Stairwell sex can be an exciting way to spice up your love life. (Who doesn’t like that added thrill of possibly getting caught in the act by your neighbors?) But please, should you decide to give it a whirl, make sure you take all necessary safety precautions, unlike the 46-year-old Russian woman who had to be rescued when her head got caught in a stairwell railing after an amorous romp. Her boyfriend — gem that he was — ran off, leaving her naked and trapped in her apartment stairwell in Lipetsk until a neighbor found her and called the police. (Where is the lube when you need it?) I’m sure the woman was overjoyed when all those strangers saw her in her birthday suit. Poor gal. She bombed her attempted stairwell sex. Keep reading »
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- Justin Bieber allegedly took not one, but two girls back to his hotel room. Hopefully there was no spitting involved. [Popbytes]
- James Deen gets intimate with food in a new web series. Meaning, he eats it. What were you thinking? [iVillage]
- According to a new poll, most men don’t like to give it up on a first date. Show me these men! [Ask Men]
- Eva Longoria laughs off rumors that George Clooney tried to bed her. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- There is still time to catch yourself a summer fling. I say, stand outside the library with a butterfly net. [Gurl] Keep reading »
When Miaya Smith and Saint Ramirez Jr. got married in a small ceremony at a Nebraska park, they were excited about it. Like, really excited. Like, really excited in their pants. So they did what any blissful, horny newlywed couple would have done: they ducked behind a tree in full view of their wedding guests, a public pool, and a playground, and started humping. When three teenagers alerted a police officer to the public sexytimes (sidenote: most virtuous teenagers ever), the officer pulled his patrol car up right next to the copulating couple, but even the presence of the po-po couldn’t dampen their amour. “Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed [and she] was moving in an up-and-down motion on Saint,” the officer wrote in his report. He had to order the couple to stop having sex three times to convince Miaya to dismount her new hubby, before finally arresting them and hauling them off to spend their honeymoon in jail. Say it with me now: aw, young love! [Daily Mail]
The things on my personal life bucket list — skydiving, a hot air balloon ride at sunrise, swimming with and/or near a manatee, a glimpse of Beyonce casually pushing Blue Ivy on a swing set in Brooklyn — are all perfectly reasonable, potentially feasible and not entirely out of the realm of possibility. I love having attainable goals, so why not apply the same concept to the wild and wonderful world of sexy times? Use this as a guide, inspired by the hilarious new movie “The To Do List,” starring the fantastic Aubrey Plaza, as a list of gentle suggestions and possibilities. It’s summer, it’s hot and no one’s wearing much clothing anyway — embrace it! For your consideration, I present the top 15 people, places and positions on our sexual to-do list. Keep reading »
A post office in Alabama was evacuated last week after a suspicious substance began leaking out of a package onto 12 to 15 other packages. After coming into contact with the liquid, two people were hospitalized as a precaution, CBS Atlanta reported. It caused a burning sensation on the skin and people were worried that the substance could be harmful in some way.
As it turns out, however, skin is exactly where this substance is meant to go. The liquid that leaked out of the package was actually KY Intense Arousal Gel. Keep reading »
- There’s a very good chance that Spiderman is gay, says Andrew Garfield. My spidey senses predicted that ages ago. [Socialite Life]
- Spiderman may not be out of the closet yet, but Miss South Carolina, Analouisa Valencia, is. [Uptown Magazine]
- These vibrators are absolutely adorable…if adorable is what you’re looking for in a sex toy. [Gurl]
- Better yet, this book will teach you how to become a human vibrator. There’s nothing more adorable than that. [Em & Lo]
- This fun piece of TV criticism explores what your favorite characters’ living rooms say about their sex lives. [Nerve] Keep reading »
We’ve all had that moment (or many moments) in our love lives when we knew a guy was awful, like, say, when he told us he had to chew gum all the time because of his halitosis and rotten wisdom teeth, but we continued to let him put his tongue in our mouth for far too long after that. Not that any of us have done that. OK, maybe we have. What’s really intriguing about this phenomenon is how, when presented with this odd behavior or its equivalent in a friendship or any other situation in the entire world that doesn’t involve hooking up, we’d be out of there so fast. But there is an aura surrounding sex that makes us just be, like, whatever, and pull the wool over our own eyes. And once you’ve come out of the fog of denial, you’re left with a special kind of shame. Today, we unload that shame (well, anonymously) and admit that we were pulling the wool over our eyes with these guys. Consider these cautionary tales… Keep reading »
I don’t masturbate. Don’t judge me.
That isn’t to say I never have. I’ve tried. I really have. But it’s always felt more of a chore -– a kind of requisite feminist activity -– than the pleasurable, relaxing, even necessary pastime I assume it is for everyone else.
While for most women, I’m told, masturbation is a shameful activity, my shame always came from the fact that my orgasms were never self-induced.
Feminists are supposed to masturbate. We’re supposed to be empowered, sexually liberated, independent women of the (sexy, sexy) future! In essence, we’re supposed to be able to give ourselves dick-free orgasms. Keep reading »
If you’ve ever fantasized about being a small time secretary seduced by a big time exec, or a stranded civilian who gets rescued and ravished by a hunky cop, you’re not alone! Seven women come clean about the secret bedroom personas that they’d love to act out with their man.
“So just like every other 20-something with a pulse, I’m obsessed with the show Girls. My boyfriend is really sweet and would never demand that I do anything that I didn’t want to do, especially in the bedroom — but I’ve been having this fantasy about re-enacting the scene from last season’s finale, where Adam demands that Natalia get on the floor, crawl to his bedroom and lets him finish on her. I’d even want him to call me Natalia, and I’d call him Adam … “ —Helena H., 24, Charlottesville, VA