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The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations On Wikipedia

In the days before the Internet, teenagers had basically two options to learn the ins and outs of boning. They amounted to either A) scrambled cable softcore, which was like watching two swarms of bees fighting in a motel room made of non-Euclidean geometry, or B) chancing upon a drifter’s cache of Juggs secreted away in the woods behind the neighborhood liquor store.

Nowadays, young folks don’t have to hazard a vagrant named “Clawhammer Jack” double-fisting bottles of cooking sherry to learn coital choreography. (Spoiled rotten, they are.) No, they can just turn to Wikipedia, that website known throughout the land for drowning the Encyclopedia Britannica factory in unwanted knowledge and tears.

Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it. Read more …

You Can Buy Jennifer Lawrence’s Sweaty Bra & How To Prepare For An Orgy

Penis Size/Shoe Size
Sara Barron tested this myth with male porn stars. Read More »
My First Orgy
Scenes from Rachel Rabbit White's first-ever orgy. Read More »
Kink In The NY Times
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Kinky Sex piece featured in the New York Times piece wasn't all that bad. Read More »
  • The sports bra Jennifer Lawrence wore during the dance practice scene of “Silver Linings Playbook” is up for auction. Just me or is that kind of gross? Do you think it’s been laundered since she got all sweaty in it? [Huffington Post Style]
  • More Jennifer Lawrence, you say? OK! She’s allegedly acting as Bradley Cooper’s “pimp.” Pshaw. Like she needs the extra cash. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Best excuse ever for masturbating in public: my pants shrunk. [Tru TV]
  • Everything you need to know to prepare for your first orgy. Bring cheese and crackers! (I learned that from Jessica.) [The Gloss]
  • Let’s say you find a pornographic video that your boyfriend made and sent to another woman, is that considered cheating? The answer from a dude’s perspective. [A New Mode] Keep reading »

The Moment You Knew You Could Never Screw Him Again (Illustrated In GIFs)

Surprising Sex Moves
Moves we never thought we'd try and like in bed! Read More »
5 Moves To Try In Bed
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Five moves women love in bed, but can be too afraid to ask for. Read More »
No Sleep After Sex
13 things to do after sex besides sleeping or cuddling. Read More »

You can usually whittle it down to a specific moment. I’m talking about the moment when you know you can never, ever, ever fuck a guy again. It has little to do with emotion or intellect or how nice he is. It’s a mandate issued directly from your vagina. It’s visceral. Unarguable. And once she’s made up her mind, ne’er shall she be persuaded again. Quoth an anonymous friend, “He was laying naked on my bed and said to me in baby talk, ‘Come cuddle with me.’ And that was it.”

After the jump, some more horrifying MYKYCNSHA (moments you knew you could never screw him again) courtesy of the women who lived through them. Our condolences … Keep reading »

Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” Song Celebrates Rape Scenes & The Infidelity Diet

Sex Mask
billie piper
This guy will only have sex with his girlfriend if she wears a Billie Piper mask. Read More »
My First Orgy
Scenes from Rachel Rabbit White's first-ever orgy. Read More »
"Ideal" Porn Star
Meet the ideal porn star. Read More »
  • Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” song was a fail in countless ways. But especially because many of the pairs of boobs he referenced were “seen” in rape scenes. [Newser]
  • And on that note, MacFarlane has promised never to host the Oscars again. A promise I plan to hold him to. [Just Jared]
  • Infidelity is the most effective accidental diet out there. Do not attempt without consulting your doctor. [Your Tango]
  • How to deal when you’re hot for teacher. [Gurl] Keep reading »

Boob Windows Are In & How Paycheck Affects Penis Size

"Life Is But A Dream"
The best moments from Beyonce's HBO documentary. Read More »
"Spring Breakers" Trailer
Watch James Franco creep on a bunch of teenage girls. Read More »
  • First it was sideboob, then underboob and now boob windows are in. Take a peek at Ashley Benson’s. There are so many ways to display boobs! [Huffington Post]
  • You’ve already peered into Ashley Benson’s boob window. Check out how the other ladies displayed their boobs at the “Spring Breakers” premiere. [Socialite Life]
  • What to do when your non-boyfriend doesn’t want to knock boots with you. DUMP HIM! [Hello Beautiful] Keep reading »

Leonardo DiCaprio Brags About His Sexual Conquests & A Tantric Sex Coach Tells All

  • Leonardo DiCaprio is sleeping with anything with a vagina, announces Leonardo DiCaprio at the dinner table. Oh, how my childhood crush has faded. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Maybe you weren’t aware, but your brain is sabotaging your sex life in many ways. Well, at least now I know where to place the blame. [Cracked]
  • Ed Westwick and Emma Roberts are the latest celebs to be rumored to be starring in Fifty Shades of Grey. Can they please just announce the casting already? The many speculations are starting to piss me off. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »

What Are You Eating For Sexfast?

Here I thought I had breakfast covered, eating Mesa Sunrise and almond milk every morning. I’ve even been sprinkling chia seeds on it for extra antioxidants and dietary fiber. But apparently, I haven’t been considering my libido enough when deciding what to eat.

SexCereal is the world’s first gender-based cereal. The female blend supports hormonal balance and desire while the male blend supports testosterone production. Both versions of the breakfast granola contain 12 ingredients including pumpkin seeds, goji berries, chia seeds, Omega 3-fatty acids, dried camu camu, an Amazonian fruit rich in Vitamin C, and maca powder, derived from a Peruvian herb believed to have stimulating effects on the libido. Keep reading »

James Franco Addresses Gay Rumors In Details — Plus, How A Vagina Works!

Coco Sex Tape
Rapper Ap.9 says he has a Coco Austin sex tape. Read More »
First Time: Girl Hookup
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Jessica writes about her first hookup with a girl. Read More »
  • James Franco isn’t gay, he just has a “feeling of enormous permission.” I don’t know what that means. I guess I have to read the whole Details interview. [Just Jared]
  • If you haven’t been in the mood lately, it might be because it’s the dead of winter. Or maybe you have libido issues. Winter can’t be fixed. But your libido can! [Refinery 29]
  • Mila Kunis is happy to talk about ass and sideboob, but not Ashton. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • You probably want to read up on this new study about sex and gender gradiations. [The Mary Sue]
  • Dudes, in case you have not yet learned how a vagina works, here is a tutorial for you. But I really hope you know. [Ask Men] Keep reading »

A California Preschool Is Shutting Down Because Two Kids Were Caught Having Oral Sex During Naptime

First Porn Star In Space
Coco Brown will be the first porn star in space. Read More »
Funny Girl Sex Guide
Amelia talks about girl-proofing. Watch »
  • A California preschool was shut down because two kids were having oral sex with each other. I mean, we all played doctor, but how in the hell do a four and five-year-olds know about oral sex? So disturbing. [Uptown Magazine]
  • The Kansas State Supreme Court ruled that strippers can now collect unemployment if they get fired. That officially makes exotic dancing a legitimately recognized career. [NYMag.com]
  • These sex myths are only believable if you’re still a virgin. [Hello Beautiful]
  • A brief history of female-friendly porn. [Nerve]
  • Watch this supercut of all the strippers in movies. Just to clarify, you aren’t eligible to collect unemployment if you play a stripper in a movie. [Next Movie]
  • Pink talks about always being considered “butch.” [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Dakota Fanning Is Finally Old Enough To Get Naked Onscreen & Online Dating Is Out, Pinning Porn Is In

Zombie BFs
The best things about having a zombie bf like the dude in "Warm Bodies." Read More »
Sexcuses
We've used these excuses to get out of sex. We admit it. Read More »
  • Dakota Fanning is celebrating turning 18 by doing a nude scene in her new movie, “Very Good Girls.” Aww. She’s all growns up. [Popbytes]
  • Why you and Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t get too freaked about your uneven boobs. (Because it’s not a big deal.) [Gurl]
  • What’s the craziest place you’ve had sex? This woman did it on a jet ski. That sounds dangerous. [Betty Confidential]
  • A man having an affair with a married woman figures out why it might not be the best idea. Gosh, I can think of soooo many reasons. [Uptown Mag]
  • What’s trending in the world of sex and dating? Breathe a sigh of relief. Online dating is so 2012. Pinning porn is what’s happening now. Also, there’s something called coregasm that we should all be doing. And duh, zombie boyfriends are in. [iVillage] Keep reading »
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