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9 Penises We’ve Judged And Why

Bigger Is Not Better
There's nothing wrong with a small penis. Read More »
Penis Size Map
The United States falls "short," ha ha ha. Read More »

According to a new study of women Down Under — no, really, it was in Australia — women really are attracted to men with larger penises.

In the study, 105 women viewed naked men of various heights who all had flaccid penises and rated them on sexual attractiveness. As TIME explained, researchers found that shorter men with larger penises were seen as more attractive than shorter men with shorter penises and that tall men are kinda screwed because their height may make their penis look smaller. But have no fear, small dick-ed dudes: overall, women rated body shape as more important to attraction than penis size.

Frankly, we think any penis that isn’t bratwurst-sized works just fine. It’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean and all that. But that’s not to say certain penises don’t stick out (no pun intended) in our minds … Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I Was Terrified Of Sex

Virginity Regrets
Regretting the way you lost your v-card. Read More »
Losing My Religion
Leaving your religion behind. Read More »

Me: I’m sorry! It’s just not going in!

Him: Don’t worry – we can always try later…

Me: I’m really sorry! I’m just so scared! (Sobbing. Tearful search for bra.) What if this never works?

That was me and my now-fiancé during one of many abortive attempts to have sex for the first time.

For years, I viewed sex as something like the Ark of the Covenant in “Indiana Jones”: immensely powerful and great beyond belief, but if you tried to use it in an unrighteous way the wrath of God would melt your face off.

I grew up in a church which, like many churches, taught us that sex before marriage was Wrong with a capital W. To their credit, they also taught us that sex within marriage was brilliant, but still. This was a church where one of the pastors hadn’t even kissed his wife until their wedding day. We also learned that in courting situations (we were discouraged from the secular institution of dating; “courting” was the spiritually safe alternative) girls should also dress modestly because men’s thoughts so easily fall into temptation. Although a heated moment could seduce us into wanting sex ourselves, the message was that boys wanted sex and girls shouldn’t give it to them until the wedding night. A quick scan through my own experience, however – especially late at night – would have revealed that girls could feel the pull of temptation just as much as boys.The nature of that temptation was never really discussed. The few teenagers in the church were too embarrassed to ask about it; I know I was. It also didn’t help that this was a church full of middle-aged and elderly Asian people who did not talk about sex. Keep reading »

Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

Anal Sex Songs
anal sex songs
We think these supposedly clean pop songs are actually about anal. Read More »
Men's Turn Offs
Women think these things turn men on, but they don't. Read More »
  • Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she’s claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having sex in the bathroom and tried to get in on the action. Sounds like everyone involved in this situation was using exceptionally poor judgement. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Female cosplayers want to remind you that just because they are in a costume does not mean that are consenting to anyone unwanted, lewd behavior. It’s sad that anyone needs to be reminded of this. [The Mary Sue]
  • Hookup culture is ruining everything for co-eds because it feels more like an obligation than an adventure, says this Washington Post columnist. [Newser]
  • Advice on sober sex, glory holes and open relationships. That covers quite a bit of ground. [Ask Men]
  • Not everyone is accepting Rick Ross’ apology for his his date rape lyrics. [Uptown Mag] Keep reading »

A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Squirting Myths
The truth about female ejaculation. Read More »
  • Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo]
  • The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name. Eh, it’s happened to the best of us. [Gurl]
  • Unforgettable blow job tips you that obviously don’t need because you are a sex goddess. [iVillage]
  • Hollywood sex scenes are less arousing than they once were. [Nerve]
  • In real life, an ATM is where you get your cash, in the porn world, it means something very, very different. [Your Tango]
  • A Chick-fil-A franchise owner gives out free food to supporters of marriage equality. You can’t stop progress. [Newser] Keep reading »

Hugh Hefner Reveals His Number — Plus A Brief History Of The Condom

Yeah, I Can Squirt
A woman who can squirt tells us all about it. Read More »
Brony Wars
Pony fiance penned an angry letter to an erotic pony artist. WHUT? Read More »
  • Hugh Hefner spilled his number. It’s really high and I don’t think he’s exaggerating. [Newser]
  • When sexual fantasies go wrong they can really ruin the vibe. [Your Tango]
  • Vintage Playgirl covers featuring your favorite male celebs. Hello, Marky Mark. [The Berry]
  • Morning after hair and other ways that sex makes you beautiful. [Betty Confidential] Keep reading »

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

Dealbreaker: Huge Penis
His penis was so big that it made her cry. Read More »
Kardashian Vagina
The Kardashian sisters have a vagina off. Watch »
  • I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Macklemore admitted that he’s “jerked off on a lot of airplanes.” GOOD. TO. KNOW. [TruTV]
  • How good men become dogs. Read the headline literally for a good laugh or read it to find out why. Or both. [Hello Beautiful]
  • If you’re trying to get your partner to try some using sex toys without much luck, you may want to watch this video. Or you can just surprise him or her with a new butt plug! [Your Tango]
  • So you made a sex tape or took some selfies BUT you hate the way you look in them. #firstworldsexproblems [College Candy]
  • Some people think that Jon Hamm should use Spanx to tame his balls. Strongly disagree. [Huffington Post Style] Keep reading »

Bradley Cooper’s Perm Is A Total Vagina Killer — Plus, How To Talk Dirty Without Scaring Her!

Sex Doll Virginity
People are paying crazy amounts of money to deflower a sex doll. Read More »
Embarrassing Lady Questions
The answers to questions you might be too embarrassed to ask your doctor. Read More »
  • Let’s talk about the unsexiest hairstyles for men starting with Bradley Cooper’s perm. My vagina just died. [Huffington Post Style]
  • Here are some ways that men are shooting themselves in the foot, sexually speaking. Clean your apartment, guy!! [Cracked]
  • Beth Ditto got really drunk, kicked a dude in the balls, took off her shoes and ranted about Obama. Is it wrong that I still think she’s awesome? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • One male ejaculation is equal to about a teaspoon and a whole mess of other things no one probably ever told you about sex. [iVillage]
  • Happy endings don’t just happen for men getting massages. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Dealbreaker: His Penis Made Me Cry

Dealbreaker: Wallet
He forgot his wallet...on purpose. Read More »
Dealbreaker: Chipotle
He took her to Chipotle. Read More »
Dealbreaker: Pimp
He wanted her to be his pimp. Read More »

At the tender age of 19, I had only seen a total of four penises: the guy who got into my bed naked after a rave in high school; my boyfriend who I lost my virginity to senior year; the balding dorm mate who I gave an unfortunate blow job to while a James Bond movie played in the background; the older dude I had casual sex with my entire freshman year and most of my sophomore year of college. I had only slept with two of these penises, but this I assure you, all four were of modest size. (I can say this with confidence now that I’m older and have seen many a dick.)

This is where I was at in my sexual evolution when I started dating William*. He lived in my dorm sophomore year and came over sometimes to hang out and wanted to listen to, of all things, Tori Amos. I know! A 19-year-old boy who likes Tori Amos? William’s admission of Tori Amos fandom made him instantaneously more attractive to me. Not that he wasn’t already attractive. With his bleached-blond hair, piercings and post-punk style, when he leaned over and kissed me as “Pretty Good Year” played on my stereo then leaned over and whispered, “I want to fuck you on my balcony,” I felt something I had never experienced before: raging desire. Keep reading »

A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits

Soapbox: Abuse & Kink
woman panties
Jessica talks about abuse within the kink community. Read More »
Porn Stars Without Makeup
Porn stars without makeup
They look kinda like regular people! Read More »
  • There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes]
  • Find out more about people’s world-wide porn habits. “Mom and son” is the top porn search term in Romania. Yikes. [Nerve]
  • Make oral sex more fun right now! I didn’t know it needed help being funner. [Em & Lo]
  • Rihanna likes to toke and Mariah Carey likes to snuggle … IN BED. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Someone Leaked A Full-Frontal Nude Photo Of Lil’ Romeo; How Long A Penis Should Be

Long Vs. Short Penises
The pros and cons of long and short penises. Read More »