- Meg Ryan’s faked orgasm in “When Harry Met Sally” made the list of greatest sexless sex scenes captured on film. Say that five times fast. And find out what other sexless sex scenes made the cut. [Next Movie]
- Try these unusual methods to drive your guy wild with lust all the time. They involve oysters and animal costumes. I’m so on board. [The Gloss]
- Why having tons and tons of sex is overrated. Um, sore vagina. [College Candy]
- Calm down, the TSA sex toy limit isn’t all that restrictive. You can still bring your vibrator on vacay, you just can’t bring all your vibrators. [NY Mag/ The Cut]
- Rob Kardashian was nothing more than a fuck buddy to me, says Rita Ora. OK then. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- If you have trust issues (who doesn’t to some degree?) here are some ways to deal. [Hello Beautiful] Keep reading »
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The Greatest Sexless Sex Scenes In Films & A Domination Therapist Tells All
The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations On Wikipedia
In the days before the Internet, teenagers had basically two options to learn the ins and outs of boning. They amounted to either A) scrambled cable softcore, which was like watching two swarms of bees fighting in a motel room made of non-Euclidean geometry, or B) chancing upon a drifter’s cache of Juggs secreted away in the woods behind the neighborhood liquor store.
Nowadays, young folks don’t have to hazard a vagrant named “Clawhammer Jack” double-fisting bottles of cooking sherry to learn coital choreography. (Spoiled rotten, they are.) No, they can just turn to Wikipedia, that website known throughout the land for drowning the Encyclopedia Britannica factory in unwanted knowledge and tears.
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it. Read more …
You Can Buy Jennifer Lawrence’s Sweaty Bra & How To Prepare For An Orgy
Kink In The NY Times
Kinky Sex piece featured in the New York Times piece wasn't all that bad. Read More »
- The sports bra Jennifer Lawrence wore during the dance practice scene of “Silver Linings Playbook” is up for auction. Just me or is that kind of gross? Do you think it’s been laundered since she got all sweaty in it? [Huffington Post Style]
- More Jennifer Lawrence, you say? OK! She’s allegedly acting as Bradley Cooper’s “pimp.” Pshaw. Like she needs the extra cash. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Best excuse ever for masturbating in public: my pants shrunk. [Tru TV]
- Everything you need to know to prepare for your first orgy. Bring cheese and crackers! (I learned that from Jessica.) [The Gloss]
- Let’s say you find a pornographic video that your boyfriend made and sent to another woman, is that considered cheating? The answer from a dude’s perspective. [A New Mode] Keep reading »
The Moment You Knew You Could Never Screw Him Again (Illustrated In GIFs)
You can usually whittle it down to a specific moment. I’m talking about the moment when you know you can never, ever, ever fuck a guy again. It has little to do with emotion or intellect or how nice he is. It’s a mandate issued directly from your vagina. It’s visceral. Unarguable. And once she’s made up her mind, ne’er shall she be persuaded again. Quoth an anonymous friend, “He was laying naked on my bed and said to me in baby talk, ‘Come cuddle with me.’ And that was it.”
After the jump, some more horrifying MYKYCNSHA (moments you knew you could never screw him again) courtesy of the women who lived through them. Our condolences … Keep reading »
Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” Song Celebrates Rape Scenes & The Infidelity Diet
Sex Mask
This guy will only have sex with his girlfriend if she wears a Billie Piper mask. Read More »
- Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” song was a fail in countless ways. But especially because many of the pairs of boobs he referenced were “seen” in rape scenes. [Newser]
- And on that note, MacFarlane has promised never to host the Oscars again. A promise I plan to hold him to. [Just Jared]
- Infidelity is the most effective accidental diet out there. Do not attempt without consulting your doctor. [Your Tango]
- How to deal when you’re hot for teacher. [Gurl] Keep reading »
Boob Windows Are In & How Paycheck Affects Penis Size
- First it was sideboob, then underboob and now boob windows are in. Take a peek at Ashley Benson’s. There are so many ways to display boobs! [Huffington Post]
- You’ve already peered into Ashley Benson’s boob window. Check out how the other ladies displayed their boobs at the “Spring Breakers” premiere. [Socialite Life]
- What to do when your non-boyfriend doesn’t want to knock boots with you. DUMP HIM! [Hello Beautiful] Keep reading »
Leonardo DiCaprio Brags About His Sexual Conquests & A Tantric Sex Coach Tells All
- Leonardo DiCaprio is sleeping with anything with a vagina, announces Leonardo DiCaprio at the dinner table. Oh, how my childhood crush has faded. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Maybe you weren’t aware, but your brain is sabotaging your sex life in many ways. Well, at least now I know where to place the blame. [Cracked]
- Ed Westwick and Emma Roberts are the latest celebs to be rumored to be starring in Fifty Shades of Grey. Can they please just announce the casting already? The many speculations are starting to piss me off. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »
What Are You Eating For Sexfast?
Here I thought I had breakfast covered, eating Mesa Sunrise and almond milk every morning. I’ve even been sprinkling chia seeds on it for extra antioxidants and dietary fiber. But apparently, I haven’t been considering my libido enough when deciding what to eat.
SexCereal is the world’s first gender-based cereal. The female blend supports hormonal balance and desire while the male blend supports testosterone production. Both versions of the breakfast granola contain 12 ingredients including pumpkin seeds, goji berries, chia seeds, Omega 3-fatty acids, dried camu camu, an Amazonian fruit rich in Vitamin C, and maca powder, derived from a Peruvian herb believed to have stimulating effects on the libido. Keep reading »
James Franco Addresses Gay Rumors In Details — Plus, How A Vagina Works!
Frisky Kama Sutra!
Check out these sex positions inspired by our favorite TV characters. 11 Photos »
- James Franco isn’t gay, he just has a “feeling of enormous permission.” I don’t know what that means. I guess I have to read the whole Details interview. [Just Jared]
- If you haven’t been in the mood lately, it might be because it’s the dead of winter. Or maybe you have libido issues. Winter can’t be fixed. But your libido can! [Refinery 29]
- Mila Kunis is happy to talk about ass and sideboob, but not Ashton. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- You probably want to read up on this new study about sex and gender gradiations. [The Mary Sue]
- Dudes, in case you have not yet learned how a vagina works, here is a tutorial for you. But I really hope you know. [Ask Men] Keep reading »
A California Preschool Is Shutting Down Because Two Kids Were Caught Having Oral Sex During Naptime
Frisky Kama Sutra!
Check out these sex positions inspired by our favorite TV characters. 11 Photos »
- A California preschool was shut down because two kids were having oral sex with each other. I mean, we all played doctor, but how in the hell do a four and five-year-olds know about oral sex? So disturbing. [Uptown Magazine]
- The Kansas State Supreme Court ruled that strippers can now collect unemployment if they get fired. That officially makes exotic dancing a legitimately recognized career. [NYMag.com]
- These sex myths are only believable if you’re still a virgin. [Hello Beautiful]
- A brief history of female-friendly porn. [Nerve]
- Watch this supercut of all the strippers in movies. Just to clarify, you aren’t eligible to collect unemployment if you play a stripper in a movie. [Next Movie]
- Pink talks about always being considered “butch.” [Just Jared] Keep reading »
