Posts tagged "sex story"

Can You Guess Which Zodiac Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

Today in totally wonderful yet highly unscientific studies, amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from September 2013 to February 2014, the people likely to make a sex tape for public consumption were those who fell under the zodiac sign of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2014

Tired Of Having Sex In Your Car? Rent The Hook-Up Truck

Because having sex in your car is awkward, uncomfortable and illegal if you get caught by authorities, someone went ahead and created “a modern dating solution for safe sexual adventuring.”

Enter the Hook-Up Truck. It’s just like it sounds — a for-rent, box truck complete with temperature control, birth control and camera, if…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 26, 2014

Jessica Paré Strips Down For Esquire — Plus, Sexy Easter Outfits That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Church

“Mad Men'”s Jessica Paré bares her lovely teeth in the April issue of Esquire. [Page Six]
Easter is coming up … which means Cadbury Creme Eggs and bunny-themed lingerie. Definitely not church appropriate. [Mommyish]
Eating duck embryos for dinner and other things that have killed men’s boners. [Your Tango]
When you…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 25, 2014

18 Places Where It’s Just Too Disgusting To Have Sex

At this point, you’ve probably seen the footage and Instagram pics of the really drunk couple who were caught fucking up against  Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster in a shopping center near the University of Delaware campus. The height of romance! As if the now infamous couple weren’t publicly shamed enough for their poor choice of sex…

By: The Frisky / March 24, 2014

Meet Elizabeth Raine, The 27-Year-Old Med Student Auctioning Off Her Virginity

A 27-year-old woman going by the name of “Elizabeth Raine” is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for med school … well, kind of. She says money is her motivation, but she doesn’t need the money. Her auction takes place on April 1, so it might be a big joke. [Huffington Post]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 21, 2014

New York Movie Theater Invites Babies To See “Nymphomaniac” For Free

“Nymphomaniac” is notorious for being one of the most sexually explicit movies of the year, but that’s not stopping New York’s Sunshine Cinema from letting babies attend screenings of the Lars Von Trier film … for free. The theater offers noon screenings so parents can bring their crying babies to the movies without getting the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 21, 2014

Now Available For Purchase: The Walk Of Shame Kit

A new “Walk Of Shame” kit includes everything you need for the morning after. Wouldn’t that have been helpful in college. [PopSugar Love&Sex]
The best part of St. Patty’s day are all the drunk people screwing in dumpsters. [Huffington Post]
In their new podcast, “Guys We Fucked,” comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 18, 2014

A Guy’s “Ideal Day” Would Include 4 Hours And 19 Minutes Of Sex

Thanks to a survey conducted by Unilever Deodorants, we now know that men are — surprise!– terribly unrealistic when it comes to time management. We also learned that more than half of guys under the age of 34 suffer from serious FOMO, that  lots of dudes text while pooping and that they make to-do lists

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2014

Man Rents His Apartment On AirBNB, Returns To $67K In Damages And An Orgy (NSFW)

Comedian Ari Teman found no humor in the state of his apartment when he returned after renting it out to a verified user on AirBNB. Tenman claims he left his keys on Friday afternoon with a man named David Carter who said he needed a place his in-laws could stay for a weekend wedding. Tenma…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2014

Ideas For Celebrating Steak And A Blowjob Day — Plus, Playboy Model Suing Over Butt Injury

You were probably so busy celebrating Pi Day that you forgot it was Steak And A Blowjob Day. Silly you. [College Candy]
It’s a long story, but a Playboy model was using her ass as a human golf tee and got injured. Now she’s suing. [Newser]
This woman has had quite a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2014

Louisiana Lingerie Store Is Now Accepting Food Stamps For Edible Underwear

Kiss My Lingerie, a specialty adult shop in Gonzales, Louisiana, has posted a sign on it’s door indicating that it accepts most credit cards and EBT cards, which is federal-issued card for welfare and food stamps. The owner of the store says she began accepting EBT cards, better known as Louisiana Purchase cards, eight month…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2014

The 5 Best Sex Blogs That No Longer Exist

When other people think about their past and get a little misty, they might be thinking about things like their hometown and how their formative experiences there made them the adult they are today.

I, on the other hand, grew up op on the Internet. Many of my “old haunts” are sex blogs,…

By: Molly Ren / March 13, 2014

Dita Von Teese Thinks Women Should Seduce Themselves To Feel Sexy

Dita Von Teese recommends that to feel sexier, you should seduce yourself. That sounds smart in theory, but how does that work in practice exactly? [Harper’s Bazaar]
This dater got so fed up with being rejected for unknown reasons that she started conducting dating exit interviews so she could get some constructive criticism.

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 11, 2014

Revolutionary Machine Promises Orgasms At The Push Of A Button

When I say someone invented an orgasm machine, I’m not talking about the world’s most effective vibrator. I’m talking about a surgical implant designed to give a woman an orgasm at the push of a button. Creator, surgeon Stuart Meloy, says he came up with the idea for the cigarette-sized device by accident. “I wa…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 9, 2014

Khloe Kardashian Makes An Uncomfortable Joke About Screwing O.J. Simpson (Plus, A Vladimir Putin Butt Plug!)

Khloe Kardashian decided to address rumors that O.J. Simpson is her father by making a joke about fucking him once. Bad choice. [Page Six]
Naturally someone created a sex toy that you can Putin where the sun don’t shine. [Huffington Post]
Find out how this man became known for his sanitary pad…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 7, 2014

RIP Society: One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is A Sexually Transmitted Infection

Earlier this week, teachers on Reddit revealed some of the craziest misconceptions students have about sex. We can’t blame them for thinking that Skittles are a perfectly acceptable form of birth control, we can only blame the adults who’ve left them woefully uniformed.

Well, according to a new survey, they’re not gonna find…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 5, 2014

Teacher Accidentally Projects Amputee Porn In Classroom, Promptly Loses His Job

Teachers everywhere, hear this tale of porn-watching gone wrong and cower in fear. Why is it never a good idea to browse amputee porn just moments before your students arrive? Oh, because Murphy’s Law dictates that some way, somehow, the fornicating amputees will find their way onto the projector instead of your intended lesson pla…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 1, 2014

The Cyclone Standalone Is A “Sexual Home Appliance” That Will Haunt Your Dreams — Plus, The Duke Porn Star Speaks

The Cyclone Standalone is the Dyson vacuum cleaner of sex appliances. If only I understood what it did exactly. [Huffington Post]
The Duke porn star answers all of our burning questions. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
This photographer took pictures of women in various states of undress at iconic Route 66 roadside attractions.

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2014

A Man Had Sex With A Domino’s Pizza And … Burned His Penis

Please note: if you try to “make love to” a Domino’s pizza and burn your penis, you’re probably not getting a refund. Sigh. The perils of pizza sex. [Huffington Post]
In honor of the approaching Oscars, here is some sex and dating advice from the many characters played by Matthew McConaughey. Like, “The…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 25, 2014

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo]
A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014
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