Posts tagged "sex story"

Mayonnaise Pervert Arrested For Slathering Schoolgirls In Japan

Another day, another dairy fetishist harassing women. If you thought the Swiss Cheese Pervert was disgusting, prepared to be equally skeeved out by Japan’s Mayonnaise Pervert, who was arrested this…

Ami Angelowicz | January 14, 2014 - 12:40 pm

Life After Dating: The Death Of Discussing My Sex Life

So you’ve finally found The One (or at least The One For The Foreseeable Future) and you’ve committed to a serious relationship. Now what? In our new weekly column, Life After

Anonymous | January 13, 2014 - 12:00 pm

11 Steamy Seduction Tips From Llamas

“Spicing things up in the bedroom” is a phrase that we’re tired of hearing — at least, from humans. When we came across this super sexy llama photo, we realized…

The Frisky | January 8, 2014 - 3:00 pm

#PolarVortexPickUpLines Are Keeping People Warm In Sub-Zero Temperatures — Plus The Cast Of “Downton Abbey” Shirtless!

“While that is actually an icicle in my pants, I’m still happy to see you.” #polarvortexpickuplines I’m thrilled that something good has come out of this ungodly deep freeze.

Ami Angelowicz | January 7, 2014 - 5:30 pm

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this… [Pop Sugar Love & Sex]
And if Disney princesses were into S&M it…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Is Beyonce Sleeping With Her Backup Dancer, Laurent Bourgeois?

A highly unlikely report claims that Beyonce and her backup dancer Laurent Bourgeois are “very close,” bordering on “inappropriate.” Yeah, not buying it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Sex dreams…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2013 - 5:30 pm

This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire…

Ami Angelowicz | December 17, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Check Out Milan’s “Dildo” Christmas Tree — Plus, The Best Sexy Dude Calendars!

Find out why city officials in Milan were not excited by this Christmas tree decorated with 100 dildos. [Newser]
LeAnn Rimes says she thought about sex during her…

Ami Angelowicz | December 13, 2013 - 5:30 pm

Girl Talk: Why I Hate Spontaneous Sex

When I first decided to give spontaneous sex a try, I wish Whoopi Goldberg had been there to warn me: “Krissy, you’re in danger, girl.”

I first learned…

Krissy Brady | December 13, 2013 - 12:00 pm

New York City’s Sexiest Taxi Drivers Got Their Very Own 2014 Calendar

Great news! Your Sexy NYC Taxi Driver 2014 Calendar is now available for purchase. But good luck tracking one down if it’s raining, rush hour, Saturday night after midnight…

Ami Angelowicz | December 10, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys

Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will “reflect her personality.” I’m sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Why this man doesn’t…

Ami Angelowicz | December 6, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s…

Ami Angelowicz | November 22, 2013 - 6:30 pm

The Sexiest Celebrity Selfies Of The Year Are…

These are the sexiest selfies of the year so far. There’s only a month and half left so anyone who didn’t make the cut better get busy selfie-ing. Everyone…

Ami Angelowicz | November 19, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college

Ami Angelowicz | November 18, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Naked Women Rock Climbing — Plus, Jennifer Lawrence Weighs In On Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe

Enjoy these pictures of naked women rock climbing. Don’t worry, they’re artsy, not porn-y. [Nerve]
Jennifer Lawrence weighs in on Miley Cyrus’ camel toe. Of course, she does…

Ami Angelowicz | November 12, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Yet Another Teen Auctions Off Her Virginity For Big Bucks

Another day, another teenager auctioning off her virginity. Find out what kind of money she fetched for her V-card. [Huffington Post Weird News]…

Ami Angelowicz | November 5, 2013 - 6:30 pm

My Strange First Day Working In An Erotic Massage Parlor

I was not impressed at all with the lack of notice for my first appointment.
I barely had time to rush back to the little basement dressing room, change into…

The Gloss | November 4, 2013 - 11:50 am

5 Sex Dealbreakers You Can’t Ignore

If our collective dating experience has taught us anything, it’s that sexual compatibility is key to a long-lasting relationship. And sexual compatibility requires both mental and physical attraction. (Yes, that…

The Frisky | November 2, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Heidi Montag Retired Her F-Cups — Plus, A Rabbi Dildo For Your Orgasm Needs

Heidi Montag went from an F cup, to a D cup. Of course, she wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t invite “Entertainment Tonight” to film her surgery. [Celebuzz]…

Ami Angelowicz | November 1, 2013 - 5:30 pm

Watch Boobs Bouncing In Slow Motion!

Remember the name Rachel Williams. Surely, she will be famous for making this video of her boobs bouncing up and down in slow motion. This is what the internet…

Ami Angelowicz | October 29, 2013 - 6:30 pm
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