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#PolarVortexPickUpLines Are Keeping People Warm In Sub-Zero Temperatures — Plus The Cast Of “Downton Abbey” Shirtless!

  • “While that is actually an icicle in my pants, I’m still happy to see you.” #polarvortexpickuplines I’m thrilled that something good has come out of this ungodly deep freeze. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • This woman went to orgasm school to learn how to do it better. Find out if she got an A+ in “Pussy Breathing.” [Your Tango]
  • You need to look at the heads of the cast of “Downton Abbey” Photoshopped onto the bodies of male models. Mrs. Patamore as an underwear model is flawless. [Nerve]
  • Sometimes decoding whether or not you like each other is the hardest part. There should be some kind of Morse Code for that. [College Candy] Keep reading »

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

  • If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this… [Pop Sugar Love & Sex]
  • And if Disney princesses were into S&M it would look something like this. Cinderella, you nasty! [Nerve]
  • Breakups are rough. Sometimes sex toys get decapitated in the aftermath. [Huffington Post]
  • A new study broke down the kinds of online dating profile pics that women DON’T respond to. Guys, look and learn. There are no more excuses for bathroom selfies. [The Stir]
  • Looking for a geekier sex toy to spice things up? Perhaps you would enjoy the Death Ray. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Is Beyonce Sleeping With Her Backup Dancer, Laurent Bourgeois?

  • A highly unlikely report claims that Beyonce and her backup dancer Laurent Bourgeois are “very close,” bordering on “inappropriate.” Yeah, not buying it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Sex dreams are the weirdest. This woman dreamed she was wearing a flaccid strap-on. Find out what it means. [Em & Lo]
  • If you’re newly divorced or separated, read one woman’s tale of how she’s surviving her first holiday season without her partner. [The Stir]
  • If celebrities were sex acts, then everyone in the world would be asking for a Zooey job (a BJ with a ukulele). [Cracked] Keep reading »

This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

  • Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire together. [Nerve]
  • Let’s review this year in bad, wrong, weird, strange sex. Like, the invention of the robot that gives handjobs and the discovery of dinosaur erotica. [Huffington Post]
  • PsychopathBeGone is not a real online dating site, but it should be. [The Stir]
  • People claim to be able to do these preposterous sex positions. BWHA! [Cracked]
  • Transgender woman, Jennifer Finney Boylan, talks about her experience volunteering at Salvation Army. [Newser] Keep reading »

Check Out Milan’s “Dildo” Christmas Tree — Plus, The Best Sexy Dude Calendars!

  • Find out why city officials in Milan were not excited by this Christmas tree decorated with 100 dildos. [Newser]
  • LeAnn Rimes says she thought about sex during her Patsy Cline tribute. [Socialite Life]
  • These prostitutes dispel myths about the profession and enlighten us about the practice of “dick checks.” [Cracked]
  • Vibrators for men basically give them blue balls so that they won’t bust too quickly. [Nerve]
  • I’m totally getting the 2014 Butt Guy calendar. Which of these sexy dude calendars will you be purchasing? [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • Brazilian soccer players are sick and tired of being sequestered before games so they can’t have sex. Yeah, I don’t think anyone would like that. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: Why I Hate Spontaneous Sex

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Girl Talk: Why I Hate Spontaneous Sex

When I first decided to give spontaneous sex a try, I wish Whoopi Goldberg had been there to warn me: “Krissy, you’re in danger, girl.”

I first learned about our generation’s favorite pastime while watching – surprise, surprise! – “Beverly Hills, 90210,” where the primary plot line was: Doorbell rings. Hot guy stands there. Spontaneous sex ensues. I thought, “Pffft, I could do that.” As it turns out, I really, really can’t.

I’m Type A, which means I’m completely capable of letting go in the bedroom…but only when my to-do list is complete, my apartment’s in order, and I’m waxed, armed and ready to go. But after watching lucky bitches being taken advantage of by the Brandon Walshes, Pacey Witters, and Chuck Basses week after week, my light bulb turned on (among other things) and I thought, “WTF am I doing? I’m missing out!” Keep reading »

New York City’s Sexiest Taxi Drivers Got Their Very Own 2014 Calendar

  • Great news! Your Sexy NYC Taxi Driver 2014 Calendar is now available for purchase. But good luck tracking one down if it’s raining, rush hour, Saturday night after midnight or you have a pet. Also, this photo is going to give me nightmares. His name is Dan. [Nerve]
  • Giselle Bundchen hired herself to model her own line of lingerie. I’d probably do the same if I were her. [Celebuzz]
  • This Australian condom commercial was deemed too raunchy for TV. But you’re going to want to watch it anyway because it’s great. [The Stir]
  • These Craigslist Casual Encounters ads might as well be real because some people really do get off on brown fudge toilet play. [Cracked]
  • Be my boyfriend: man who wielded a sword to demand free tacos. Now that’s the kind of guy you want to go to Taco Bell with. [Newser] Keep reading »

Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys

  • Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will “reflect her personality.” I’m sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Why this man doesn’t do naked pictures anymore. [Nerve]
  • You’d think porn and romance wouldn’t both be on the rise at the same time, but they are. [Em & Lo]
  • Florida didn’t know that butt slapping existed until this week. Oh, Florida. [Huffington Post]
  • There are so many things that porn doesn’t prepare you for when you get to the real thing — like QUEEFS. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

  • Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
  • This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post]
  • Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stands may lead to orgasm-filled LTRs. [OH GOOD! -- Amelia] [The Stir]
  • Spray-on condoms, G-Spot locators and other dream inventions that would make dating so much easier. [Cracked]
  • Scott Disick, prince that he is, posted an Instagram pic of Khloe sleeping and covered in dollar bills like a stripper. Awww. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »

The Sexiest Celebrity Selfies Of The Year Are…

  • These are the sexiest selfies of the year so far. There’s only a month and half left so anyone who didn’t make the cut better get busy selfie-ing. Everyone but Lindsay Lohan. She’s taken plenty of selfies that no one seems to be interested in. [Nerve]
  • Charlie Hunnam is not jealous of his “Fifty Shades” replacement, Jamie Dornan. Well, that’s good to know. At this point, could the film even possibly live up to all the hooplah surrounding it? Not a chance. [Celebuzz]
  • This woman married a ferris wheel named Bruce. Congrats to the happy couple on their wild ride ahead. [Huffington Post]
  • When this bride got jilted by her husband-to-be, one of the guests stepped up to plate and married her. He was not a ferris wheel named Bruce, in case you were wondering. [Newser]
  • You can tell if he’s into you by how slow he’s walking, says a new study. I say: but what if he has a prosthetic leg or a bum ankle? [Betty Confidential] Keep reading »
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