Posts tagged "sex story"

The 4 Weirdest Things Ever Said To Me During Sex

As a woman 32 years of age who has spent as much time single as she’s spent attached, boy oh boy do I have tales from the field. (And by “the field,” I mean the casual sex/dating circuit.) One thing I’ve learned we all do from time to time: make weird, embarrassing, outlandish exclamations during sex. The…

By: Sara Barron / April 10, 2012

This Week In Sex: 16 NY State Teachers With Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Still Employed, Plus Porn Star Death Conspiracy Theories

Thank you, Freedom of Information Act, for informing us that there are at least 16 New York State teachers accused of sexual misconduct who are still employed in the school system. WHAT!? [Newser]
Happy Easter! Here are some Easter-centric pickup lines for ya. Starting with: “You’re not just some bunny, you’re my bunny.

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2012

The Soapbox: You Like To Go Down, So What?

According to an article in this month’s issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer Geoff Dyer, eight out of 10 of his “more mature male friends” preferred “eating p**sy to having their dicks sucked.” And guess what? The two…

By: Anonymous / April 4, 2012

First Time For Everything: Dancing At Coyote Ugly

Here’s a thing I can promise: If you invite me to your wedding, your other guests will comment on the quality of my dancing. It’s inevitable. I’ve never been to a wedding where the thank you note for whatever I picked off the registry didn’t do exactly that. Anything from, “My Uncle Morty loved your…

By: Sara Barron / March 30, 2012

This Week In Sex: An Ass Artist & The Worst Mythological Creatures To Have Sex With

This guy sketches asses for a living. He must seriously love his job. [Huffington Post]
A list of things worth giving up sex for. Bi-weekly salon visits are not worth the trade in my book. But see what you think. [The Stir]
Here are some good reasons why you should be generou…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 23, 2012

What Bonobo Monkeys Can Teach Us About Lesbian Action

Apparently, neglected drunk chicks in skimpy dresses at nightclubs aren’t the only ones willing to engage in lesbian action for attention. Bonobo monkeys do it too! In a recent study, scientists found that female apes use homosexual sex to gain attention and social status. Supposedly, female Bonobos use vocalizations during girl-only sex to “reduce stre…

By: Tiffanie Drayton / March 18, 2012

This Week In Sex: Jon Hamm Doesn’t Do Outdoor Sex & How To Use A Toothbrush In Bed

Well, look who hates outdoor sex … it’s Jon Hamm. Yep, we’re still compatible in my imagination. [The Stir]
Happy St. Patty’s Day! Hot Irish actors share their thoughts on love and sex. [Your Tango]
Real men share what they really want to do after sex. Movie marathon, obvs. [Em & Lo]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 16, 2012

This Week In Sex: The Appeal Of Dry Humping, Plus Ecstasy Makes Women More Likely To Have Boys

One woman explains the appeal of dry humping. And we thank her. [College Candy]
An eighth-grade science teacher was placed on paid leave when administrators caught wind of her porn persona, Tiffany Six. Sigh, porno careers and teaching careers never mix well. [Nerve]
These are the eight sex moves men allegedly hate.

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 9, 2012

Woman Sues Over Loud Roommate Sex

Most of us either have already experienced or will eventually experience the roommate who is just a little too open with their sex lives. I have definitely been kept awake by muffled moans, creaking beds, dirty talk and noises that cannot be defined while sharing a place with someone else. One of my friends eve…

By: Tiffanie Drayton / March 5, 2012

The 5 Weirdest Reasons We Have Sex (According To Science)

Ever since Darwin popped off his big theory of evolution, we’ve all kind of presumed that everything we do — the way we eat, the mates we choose, the way we purposely mispronounce “indubitably” for laughs, everything — is ultimately tied to one goal: continuing the species. But sometimes getting from A to Baby isn’t…

By: Cracked / March 3, 2012

This Week In Sex: Brief Jerkies Exist & The Semen Yogurt Bandit Will Go To Jail

Doesn’t your man deserve a pair of brief jerkies? Yes, I am talking about these edible male undies made of dried meat. Arghhhh! [LA Weekly]
Planned Parenthood recently distributed condoms with bar codes that you scan in when you’re doin’ it. Kind of like “Foursquare for people who don’t want STDs.” Um, OK!

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2012

This Week In Sex: 5 Valentine’s Day Surprises That Will Get A Lady Laid & The 10 Commandments Of Casual Sex

These Valentine’s Day surprises are supposed to get a lady laid, provided she can find someone to lay her, which I am failing at so far. [LA Weekly]
Sleep with “too many” guys and you get “slut shamed,” sleep with “too few” and get “prude shamed.” Can’t we just make “shaming” stop altogether?

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 10, 2012

5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes

What do you know about sex? Surely there aren’t many of you who would answer “nothing.” Even if you’re the most inexperienced or inept lover of all time (which we’ve been assured you are), you at least have some preconceived notions about sex based on the stories and anecdotes and stand-up comedy you’ve heard over…

By: Cracked / February 7, 2012

This Week In Sex: Prosthetic Balls Are Finally Here & Why It’s Good To Have Sex With An Ex

Prosthetic testicles exist! They grow sperm and can even ejaculate! Yay science! [LA Weekly]
There’s a new kind of brain scan that will predict your partner’s faithfulness. I hope this doesn’t mean the end of lie detector tests. What will Maury Povich do? [The Stir]
This Valentine’s Day, don’t talk about love,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 3, 2012

This Week In Sex: 12 Striptease Tips & Scratching An Ankle Itch Is As Pleasurable As Sex

Twelve things you need to know before you do that striptease for your man. No pole required. [iVillage]
Speaking of stripteases, this woman did one in oncoming traffic and then slapped onlookers. [Huffington Post]
No more excuses not to have an orgasm, ladies. There’s new news about the clitoris. [The Stir]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2012

This Week In Sex: Mustang Ranch Will Be The Ritz-Carlton Of Brothels & How To Spot A Porn Star

One of the most famous brothels ever, the Mustang Ranch, is looking to become “the Ritz-Carlton of whorehouses.” [Huffington Post]
This couple plans to keep their marriage on track with a sexual prenup. Well, that’s one way to do it. [The Stir]
Fairytale themed sex toys are the new, hot thing. Because…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 20, 2012

Guy Talk: I Was Offered Money To Masturbate

The e-mail simply read: I’ll pay you $350.

$350!?

I lay down and thought about this. I thought about a three, a five and a zero. How pretty they looked altogether, no periods to dash out the mass. How nice they would look in my empty piggy bank. I thought about…

By: Noah Wunsch / January 11, 2012

The 7 Craziest Things Ever Done To Get Laid

It’s no secret that most great accomplishments in human history made by men were done in the name of impressing the opposite sex. Men would not become astronauts if it did not afford them the opportunity to tell women at parties that they are astronauts.

Yet, some men still find ways to go…

By: Cracked / January 7, 2012

This Week In Sex: Catherine Kieu’s Penis Chop Could Get Her Life In Prison & What He’s Really Thinking During Sex

Catherine Kieu, the new Lorena Bobbit, is facing life in prison for cutting off her ex-husband’s penis and throwing it in the trash. Nothing good can come from chopping off a penis. [LA Weekly]
A dude explains what’s so great about our breasts. What? I’ve been wondering. [College Candy]
What he’s really…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2012

This Week In Sex: Alien Cathouse, A Brothel For Sci-Fi Geeks & 50 Things To Try In Bed In 2012

Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss and star of HBO’s “Cathouse,” Dennis Hof, are teaming up to create a brothel for the Comic Con set. Naturally, it will be called Alien Cathouse. [LA Weekly]
Take a stroll down memory lane with the biggest sex scandals of 2011. [Shine ]
The salacious confessions of a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2011
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