Posts tagged "sex story"

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this... [Pop Sugar Love & Sex] And if Disney princesses were into S&M it would look something like this. Cinderella, you nasty! [Nerve] Breakups are rough. Sometimes sex toys get decapitated in the aftermath. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

Is Beyonce Sleeping With Her Backup Dancer, Laurent Bourgeois?

A highly unlikely report claims that Beyonce and her backup dancer Laurent Bourgeois are "very close," bordering on "inappropriate." Yeah, not buying it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Sex dreams are the weirdest. This woman dreamed she was wearing a flaccid strap-on. Find out what it means. [Em & Lo] If…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 27, 2013

This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire together. [Nerve] Let's review this year in bad,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 17, 2013

Check Out Milan’s “Dildo” Christmas Tree — Plus, The Best Sexy Dude Calendars!

Find out why city officials in Milan were not excited by this Christmas tree decorated with 100 dildos. [Newser] LeAnn Rimes says she thought about sex during her Patsy Cline tribute. [Socialite Life] These prostitutes dispel myths about the profession and enlighten us about the practice of "dick checks."…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 13, 2013

Girl Talk: Why I Hate Spontaneous Sex

When I first decided to give spontaneous sex a try, I wish Whoopi Goldberg had been there to warn me: “Krissy, you're in danger, girl.” I first learned about our generation’s favorite pastime while watching – surprise, surprise! – "…
By: Krissy Brady / December 13, 2013

New York City’s Sexiest Taxi Drivers Got Their Very Own 2014 Calendar

Great news! Your Sexy NYC Taxi Driver 2014 Calendar is now available for purchase. But good luck tracking one down if it's raining, rush hour, Saturday night after midnight or you have a pet. Also, this photo is going to give me nightmares. His name is Dan. [Nerve] Giselle Bundchen hired herself…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 10, 2013

Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys

Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will "reflect her personality." I'm sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Why this man doesn't do naked pictures anymore. [Nerve] You'd think porn and romance wouldn't both be on the rise at the same time, but…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 6, 2013

Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz] This guy is a "scatomancer," meaning he predicts the future by reading people's poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post] Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stand…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 22, 2013

The Sexiest Celebrity Selfies Of The Year Are…

These are the sexiest selfies of the year so far. There's only a month and half left so anyone who didn't make the cut better get busy selfie-ing. Everyone but Lindsay Lohan. She's taken plenty of selfies that no one seems to be interested in. [Nerve]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 19, 2013

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college for Vice. Because…why? She's segued from writing mean things about her sorority sisters to writing mean things about guys she's fucked?
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 18, 2013

Naked Women Rock Climbing — Plus, Jennifer Lawrence Weighs In On Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe

Enjoy these pictures of naked women rock climbing. Don't worry, they're artsy, not porn-y. [Nerve] Jennifer Lawrence weighs in on Miley Cyrus' camel toe. Of course, she does so diplomatically. [Celebuzz] Best story of the day: Johnny Depp has a doppelgänger and he is married to a tree. Take…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 12, 2013

Yet Another Teen Auctions Off Her Virginity For Big Bucks

Another day, another teenager auctioning off her virginity. Find out what kind of money she fetched for her V-card. [Huffington Post Weird News]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 5, 2013

My Strange First Day Working In An Erotic Massage Parlor

I was not impressed at all with the lack of notice for my first appointment. I barely had time to rush back to the little basement dressing room, change into shoes that weren’t completely ratty and gross, and gather my nerves before I got the text message from “Marjorie” informing me that my client wa…
By: The Gloss / November 4, 2013

5 Sex Dealbreakers You Can’t Ignore

If our collective dating experience has taught us anything, it's that sexual compatibility is key to a long-lasting relationship. And sexual compatibility requires both mental and physical attraction. (Yes, that sometimes includes but is not limited to penis size.) If at any point in a relationship one of these is missing, it is a disastrous …
By: The Frisky / November 2, 2013

Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn't be Heidi if she didn't invite "Entertainment Tonight" to film her surgery. [Celebuzz] What goes into the making of custom bondage gear? This guy knows everything there is to know about making forging harnesses, chaps, gags, floggers,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 1, 2013

Watch Boobs Bouncing In Slow Motion!

Remember the name Rachel Williams. Surely, she will be famous for making this video of her boobs bouncing up and down in slow motion. This is what the internet has come to. But still, weirdly mesmerizing. [The Blemish] Of course Hugh Hefner and wife Crystal Harris dressed as Robin Thicke and Miley…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 29, 2013

Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here's her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life] Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she's more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 22, 2013

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O'Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish] It sounds like the beginning of a joke…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 18, 2013

Ke$ha Is Showing Off More T&A On Instagram

Last week, Ke$ha showed us all her ass on Instagram. But that was just the beginning of her flashfest.[The Blemish] A Las Vegas strip club had to close its doors because a judge deemed its shows too risqué. At least it's not…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 15, 2013

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

Selena Gomez's ass isn't large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz] To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let's stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they're over it. [Newser] We've got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands.
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2013
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