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Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

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In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college for Vice. Because…why? She’s segued from writing mean things about her sorority sisters to writing mean things about guys she’s fucked? Inventive.   Keep reading »

Naked Women Rock Climbing — Plus, Jennifer Lawrence Weighs In On Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe

  • Enjoy these pictures of naked women rock climbing. Don’t worry, they’re artsy, not porn-y. [Nerve]
  • Jennifer Lawrence weighs in on Miley Cyrus’ camel toe. Of course, she does so diplomatically. [Celebuzz]
  • Best story of the day: Johnny Depp has a doppelgänger and he is married to a tree. Take that Ryan Gosling doppelgängers! [Huffington Post]
  • There are things that allegedly turn men off in bed? Oh, our ugly PJs. Sorry, those are not going anywhere. [The Stir]
  • I’m glad the myth of the “sideways slit” and “wandering womb” are no longer accepted as truth. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Yet Another Teen Auctions Off Her Virginity For Big Bucks

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My Strange First Day Working In An Erotic Massage Parlor

I was not impressed at all with the lack of notice for my first appointment.

I barely had time to rush back to the little basement dressing room, change into shoes that weren’t completely ratty and gross, and gather my nerves before I got the text message from “Marjorie” informing me that my client was at the gate of the apartment complex. When I finally let my client in, though, I was a bit confused by his look of shock. Read more on The Gloss…

5 Sex Dealbreakers You Can’t Ignore

If our collective dating experience has taught us anything, it’s that sexual compatibility is key to a long-lasting relationship. And sexual compatibility requires both mental and physical attraction. (Yes, that sometimes includes but is not limited to penis size.) If at any point in a relationship one of these is missing, it is a disastrous dealbreaker

Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

  • Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t invite “Entertainment Tonight” to film her surgery. [Celebuzz]
  • What goes into the making of custom bondage gear? This guy knows everything there is to know about making forging harnesses, chaps, gags, floggers, collars, and wrist cuffs. [Nerve]
  • These were officially the worst sexy Halloween costumes of 2013. Sexy skunk…disturbing. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here’s what women really think of your underwear. [Your Tango]
  • Oy vey! A rabbi-shaped dildo. WHY? [Huffington Post]
  • A walk of shame, illustrated with GIFs. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Watch Boobs Bouncing In Slow Motion!

  • Remember the name Rachel Williams. Surely, she will be famous for making this video of her boobs bouncing up and down in slow motion. This is what the internet has come to. But still, weirdly mesmerizing. [The Blemish]
  • Of course Hugh Hefner and wife Crystal Harris dressed as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus at the Playboy Mansion Halloween shindig. You can see pictures of the couple twerking. [Newser]
  • This woman wrote the most hard-hitting, breakup letter to her cheating boyfriend. EVER. It’s a must-read. [The Stir]
  • Bethenny Frankel got all judgey on Farrah Abraham for waxing her four-year-old’s unibrow. Among other things… [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

  • Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here’s her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life]
  • Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she’s more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man]
  • This gay couple figured out a way to get married in Oklahoma even though it’s illegal. Good work. [Newser]
  • Watch this video of 100 men responding to the question: Why are vaginas important to you? Loaded question. [Hello Beautiful]
  • Before she was dating John Mayer, Katy Perry says she had a major crush on him. I find that so hard to believe. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Is Showing Off More T&A On Instagram

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