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Girl Talk: I Was Terrified Of Sex

Me: I’m sorry! It’s just not going in!

Him: Don’t worry – we can always try later…

Me: I’m really sorry! I’m just so scared! (Sobbing.

AdOps | April 8, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she’s claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having…

Ami Angelowicz | April 5, 2013 - 5:20 pm

A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo]
The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name.

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Hugh Hefner Reveals His Number — Plus A Brief History Of The Condom

Hugh Hefner spilled his number. It’s really high and I don’t think he’s exaggerating. [Newser]
When sexual fantasies go wrong they can really ruin the vibe. [Your Tango]…

Ami Angelowicz | March 26, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil

Ami Angelowicz | March 22, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Bradley Cooper’s Perm Is A Total Vagina Killer — Plus, How To Talk Dirty Without Scaring Her!

Let’s talk about the unsexiest hairstyles for men starting with Bradley Cooper’s perm. My vagina just died. [Huffington Post Style]
Here are some ways that men are shooting…

Ami Angelowicz | March 19, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Dealbreaker: His Penis Made Me Cry

At the tender age of 19, I had only seen a total of four penises: the guy who got into my bed naked after a rave in high school; my…

Anonymous | March 19, 2013 - 2:00 pm

A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits

There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes]
Find out more about…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Someone Leaked A Full-Frontal Nude Photo Of Lil’ Romeo; How Long A Penis Should Be

A very nude, very NSFW full-frontal photo of Lil’ Romeo has been leaked on the interwebs! And, oh dear, he’s not so lil’. [Stupid Celebrities]
Have you tried the…

Ami Angelowicz | March 12, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Chelsea Handler Is Certain Taylor Swift Is A Virgin; What To Do If You Accidentally Send Porn To Your Dad

Chelsea Handler is certain that all of Taylor Swift’s breakups can be attributed to her being a virgin. How thoughtful of Chelsea to share her thoughts on the matter.

Ami Angelowicz | March 8, 2013 - 5:20 pm

The Greatest Sexless Sex Scenes In Films & A Domination Therapist Tells All

Meg Ryan’s faked orgasm in “When Harry Met Sally” made the list of greatest sexless sex scenes captured on film. Say that five times fast. And find out what…

Ami Angelowicz | March 5, 2013 - 5:20 pm

The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations On Wikipedia

In the days before the Internet, teenagers had basically two options to learn the ins and outs of boning. They amounted to either A) scrambled cable softcore, which was like…

Cracked | March 4, 2013 - 12:50 pm
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