Tag Archives: sex story

Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

  • Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here’s her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life]
  • Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she’s more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man]
  • This gay couple figured out a way to get married in Oklahoma even though it’s illegal. Good work. [Newser]
  • Watch this video of 100 men responding to the question: Why are vaginas important to you? Loaded question. [Hello Beautiful]
  • Before she was dating John Mayer, Katy Perry says she had a major crush on him. I find that so hard to believe. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Is Showing Off More T&A On Instagram

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

Keep reading »

People Prefer Morning Coffee To Morning Sex — Plus, What Is Twogging?

  • This survey revealed that lots of people would rather give up sex than coffee. Not quite as depressing as people who would rather give up sex than salad, but still. And I’m saying this as a coffee lover. [Newser]
  • Corey Feldman is claiming that the story circulating around awhile back about his orgy was made up by “the competition” to destroy his reputation. And who would the competition be? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • This girl learned many lessons when her fiancé took a job as an adult filmmaker. In fact, she wrote a book about it. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
  • About that possible date rape charge Cee Lo Green is facing… [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Britney Spears said something dumb about gay people. [The Blemish] Keep reading »

Pet Bunnies & 9 Other Random Things That Will Send A Woman Screaming From Your Bed

Random Things That Will Send A Woman Screaming From Your Bed

“Men cannot like rabbits,” lamented writer Dave Good in his Salon essay about how the pet bunny he adopted was not the chick magnet he dreamed it would be. In fact, the “quiet little guy who lived on salad, used a litter box, and slept under the bed” ruined his sex life. “Somewhere in mid-stream,” he writes of the one time he was able to lure a woman back to his place for sex, “the bunny snuck under the bed and began madly pounding the floor with its feet — rabbitspeak for danger — which scared my date. She left, and I never saw her again.”

That does sound unsettling — to hear a bunny pounding away under the bed while you’re getting pounded. But we’re not entirely sure the problem is the rabbit. Rather, that Dave lets it live under the bed. That doesn’t seem normal. And … we can’t help but wonder if he cleans the litter box often enough. Women don’t dislike bunnies, but we do hate the smell of rabbit scat. Some things that will make it absolutely impossible to do the deed. We’re willing to look past that moldy dish towel for one night, but it’s hard to ignore a bunny under the bed. Below are some more vagina killers that have sent us running. Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular