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Louisiana Lingerie Store Is Now Accepting Food Stamps For Edible Underwear

Kiss My Lingerie, a specialty adult shop in Gonzales, Louisiana, has posted a sign on it’s door indicating that it accepts most credit cards and EBT cards, which is federal-issued card for welfare and food stamps. The owner of the store says she began accepting EBT cards, better known as Louisiana Purchase cards, eight months ago because she didn’t want to “discriminate against customers.”

An anonymous woman who works nearby the shop found this development very upsetting. “We were told anything could be purchased there, with the food stamp card. No child I know eats edible underwear,” she said. Keep reading »

The 5 Best Sex Blogs That No Longer Exist

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When other people think about their past and get a little misty, they might be thinking about things like their hometown and how their formative experiences there made them the adult they are today.

I, on the other hand, grew up op on the Internet. Many of my “old haunts” are sex blogs, and seeing some of my favorites go dark over the years has made me as wistful as others might be if they found out that their favorite, childhood roller rink burned down.

I found independently-written sex blogs shortly after my formal education ended (four years of abstinence-only sex ed). One errant click as I was looking for tips on how to shave “down there” without giving myself razor burn, and I was plunged into someone’s personal account of planning an orgy. Keep reading »

Dita Von Teese Thinks Women Should Seduce Themselves To Feel Sexy

  • Dita Von Teese recommends that to feel sexier, you should seduce yourself. That sounds smart in theory, but how does that work in practice exactly? [Harper's Bazaar]
  • This dater got so fed up with being rejected for unknown reasons that she started conducting dating exit interviews so she could get some constructive criticism. [xoJane]
  • We already knew this, but a new study proves that free birth control does not turn people into tramps. [Your Tango]
  • Some people are not happy with the “average” Barbie doll, Lammily, because she would have too many fat rolls in real life. Barbie just can’t win. [Newser]
  • These very bad realtors had sex in the house they were supposed to be selling. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Revolutionary Machine Promises Orgasms At The Push Of A Button

When I say someone invented an orgasm machine, I’m not talking about the world’s most effective vibrator. I’m talking about a surgical implant designed to give a woman an orgasm at the push of a button. Creator, surgeon Stuart Meloy, says he came up with the idea for the cigarette-sized device by accident. “I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically. I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that.’” No, he did not start teaching husbands how to manipulate their wives spines to climax – he made a machine that would do it for them. Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian Makes An Uncomfortable Joke About Screwing O.J. Simpson (Plus, A Vladimir Putin Butt Plug!)

  • Khloe Kardashian decided to address rumors that O.J. Simpson is her father by making a joke about fucking him once. Bad choice. [Page Six]
  • Naturally someone created a sex toy that you can Putin where the sun don’t shine. [Huffington Post]
  • Find out how this man became known for his sanitary pad revolution. [Upworthy]
  • Here’s an idea for what to give up for Lent if you’re religious/haven’t figured anything out yet: dating. [Hello Giggles] Keep reading »

RIP Society: One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is A Sexually Transmitted Infection

Earlier this week, teachers on Reddit revealed some of the craziest misconceptions students have about sex. We can’t blame them for thinking that Skittles are a perfectly acceptable form of birth control, we can only blame the adults who’ve left them woefully uniformed.

Well, according to a new survey, they’re not gonna find much reliable information from adults either. An email poll conducted by  Vouchercloud.net to find out how knowledgable Americans are about tech-related terms discovered that, sadly, 11 percent of the more than 2,000 participants thought that HTML (the code used to build websites) was a sexually transmitted infection. That’s about one in ten Americans who thinks you can contract HTML from unprotected sex. Keep reading »

Teacher Accidentally Projects Amputee Porn In Classroom, Promptly Loses His Job

Teachers everywhere, hear this tale of porn-watching gone wrong and cower in fear. Why is it never a good idea to browse amputee porn just moments before your students arrive? Oh, because Murphy’s Law dictates that some way, somehow, the fornicating amputees will find their way onto the projector instead of your intended lesson plans and that before you even realize your grave mistake, one of your students will snap a photo and send it to the local newspaper. Keep reading »

The Cyclone Standalone Is A “Sexual Home Appliance” That Will Haunt Your Dreams — Plus, The Duke Porn Star Speaks

  • The Cyclone Standalone is the Dyson vacuum cleaner of sex appliances. If only I understood what it did exactly. [Huffington Post]
  • The Duke porn star answers all of our burning questions. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • This photographer took pictures of women in various states of undress at iconic Route 66 roadside attractions. A nipple and a milkshake anyone? [Nerve]
  • Dudes. Women DO pay attention to your personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, please. [Modern Man]
  • Is that rumor about pineapple making semen taste better really true? This woman did a taste test. [YourTango]
  • A new study found that most people have slept with at least one guest at their wedding. Sounds about right. [College Candy] Keep reading »

A Man Had Sex With A Domino’s Pizza And … Burned His Penis

  • Please note: if you try to “make love to” a Domino’s pizza and burn your penis, you’re probably not getting a refund. Sigh. The perils of pizza sex. [Huffington Post]
  • In honor of the approaching Oscars, here is some sex and dating advice from the many characters played by Matthew McConaughey. Like, “The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to make you follow.” Preach, Wooderson! [Em & Lo]
  • An 18-year-old dude charted every time he masturbated for a full year. How enterprising. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

  • It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
  • Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo]
  • A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the porn stars they wank to. [Nerve]
  • The totally true tale of a celibate stripper. [Your Tango]
  • This surfer made a penis surf board. Radical or gnarly? [Huffington Post]
  • Want to have a same-sex hookup, but not sure how to go make it happen? Advice for you. [College Candy] Keep reading »
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