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Man Rents His Apartment On AirBNB, Returns To $67K In Damages And An Orgy (NSFW)

Comedian Ari Teman found no humor in the state of his apartment when he returned after renting it out to a verified user on AirBNB. Tenman claims he left his keys on Friday afternoon with a man named David Carter who said he needed a place his in-laws could stay for a weekend wedding. Tenman went to dinner and when he returned, realizing he had forgotten his luggage, found a sex party in his apartment.

“The worst part of the Internet was right there in my apartment,” Teman told the New York Post. “There were all sorts of [nearly nude, overweight people] walking out of my apartment and people coming in from the back yard. It was a huge mess. [Carter] had a look of horror on his face. He didn’t expect to see me for a few days. He said, ‘They shut us down, man, they’re shutting it down.’ ”

The “it” they were shutting down, Teman later discovered, was an “XXX FREAK FEST.” Specifically, a BBW PANTY RAID PARTY. You can see the NSFW twitter invitation is after the jump.  Keep reading »

Ideas For Celebrating Steak And A Blowjob Day — Plus, Playboy Model Suing Over Butt Injury

  • You were probably so busy celebrating Pi Day that you forgot it was Steak And A Blowjob Day. Silly you. [College Candy]
  • It’s a long story, but a Playboy model was using her ass as a human golf tee and got injured. Now she’s suing. [Newser]
  • This woman has had quite a bit of experience being the other woman. And she’s not afraid to share the grizzly details. [xoJane]
  • A man’s missing penis closed down a freeway yesterday. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. [Huffington Post]
  • It’s disturbing how little adults seem to know about their genitalia. [Refinery 29]
  • Nicki Minaj gave an epic speech about sexism. [Upworthy] Keep reading »

Louisiana Lingerie Store Is Now Accepting Food Stamps For Edible Underwear

Kiss My Lingerie, a specialty adult shop in Gonzales, Louisiana, has posted a sign on it’s door indicating that it accepts most credit cards and EBT cards, which is federal-issued card for welfare and food stamps. The owner of the store says she began accepting EBT cards, better known as Louisiana Purchase cards, eight months ago because she didn’t want to “discriminate against customers.”

An anonymous woman who works nearby the shop found this development very upsetting. “We were told anything could be purchased there, with the food stamp card. No child I know eats edible underwear,” she said. Keep reading »

The 5 Best Sex Blogs That No Longer Exist

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When other people think about their past and get a little misty, they might be thinking about things like their hometown and how their formative experiences there made them the adult they are today.

I, on the other hand, grew up op on the Internet. Many of my “old haunts” are sex blogs, and seeing some of my favorites go dark over the years has made me as wistful as others might be if they found out that their favorite, childhood roller rink burned down.

I found independently-written sex blogs shortly after my formal education ended (four years of abstinence-only sex ed). One errant click as I was looking for tips on how to shave “down there” without giving myself razor burn, and I was plunged into someone’s personal account of planning an orgy. Keep reading »

Dita Von Teese Thinks Women Should Seduce Themselves To Feel Sexy

  • Dita Von Teese recommends that to feel sexier, you should seduce yourself. That sounds smart in theory, but how does that work in practice exactly? [Harper's Bazaar]
  • This dater got so fed up with being rejected for unknown reasons that she started conducting dating exit interviews so she could get some constructive criticism. [xoJane]
  • We already knew this, but a new study proves that free birth control does not turn people into tramps. [Your Tango]
  • Some people are not happy with the “average” Barbie doll, Lammily, because she would have too many fat rolls in real life. Barbie just can’t win. [Newser]
  • These very bad realtors had sex in the house they were supposed to be selling. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Revolutionary Machine Promises Orgasms At The Push Of A Button

When I say someone invented an orgasm machine, I’m not talking about the world’s most effective vibrator. I’m talking about a surgical implant designed to give a woman an orgasm at the push of a button. Creator, surgeon Stuart Meloy, says he came up with the idea for the cigarette-sized device by accident. “I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically. I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that.’” No, he did not start teaching husbands how to manipulate their wives spines to climax – he made a machine that would do it for them. Keep reading »

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