In the days before the Internet, teenagers had basically two options to learn the ins and outs of boning. They amounted to either A) scrambled cable softcore, which was like watching two swarms of bees fighting in a motel room made of non-Euclidean geometry, or B) chancing upon a drifter’s cache of Juggs secreted away in the woods behind the neighborhood liquor store.
Nowadays, young folks don’t have to hazard a vagrant named “Clawhammer Jack” double-fisting bottles of cooking sherry to learn coital choreography. (Spoiled rotten, they are.) No, they can just turn to Wikipedia, that website known throughout the land for drowning the Encyclopedia Britannica factory in unwanted knowledge and tears.
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it. Read more …
You can usually whittle it down to a specific moment. I’m talking about the moment when you know you can never, ever, ever fuck a guy again. It has little to do with emotion or intellect or how nice he is. It’s a mandate issued directly from your vagina. It’s visceral. Unarguable. And once she’s made up her mind, ne’er shall she be persuaded again. Quoth an anonymous friend, “He was laying naked on my bed and said to me in baby talk, ‘Come cuddle with me.’ And that was it.”
After the jump, some more horrifying MYKYCNSHA (moments you knew you could never screw him again) courtesy of the women who lived through them. Our condolences … Keep reading »
Here I thought I had breakfast covered, eating Mesa Sunrise and almond milk every morning. I’ve even been sprinkling chia seeds on it for extra antioxidants and dietary fiber. But apparently, I haven’t been considering my libido enough when deciding what to eat.
SexCereal is the world’s first gender-based cereal. The female blend supports hormonal balance and desire while the male blend supports testosterone production. Both versions of the breakfast granola contain 12 ingredients including pumpkin seeds, goji berries, chia seeds, Omega 3-fatty acids, dried camu camu, an Amazonian fruit rich in Vitamin C, and maca powder, derived from a Peruvian herb believed to have stimulating effects on the libido. Keep reading »