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RIP Society: One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is A Sexually Transmitted Infection

Earlier this week, teachers on Reddit revealed some of the craziest misconceptions students have about sex. We can’t blame them for thinking that Skittles are a perfectly acceptable form of birth control, we can only blame the adults who’ve left them woefully uniformed.

Well, according to a new survey, they’re not gonna find much reliable information from adults either. An email poll conducted by  Vouchercloud.net to find out how knowledgable Americans are about tech-related terms discovered that, sadly, 11 percent of the more than 2,000 participants thought that HTML (the code used to build websites) was a sexually transmitted infection. That’s about one in ten Americans who thinks you can contract HTML from unprotected sex. Keep reading »

Teacher Accidentally Projects Amputee Porn In Classroom, Promptly Loses His Job

Teachers everywhere, hear this tale of porn-watching gone wrong and cower in fear. Why is it never a good idea to browse amputee porn just moments before your students arrive? Oh, because Murphy’s Law dictates that some way, somehow, the fornicating amputees will find their way onto the projector instead of your intended lesson plans and that before you even realize your grave mistake, one of your students will snap a photo and send it to the local newspaper. Keep reading »

The Cyclone Standalone Is A “Sexual Home Appliance” That Will Haunt Your Dreams — Plus, The Duke Porn Star Speaks

  • The Cyclone Standalone is the Dyson vacuum cleaner of sex appliances. If only I understood what it did exactly. [Huffington Post]
  • The Duke porn star answers all of our burning questions. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • This photographer took pictures of women in various states of undress at iconic Route 66 roadside attractions. A nipple and a milkshake anyone? [Nerve]
  • Dudes. Women DO pay attention to your personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, please. [Modern Man]
  • Is that rumor about pineapple making semen taste better really true? This woman did a taste test. [YourTango]
  • A new study found that most people have slept with at least one guest at their wedding. Sounds about right. [College Candy] Keep reading »

A Man Had Sex With A Domino’s Pizza And … Burned His Penis

  • Please note: if you try to “make love to” a Domino’s pizza and burn your penis, you’re probably not getting a refund. Sigh. The perils of pizza sex. [Huffington Post]
  • In honor of the approaching Oscars, here is some sex and dating advice from the many characters played by Matthew McConaughey. Like, “The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to make you follow.” Preach, Wooderson! [Em & Lo]
  • An 18-year-old dude charted every time he masturbated for a full year. How enterprising. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

  • It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
  • Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo]
  • A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the porn stars they wank to. [Nerve]
  • The totally true tale of a celibate stripper. [Your Tango]
  • This surfer made a penis surf board. Radical or gnarly? [Huffington Post]
  • Want to have a same-sex hookup, but not sure how to go make it happen? Advice for you. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

15 Ridiculous Sexual Things Guys Actually Believe Women Do When They’re Not Around

Even the most rational men harbor irrational fantasies about what women do when they’re alone. We can blame porn for making them think we fondle each other’s boobs at slumber parties and high school urban legends for giving them the cockamamie idea that we’d let a dog eat JIF out of our vagina. Come on, now. Seriously? Guys, once and for all, we’d like to confirm that we have never and will never share our sex toys with each other, so you can just let that sweet lil’ image go. Here are some more things that we don’t do when you’re not there. We promise… Keep reading »

Science Says Porn Addiction Is A Bunch Of Cockamamie

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According to a piece published in Springer’s journal Current Sexual Health Reports, clinical psychologist Dr. Ley would like to remind us all that there’s no strong scientific research that proves “porn addiction” actually exists and that slapping a label on the healthy practice of wanking to visuals is counterintuitive to helping patients who struggle with doing it too often. In fact, Ley believes that the positive benefits of looking at porn far outweigh the negative. He sites that, when used in a healthy way, porn improves attitudes about sexuality, increases pleasure in long-term relationships and provides a legal outlet for illegal sexual behaviors or desires. Keep reading »

Now You Can Post Your O Face Online — Plus, Justin Bieber Might Have Given Selena Gomez An STD

  • This website allows you to post your orgasm face online for the world to see. That is, if you want the world to see. [The Gloss]
  • How to deal when your boyfriend’s idea of a date is laying on the couch and watching Netflix while stuffing potato chips in his pie hole. [Em & Lo]
  • There’s an awful rumor floating around that Justin Bieber gave Selena Gomez an STD. Grrrrrooaannnnn. [Socialite Life]
  • Valentine’s Day: a celebration of love and webcam porn. [Nerve]
  • There is much to be learned from having revenge sex, apparently. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Valentine’s Day Lingerie For Every Kind Of Couple

  • Yogis rejoice. These skills from your practice will also benefit your sex life. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here are some great Valentine’s Day gifts for her. No, chocolates from the gas station are not gonna cut it. [Modern Man]
  • Different couples, different lingerie needs. Check out some options. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
  • What the phrase “just sex” really means. [Your Tango] Keep reading »
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