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Dumplings, Baby Thighs, & Sweetbreads: Re-Naming 10 Of The Most Underrated Male Body Parts

The penis, the lips, the eyes, the ass, and the rippling torsos are just a few male body parts that we’re supposed to be attracted to. And we are. Wildly. But there are other lesser known, lesser worshipped body parts that deserve just as much fanfare. For example: his dumplings and pectoral flipper. Yes, we swear we’re talking about human men. Below are 10 very sexy, very underrated guy parts that you should get familiar with, if you aren’t already, along with their new names that we’d like to officially submit into the popular lexicon. Keep reading »

There’s A Mile-High Sex App — Plus, Valentine’s Day Cards That Will Get You Laid

  • Really, there’s an app for everything. Including hooking up once the captain turns off the fasten seat belt sign. [Hello Beautiful]
  • And should you find someone to hookup with next time you fly the friendly skies, make sure to avoid these one-flight-stand faux pas. [Nerve]
  • There’s more where this “spell lana backwards” Valentine’s Day card came from. [College Candy]
  • Here are some fantasies you might want to consider making a reality this Valentine’s Day because V-Day sex should be wild and dangerous. [Your Tango]
  • And if roleplay isn’t your thing, consider a unique V-Day gift. Like, a “two dinosaurs humping” necklace or heart-shaped mittens for two (shop ‘em at the link!). [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

The Most Ridiculous Assumptions People Make About Being Kinky

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Let’s set the scene: I’m 23, drinking chai in a charming coffee shop. Sitting across from me is a gloriously burly guy in a leather jacket (and, as I know from his Fetlife photos, also in possession of two equally glorious full sleeves of serpent tattoos).

Then the conversation veers from what we do for a living to something more intense. He takes my hand, gently stroking the back of it, and indicates the deeply unsexy red burn line on my wrist.

“And is this from doing one of your… scenes?” he whispers in a voice full of anticipation.

“Nah,” I say. “I burned myself making muffins this morning.”

The devastation on his face is so remarkable that I wish I had taken a picture. It was like I’d farted right before he was about to come, AND kicked his puppy in the face.

Next, he asked me if I’d like to have sex with him in his car, which was currently parked on a busy street during the height of tourist season. I ended the date right then and there and sulked my way through the rest of my tea, alone, wondering how something that seemed so promising could go so wrong in the span of 15 minutes. Was it unreasonable to assume that I didn’t need to be constantly projecting submissive vibes during a first date? And certainly other kinksters made muffins, right? Keep reading »

This Valentine’s Day, Give Your Awful Ex The Gift Of A Voodoo Curse

  • A shop in London is offering a voodoo service for awful exes who deserve to suffer. How’s that for a Valentine’s Day surprise? [The Gloss]
  • These sexy Olympians all have Instagram accounts. So, you should probably start following them right now. [Nerve]
  • Women share their thoughts and feelings about their threesome experiences. [Your Tango]
  • Speaking of threesomes, this guy tried to set one up for his wife and learned a whole lot. I’d imagine. [The Stir]
  • We have a mannequin molester on our hands.[Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Check Out Paz De La Huerta As A Sex-Crazed, Naughty Nurse

  • Check out these NSFW film stills and promo pics of Paz de la Huerta as a sex-crazed psycho killer in “Nurse 3D.” She wears it well. [Nerve]
  • This woman’s boyfriend says he uses online dating sites for conversations, that’s all. Good one, guy! [Em & Lo]
  • Find out why maintenance sex may be a waste of your vagina’s time. [Your Tango]
  • This man waved his penis at a bunch of high school cheerleaders and not only was it awkward, it was illegal. [Huffington Post]
  • If you have an extra $500 you’re looking to blow, you might want to spend it on the Rent A Gent service. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

  • Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
  • A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It’s not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post]
  • How to politely decline when your partner wants to do it ALL THE TIME. Not that it’s the worst problem to have. [College Candy]
  • Some foreskins don’t fit all the way over some penises … and that’s OK. [Nerve]
  • Gird your lips from these types of bad kissers. [The Stir] Keep reading »

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

  • Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve]
  • Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango]
  • A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her 43-year-old boyfriend when she accidentally killed him. YIKES. [Huffington Post]
  • This woman thinks she’s not “wired” to have orgasms. [Em &Lo]
  • Hugh Hefner is trying to get Margot Robbie to pose for Playboy. Of course he is. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don’t Care)

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Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don't Care)

The other night, my boyfriend went home with a stripper, and I was totally cool with it. I’ve known about my boyfriend’s strip club patronage since we first started dating. Visiting a club in every city (he travels for work) is his equivalent of collecting state quarters. When he began a career as a heavy metal journalist, he became involved with one particular club, Pumps. They had an edgier rock n’ roll vibe and he began reviewing their burlesque shows. The club loved the positive attention and treated him like a bit of a local celebrity. He became friendly with many of the bartenders and dancers, who appreciated the presence of someone who tipped well, was respectful, and showed interest in their artistic endeavors. Keep reading »

Ron Jeremy Rides A “Wrecking Ball” Naked — Plus, The Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Comic Books

  • OK, I think we’re done with “Wrecking Ball” spoofs now that Ron Jeremy’s “done his. [Huffington Post]
  • If you’re a comic book fan, you’ll enjoy reviewing these awkward sex scenes from your favorite series. [Cracked]
  • Rihanna should just stop wearing clothes altogether. [Celebuzz]
  • Someone went and made every Sports Illustrated cover for the last 50 years into a GIF. Ambitious. [Nerve]
  • Dry spell? Don’t be ashamed, here are some excuses you can use for anyone who asks. Not that it’s any of their business. [Your Tango]
  • This just in: men are simple creatures. WHHHAAAATTTT? [College Candy] Keep reading »

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

  • Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
  • Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates every day. Just a guess. [Nerve]
  • Zit-popping porn would be a real hit. Now someone just needs to make it. [Em & Lo]
  • Men explain why they’re just so over missionary position and all about anal. [Your Tango]
  • Penis head puppets are not exactly appropriate for kids’ TV shows. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
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