- Students are suing a Montana beauty school for sexual harassment. One of the complaints was that an instructor would force students to trim her pubic hair and then use the dirty trimmers on customers. NO. Ewwww! [Huffington Post]
- Here’s a guide to the polite way to give directions while receiving oral sex. Or the unpolite way, if that’s what you prefer. [Em & Lo]
- A new study says women ogle breasts just as much as men do. [The Stir]
- Hey guys, science discovered that walnuts can help repair and rejuvenate your sperm. You now have a new favorite snack. [Your Tango]
- Here are some signs that your one night stand was a good one. Number one: Your roommates started applauding when you came out of your bedroom the next morning. [The Date Report] Keep reading »
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Beauty School Instructor Allegedly Forced Students To Trim Her Pubic Hair & Walnuts Are Good For Your Nuts
The 12 Most Bizarre Products For Women
Contrary to popular (male) belief, women are simple creatures. We like flip cup and Theroux novels just as much as the next guy. Playing the Devil’s Advocate, here, I know that men and women are very much different, and advertisers have to market different things, but c’mon! Women want an electric razor/vibrator combo about as much as men want an STD testing sock. Multi-tasking gone wrong, people.
You think that’s an exception to products advertised towards women? Wrong. Check out the all the weird female products I was able to conjure up! Like the Kush Support for breast separation. The world is weird, y’all. Read More …
Pennsylvania Man Pleads Guilty To Performing Oral Sex On A Female Horse — Plus, How To Squirt!
- Bestiality alert. Cover your eyes if you’re squeamish. A Pennsylvania man pled guilty to performing oral sex on a female horse. [Huffington Post]
- Let’s talk about all the wonderful things about morning sex. [Your Tango]
- A naked dude weighs in on what he thinks about our pubic hair. Spoiler: He thinks pubes are “sweet.” [Gurl]
- Ladies, here are some instructions if you want to try to learn how to squirt. [Em & Lo]
- To scream or not to scream during sex? Well, I guess it depends on how long you’ve been trying to learn how to squirt. [The Gloss] Keep reading »
Gay? Check The Pupils
Scientists have a new way of investigating a subject’s sexuality: It’s all in the eyes, they say. Instead of using invasive methods—such as a band around the penis—to determine sexual response, researchers at Cornell simply measured the dilation of subjects’ pupils in response to erotic videos, using an infrared lens. The scientists say it could be the most accurate way of determining a person’s sexuality, the Los Angeles Times reports. Read more…
15 (Hilarious, Kind Of Sad, But Also True) Signs It’s Time To Get Laid
We all go through dry spells. We all know what it’s like. So let’s give ourselves permission to laugh about those moments when you realize it has been entirely too long since you last had sex. Here are 15 signs. Keep reading »
Your Vagina And Your Bicycle: What You Need To Know
Eek! Bicycle riding ladies, the Journal of Sexual Medicine has published a study about the bad things a bicycle can do to a vagina. According to researchers at Yale, competitive female cyclists who had their handle bars lower than their bike seat experienced “significantly higher vibratory thresholds in the anterior vagina, compared with riders whose handlebars were level with the bike saddle.” Translation: they lost sensation in parts of their vaginas! Keep reading »
Inclement Weather Turns People On
Honestly, I was just kind of looking for an excuse to use the word inclement — one of my favorites — and this study seemed like the perfect vehicle. But also, it contains important findings about inclement weather and how it makes people horny. Research done by Trojan found that about 70 percent of Americans had done it during a tornado, thunderstorm or hurricane. You know what that means, kids. Along with the candles, bottled water and canned beans, you’d best be adding some [Trojan] condoms to your emergency survival kit because you’ll need to be prepared to entertain yourself while locked in the storm cellar. If only I had someone, besides my television, to keep me company during Hurricane Irene. Oh well, there will be other storms in my future I suppose. [CBS Tampa]
Gloria Allred Will Rep The California Teacher Who Was Fired For Her Porn Past & Rules For Skype Sex
- Stacie Halas, the California teacher who was fired for her porn star past, has lawyered up big time. You can talk to Gloria Allred if you have any questions about her case. [LA Weekly]
- Get to know Ryan Lochte better. And when I say better, I mean, get to know what he looks like shirtless. Don’t worry, you’ll still be able to spot him at the Olympic’s opening ceremony tonight! [Tres Sugar]
- Here is everything you’ll need to reenact Fifty Shades of Grey in your home. If you want to, that is. [Em & Lo]
- Today in bestiality: There’s a sheep rapist on the loose in Sweden. That’s very baaahhhhhd. [Huffington Post]
- A new study confirms that sexting doesn’t make a person a deviant. Phew. Well, I suppose it depends on how depraved your sexts are. “I want to see you naked” is fairly innocuous. But then there’s other stuff… [The Stir] Keep reading »
A Great-Grandmother Lands A 20-Something With Her Boob Job, Plus, Masturbation Devices For Ladies On A Budget
- This 66-year-old woman landed a 28-year-old guy by getting breast implants and posting pictures of them on Facebook. That’s like beyond a cougar. I don’t even know what the word for that is. Good for her? [The Stir]
- Straight dudes weigh in with their feelings about seeing other dudes in the buff. [Em & Lo]
- A marine’s wife may have been murdered in some kind of S&M sex dungeon gone terribly wrong. Yikes. [The Daily Beast]
- Guys share their favorite sex tips. Number 1: Contract your vagina. Hey, there are kegel panties for that! [College Candy] Keep reading »
Dealbreaker: He Wanted Me To Be His Pimp
On occasion, I get mildly – just mildly – depressed. That sort of depressed where you can’t quite pin it on one particular thing, where it’s more a general, ambiguous malaise. On the occasions when I find myself feeling this way, and as a single woman in her 30′s who lives alone and works from home, I try to get out of the house. On one such occasion, I decided to treat myself to brunch. I did so at a restaurant down the block from my apartment, a spot I dined at, on average, two times a week. Whenever I go in there, I arrive with book in hand, sit at the bar, order a glass of wine, followed by a bowl of soup, followed by a cup of hot water. The routine, as a whole, prompted frequent urination, which both A) provided helpful intermissions to my reading, and B) helped me, as a Solo Diner, to look occupied.
The restaurant’s most winning feature is – and has always been – a loin-achingly handsome waiter I shall henceforth call Brian.* If you imagine both John Lennon and Justin Timberlake at their most handsome of stages, shaken, stirred, poured into a tall glass of water, you’d wind up with Brian. I knew, as all patrons knew, that Brian was to be not obtained, merely ogled; that one did well to appreciate him as exquisite décor rather than realistic option. Keep reading »
