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Girl Talk: Why I Hate Spontaneous Sex

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Girl Talk: Why I Hate Spontaneous Sex

When I first decided to give spontaneous sex a try, I wish Whoopi Goldberg had been there to warn me: “Krissy, you’re in danger, girl.”

I first learned about our generation’s favorite pastime while watching – surprise, surprise! – “Beverly Hills, 90210,” where the primary plot line was: Doorbell rings. Hot guy stands there. Spontaneous sex ensues. I thought, “Pffft, I could do that.” As it turns out, I really, really can’t.

I’m Type A, which means I’m completely capable of letting go in the bedroom…but only when my to-do list is complete, my apartment’s in order, and I’m waxed, armed and ready to go. But after watching lucky bitches being taken advantage of by the Brandon Walshes, Pacey Witters, and Chuck Basses week after week, my light bulb turned on (among other things) and I thought, “WTF am I doing? I’m missing out!” Keep reading »

New York City’s Sexiest Taxi Drivers Got Their Very Own 2014 Calendar

  • Great news! Your Sexy NYC Taxi Driver 2014 Calendar is now available for purchase. But good luck tracking one down if it’s raining, rush hour, Saturday night after midnight or you have a pet. Also, this photo is going to give me nightmares. His name is Dan. [Nerve]
  • Giselle Bundchen hired herself to model her own line of lingerie. I’d probably do the same if I were her. [Celebuzz]
  • This Australian condom commercial was deemed too raunchy for TV. But you’re going to want to watch it anyway because it’s great. [The Stir]
  • These Craigslist Casual Encounters ads might as well be real because some people really do get off on brown fudge toilet play. [Cracked]
  • Be my boyfriend: man who wielded a sword to demand free tacos. Now that’s the kind of guy you want to go to Taco Bell with. [Newser] Keep reading »

Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys

  • Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will “reflect her personality.” I’m sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Why this man doesn’t do naked pictures anymore. [Nerve]
  • You’d think porn and romance wouldn’t both be on the rise at the same time, but they are. [Em & Lo]
  • Florida didn’t know that butt slapping existed until this week. Oh, Florida. [Huffington Post]
  • There are so many things that porn doesn’t prepare you for when you get to the real thing — like QUEEFS. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

  • Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
  • This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post]
  • Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stands may lead to orgasm-filled LTRs. [OH GOOD! -- Amelia] [The Stir]
  • Spray-on condoms, G-Spot locators and other dream inventions that would make dating so much easier. [Cracked]
  • Scott Disick, prince that he is, posted an Instagram pic of Khloe sleeping and covered in dollar bills like a stripper. Awww. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »

The Sexiest Celebrity Selfies Of The Year Are…

  • These are the sexiest selfies of the year so far. There’s only a month and half left so anyone who didn’t make the cut better get busy selfie-ing. Everyone but Lindsay Lohan. She’s taken plenty of selfies that no one seems to be interested in. [Nerve]
  • Charlie Hunnam is not jealous of his “Fifty Shades” replacement, Jamie Dornan. Well, that’s good to know. At this point, could the film even possibly live up to all the hooplah surrounding it? Not a chance. [Celebuzz]
  • This woman married a ferris wheel named Bruce. Congrats to the happy couple on their wild ride ahead. [Huffington Post]
  • When this bride got jilted by her husband-to-be, one of the guests stepped up to plate and married her. He was not a ferris wheel named Bruce, in case you were wondering. [Newser]
  • You can tell if he’s into you by how slow he’s walking, says a new study. I say: but what if he has a prosthetic leg or a bum ankle? [Betty Confidential] Keep reading »

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

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In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college for Vice. Because…why? She’s segued from writing mean things about her sorority sisters to writing mean things about guys she’s fucked? Inventive.   Keep reading »

Naked Women Rock Climbing — Plus, Jennifer Lawrence Weighs In On Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe

  • Enjoy these pictures of naked women rock climbing. Don’t worry, they’re artsy, not porn-y. [Nerve]
  • Jennifer Lawrence weighs in on Miley Cyrus’ camel toe. Of course, she does so diplomatically. [Celebuzz]
  • Best story of the day: Johnny Depp has a doppelgänger and he is married to a tree. Take that Ryan Gosling doppelgängers! [Huffington Post]
  • There are things that allegedly turn men off in bed? Oh, our ugly PJs. Sorry, those are not going anywhere. [The Stir]
  • I’m glad the myth of the “sideways slit” and “wandering womb” are no longer accepted as truth. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Yet Another Teen Auctions Off Her Virginity For Big Bucks

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My Strange First Day Working In An Erotic Massage Parlor

I was not impressed at all with the lack of notice for my first appointment.

I barely had time to rush back to the little basement dressing room, change into shoes that weren’t completely ratty and gross, and gather my nerves before I got the text message from “Marjorie” informing me that my client was at the gate of the apartment complex. When I finally let my client in, though, I was a bit confused by his look of shock. Read more on The Gloss…

5 Sex Dealbreakers You Can’t Ignore

If our collective dating experience has taught us anything, it’s that sexual compatibility is key to a long-lasting relationship. And sexual compatibility requires both mental and physical attraction. (Yes, that sometimes includes but is not limited to penis size.) If at any point in a relationship one of these is missing, it is a disastrous dealbreaker

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