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Jessica Paré Strips Down For Esquire — Plus, Sexy Easter Outfits That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Church

  • “Mad Men’”s Jessica Paré bares her lovely teeth in the April issue of Esquire. [Page Six]
  • Easter is coming up … which means Cadbury Creme Eggs and bunny-themed lingerie. Definitely not church appropriate. [Mommyish]
  • Eating duck embryos for dinner and other things that have killed men’s boners. [Your Tango]
  • When you get a boyfriend, you get his annoying friends too. [College Candy]
  • Hiring a male escort is really not such a bad idea, especially if you need some Swiffering done in hard-to-reach places. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

18 Places Where It’s Just Too Disgusting To Have Sex

At this point, you’ve probably seen the footage and Instagram pics of the really drunk couple who were caught fucking up against  Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster in a shopping center near the University of Delaware campus. The height of romance! As if the now infamous couple weren’t publicly shamed enough for their poor choice of sex location on St. Patty’s Day, authorities are looking for them because, well, having sex against a dumpster in broad daylight is considered a “lewd act.”

We’re all for having an adventurous sex life and we understand first hand how easy it is to err in judgement while highly intoxicated,  and YET, dumpster sex, no matter how horny or wasted is just wrong.  For future reference, here are some other places too disgusting to do it. Keep reading »

Meet Elizabeth Raine, The 27-Year-Old Med Student Auctioning Off Her Virginity

  • A 27-year-old woman going by the name of “Elizabeth Raine” is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for med school … well, kind of. She says money is her motivation, but she doesn’t need the money. Her auction takes place on April 1, so it might be a big joke. [Huffington Post]
  • This teenager is in trubs for sending a poison card to his rival. How Shakespearian. [Newser]
  • Model Joan Smalls is famous for licking Beyonce’s boob in the “Yoncé” music video. Find out what Bey’s tit tastes like. [College Candy]
  • Here’s what the condoms of the future will be like. [Hello Giggles]
  • Sex norms sure have changed since the 195s, but we still have a long way to go considering that only 56 percent of Americans approve of same-sex marriage. [Em & Lo]
  • On clitoral intuition and being crappy in bed. [xoJane] Keep reading »

New York Movie Theater Invites Babies To See “Nymphomaniac” For Free

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Watch Shia LeBeouf Giving Oral Sex In This "Nymphomanic" Clip (NSFW)
Shia LaBeouf is on the giving end of oral in "Nymphomaniac." Read More »
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Shia LeBeouf And Charlotte Gainsbourg Give O Face In The "Nymphomanic" Poster
The "Nymphomanic" posters feature O faces. Read More »
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He had to submit dick pics to get the part in "Nymphomaniac." Read More »
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There's Full-On Vagina In The Official "Nymphomaniac" Trailer (NSFW)
There's lots of vagina in the "Nymphomaniac" trailer. Read More »
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“Nymphomaniac” is notorious for being one of the most sexually explicit movies of the year, but that’s not stopping New York’s Sunshine Cinema from letting babies attend screenings of the Lars Von Trier film … for free. The theater offers noon screenings so parents can bring their crying babies to the movies without getting the stank eye from other theatergoers. The website reads:

“The Sunshine Cinema welcomes caregivers and their babies on Wednesdays for our special Rattle & Reel screenings. Adults pay normal admission prices but all babies are FREE! Tickets available at the box office only on the day of show. Screening Wednesday, March 26 at 12:00 noon: Nymphomaniac Volume I. Screening Wednesday, April 2 at 12:00 noon: TBA”

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Now Available For Purchase: The Walk Of Shame Kit

  • A new “Walk Of Shame” kit includes everything you need for the morning after. Wouldn’t that have been helpful in college. [PopSugar Love&Sex]
  • The best part of St. Patty’s day are all the drunk people screwing in dumpsters. [Huffington Post]
  • In their new podcast, “Guys We Fucked,” comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson interview a different guy they’ve had sex with each week with the hope of having anti-slut shaming, open and honest conversations about sex. [xoJane]
  • Stop ignoring your nipples! [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

A Guy’s “Ideal Day” Would Include 4 Hours And 19 Minutes Of Sex

Thanks to a survey conducted by Unilever Deodorants, we now know that men are — surprise!– terribly unrealistic when it comes to time management. We also learned that more than half of guys under the age of 34 suffer from serious FOMO, that  lots of dudes text while pooping and that they make to-do lists in their head while having sex. Good to know.

Speaking of sex, the research revealed that men want to spend a lot more time having sex. Like, a lot. Hide your vagina. Although most guys “finish” in a timely manner, the men surveyed said that their “ideal day” would include, on average, 4 hours and 19 minutes of sex! They must need more time to finish their to-do lists.  Keep reading »

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