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Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

15 Ridiculous Sexual Things Guys Actually Believe Women Do When They’re Not Around

Even the most rational men harbor irrational fantasies about what women do when they’re alone. We can blame porn for making them think we fondle each other’s boobs at slumber parties and high school urban legends for giving them the cockamamie idea that we’d let a dog eat JIF out of our vagina. Come on, now. Seriously? Guys, once and for all, we’d like to confirm that we have never and will never share our sex toys with each other, so you can just let that sweet lil’ image go. Here are some more things that we don’t do when you’re not there. We promise… Keep reading »

Science Says Porn Addiction Is A Bunch Of Cockamamie

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According to a piece published in Springer’s journal Current Sexual Health Reports, clinical psychologist Dr. Ley would like to remind us all that there’s no strong scientific research that proves “porn addiction” actually exists and that slapping a label on the healthy practice of wanking to visuals is counterintuitive to helping patients who struggle with doing it too often. In fact, Ley believes that the positive benefits of looking at porn far outweigh the negative. He sites that, when used in a healthy way, porn improves attitudes about sexuality, increases pleasure in long-term relationships and provides a legal outlet for illegal sexual behaviors or desires. Keep reading »

Now You Can Post Your O Face Online — Plus, Justin Bieber Might Have Given Selena Gomez An STD

  • This website allows you to post your orgasm face online for the world to see. That is, if you want the world to see. [The Gloss]
  • How to deal when your boyfriend’s idea of a date is laying on the couch and watching Netflix while stuffing potato chips in his pie hole. [Em & Lo]
  • There’s an awful rumor floating around that Justin Bieber gave Selena Gomez an STD. Grrrrrooaannnnn. [Socialite Life]
  • Valentine’s Day: a celebration of love and webcam porn. [Nerve]
  • There is much to be learned from having revenge sex, apparently. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Valentine’s Day Lingerie For Every Kind Of Couple

  • Yogis rejoice. These skills from your practice will also benefit your sex life. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here are some great Valentine’s Day gifts for her. No, chocolates from the gas station are not gonna cut it. [Modern Man]
  • Different couples, different lingerie needs. Check out some options. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
  • What the phrase “just sex” really means. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Dumplings, Baby Thighs, & Sweetbreads: Re-Naming 10 Of The Most Underrated Male Body Parts

The penis, the lips, the eyes, the ass, and the rippling torsos are just a few male body parts that we’re supposed to be attracted to. And we are. Wildly. But there are other lesser known, lesser worshipped body parts that deserve just as much fanfare. For example: his dumplings and pectoral flipper. Yes, we swear we’re talking about human men. Below are 10 very sexy, very underrated guy parts that you should get familiar with, if you aren’t already, along with their new names that we’d like to officially submit into the popular lexicon. Keep reading »

There’s A Mile-High Sex App — Plus, Valentine’s Day Cards That Will Get You Laid

  • Really, there’s an app for everything. Including hooking up once the captain turns off the fasten seat belt sign. [Hello Beautiful]
  • And should you find someone to hookup with next time you fly the friendly skies, make sure to avoid these one-flight-stand faux pas. [Nerve]
  • There’s more where this “spell lana backwards” Valentine’s Day card came from. [College Candy]
  • Here are some fantasies you might want to consider making a reality this Valentine’s Day because V-Day sex should be wild and dangerous. [Your Tango]
  • And if roleplay isn’t your thing, consider a unique V-Day gift. Like, a “two dinosaurs humping” necklace or heart-shaped mittens for two (shop ‘em at the link!). [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

The Most Ridiculous Assumptions People Make About Being Kinky

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Let’s set the scene: I’m 23, drinking chai in a charming coffee shop. Sitting across from me is a gloriously burly guy in a leather jacket (and, as I know from his Fetlife photos, also in possession of two equally glorious full sleeves of serpent tattoos).

Then the conversation veers from what we do for a living to something more intense. He takes my hand, gently stroking the back of it, and indicates the deeply unsexy red burn line on my wrist.

“And is this from doing one of your… scenes?” he whispers in a voice full of anticipation.

“Nah,” I say. “I burned myself making muffins this morning.”

The devastation on his face is so remarkable that I wish I had taken a picture. It was like I’d farted right before he was about to come, AND kicked his puppy in the face.

Next, he asked me if I’d like to have sex with him in his car, which was currently parked on a busy street during the height of tourist season. I ended the date right then and there and sulked my way through the rest of my tea, alone, wondering how something that seemed so promising could go so wrong in the span of 15 minutes. Was it unreasonable to assume that I didn’t need to be constantly projecting submissive vibes during a first date? And certainly other kinksters made muffins, right? Keep reading »

This Valentine’s Day, Give Your Awful Ex The Gift Of A Voodoo Curse

  • A shop in London is offering a voodoo service for awful exes who deserve to suffer. How’s that for a Valentine’s Day surprise? [The Gloss]
  • These sexy Olympians all have Instagram accounts. So, you should probably start following them right now. [Nerve]
  • Women share their thoughts and feelings about their threesome experiences. [Your Tango]
  • Speaking of threesomes, this guy tried to set one up for his wife and learned a whole lot. I’d imagine. [The Stir]
  • We have a mannequin molester on our hands.[Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Check Out Paz De La Huerta As A Sex-Crazed, Naughty Nurse

  • Check out these NSFW film stills and promo pics of Paz de la Huerta as a sex-crazed psycho killer in “Nurse 3D.” She wears it well. [Nerve]
  • This woman’s boyfriend says he uses online dating sites for conversations, that’s all. Good one, guy! [Em & Lo]
  • Find out why maintenance sex may be a waste of your vagina’s time. [Your Tango]
  • This man waved his penis at a bunch of high school cheerleaders and not only was it awkward, it was illegal. [Huffington Post]
  • If you have an extra $500 you’re looking to blow, you might want to spend it on the Rent A Gent service. [College Candy] Keep reading »
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