were caught doing it in a car parked way too close to the tracks.
“Often when cars are sitting near the tracks, it can be copper thieves at work or unfortunately a person who has tired of life,” the train dispatcher Mattias Hellberg explained. “It was two people who were very happy and having a little moment of passion. The driver told them they weren’t being very discrete there and asked them to get moving.”
This seems like common sense to me, but I suppose a reminder is in order. Having sex on or near the train tracks is a really stupid idea. [The Local]
