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Burlesque Dancer’s Flaming Nipples Spark Evacuation

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Hundreds of people were forced to flee a UK tattoo convention when a burlesque dancer’s flaming nipple tassels triggered the fire alarm. Go Go Amy, a member of the Pretty Things Peep Show, was performing her act which featured fire-eating and fiery nipple tassels, when the smoke emanating from her nipples set off the fire alarm, sending patrons running for the exit.

“They weren’t meant to use fire in the act but I think they just completely forgot … It was one of those priceless moments that people will be talking about for years. It was incredible how quickly the building was evacuated,” said the event organizer.

Ah, the power of flaming nipples. I will remember this trick next time I want to get hundreds of people to bend to my will. [Daily Record]

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Breaking Up: Driving Sex
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This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »
Breaking Up: Library
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Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too. Keep reading »

Marvel Comic-Themed Sex Toys? Plus, Everything You Need To Know About Erotic Hypnosis

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Girl Talk: How Having Sex With A Fat Guy Changed Me
She had sex with a fat guy and it helped her accept her own body. Read More »
  • Maybe you’d like to try the Thor. Or maybe you’re more of a Black Widow kind of girl. You can check out the whole line of fictional Marvel Comic-themed sex toys created by a Tumblr user and see what you’re feelin’. [College Candy]
  • This is a revolutionary concept, but, wait for it … real women have real fantasies. Here are a few of them. [Ask Men]
  • Of course, erotic hypnosis exists. You can book an appointment with this practitioner. [Nerve]
  • If you never orgasm during sex (or don’t orgasm as much as you’d like to), you’ll be pleased to know that there is nothing wrong with you. But maybe the erotic hypnotherapist can help. [Your Tango]
  • Snooki thinks Kate Middleton is a MILF. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

What His Cooking Style Says About Him — Plus,x Creative Ways To Get Revenge On A Cheater

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GT: Fat Sex
Girl Talk: How Having Sex With A Fat Guy Changed Me
She had sex with a fat guy and it helped her accept her own body. Read More »
Liquid Lapdance
Things I Don't Understand: Liquid Lapdance Underwear For Men
Do men really need special underwear for lap dances? Read More »
  • Does the guy you’re dating prefer to reheat some old pizza or cook a filet mignon for dinner? Find out what it says about him. Uh, probably how much money he has in the bank/time he has on his hands. [iVillage]
  • A new study found that the more money you make the more sex you have. But which came first the chicken or the egg? [Your Tango]
  • Find out how Courtney Stodden and her new boobs have been spending her summer vacation. [Celebuzz]
  • Forgetting about his balls and other sex mistakes you might be making [The Stir]
  • These are by far the most creative ways to get revenge on a cheater. Hint: one of them involves horse shit. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Jennifer Lopez Might Be Involved With Simon Cowell’s Baby Mama Drama! Plus, What Is An “Um-Friend”?

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He's having a baby with his best friend's wife. Read More »
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8 Real Fears We Have About Squirting
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  • Jennifer Lopez is allegedly playing secret messenger for Simon Cowell and his baby mama, who just so happens to be his best friend’s wife. If this is true, J. Lo must have a lot of free time on her hands because that sounds like a really undesirable gig. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • “Um-friend” is the new term to describe a significant other when you’re not sleeping together. Full explanation here. [Nerve]
  • The dog days of summer calls for 10 years of shirtless male celebs. Indeed it does. [Socialite Life]
  • These guys posed as women seeking men to have sex with while rolling around in a pile of money. Then when the guys showed up, they robbed them. Awful, but kind of genius. [Huffington Post]
  • Craigslist “Missed Connections” are way more fun when told in GIFs. [iVillage]

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Amanda Seyfried Saw Her First Porn At Age 6 — Plus Former Playboy Model Claims To Have 11 Orgasms A Day

Amanda Kept It On
Amanda Seyfried - Lovelace
Amanda Seyfried didn't feel the need to get naked to play Linda Lovelace. Read More »
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Orgasms Vs. Soduku
Orgasms Are Better For Your Brain Than Sudoku
Orgasms win. They are better for your brain. Read More »
  • Amanda Seyfried thinks she was five or six when she saw her first porn, and in an interview with GQ, she goes on to describe it. That’s very young to process a dude in a cop uniform getting a BJ. [Socialite Life]
  • And this guy thinks the ’90s ruined dating. Maybe he’s right because for years I based everything on the Janet Livermore/Cliff Poncier model from “Singles.”[Nerve]
  • How do you “win” at a sex scandal? Not sure that I ever personally want to know, but here’s a look at what Sydney Leathers, Rachel Uchitel, Monica Lewinsky and Divine Brown did right and wrong. [Nerve]
  • Actress and former Playmate Karen Lorre claims that she can have 11 orgasms a day thanks to “Orgasmic Meditation.” When did orgasming become, like, a competitive thing? [Huffington Post]
  • Men are still threatened by women using vibrators during sex. Can we move past this? [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
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