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Jennifer Lopez Might Be Involved With Simon Cowell’s Baby Mama Drama! Plus, What Is An “Um-Friend”?

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  • Jennifer Lopez is allegedly playing secret messenger for Simon Cowell and his baby mama, who just so happens to be his best friend’s wife. If this is true, J. Lo must have a lot of free time on her hands because that sounds like a really undesirable gig. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • “Um-friend” is the new term to describe a significant other when you’re not sleeping together. Full explanation here. [Nerve]
  • The dog days of summer calls for 10 years of shirtless male celebs. Indeed it does. [Socialite Life]
  • These guys posed as women seeking men to have sex with while rolling around in a pile of money. Then when the guys showed up, they robbed them. Awful, but kind of genius. [Huffington Post]
  • Craigslist “Missed Connections” are way more fun when told in GIFs. [iVillage]

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Amanda Seyfried Saw Her First Porn At Age 6 — Plus Former Playboy Model Claims To Have 11 Orgasms A Day

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  • Amanda Seyfried thinks she was five or six when she saw her first porn, and in an interview with GQ, she goes on to describe it. That’s very young to process a dude in a cop uniform getting a BJ. [Socialite Life]
  • And this guy thinks the ’90s ruined dating. Maybe he’s right because for years I based everything on the Janet Livermore/Cliff Poncier model from “Singles.”[Nerve]
  • How do you “win” at a sex scandal? Not sure that I ever personally want to know, but here’s a look at what Sydney Leathers, Rachel Uchitel, Monica Lewinsky and Divine Brown did right and wrong. [Nerve]
  • Actress and former Playmate Karen Lorre claims that she can have 11 orgasms a day thanks to “Orgasmic Meditation.” When did orgasming become, like, a competitive thing? [Huffington Post]
  • Men are still threatened by women using vibrators during sex. Can we move past this? [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

NKOTB’s Donny Wahlberg Tweets A Nude Selfie

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  • Donnie Wahlberg of NKOTB tweeted a nude selfie and as far as I can tell, he’s still got the right stuff. [Socialite Life]
  • It’s the first meme proposal via Reddit! Aww, that’s romantic in an internet-y kind of way. [The Mary Sue]
  • Dick pics, explored through a scientific lens — who’s sending them and searching for them. Well, Anthony Weiner for starters. [Nerve]
  • In honor of Shark Week … here are some tampon cases with a sense of humor. Has anyone made a “Sharknado” tampon case yet? I’m sure it will happen soon. Remember: I thought of it first. [TresSugar] Keep reading »

Mario Lopez Naked, Covered In Chocolate–Plus What’s Your Sexual Archetype?

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  • This is what Mario Lopez looks like naked, hand-crafted out of Dove chocolate. I love chocolate and I find Mario attractive, but together, somehow wrong. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Someone got all Carl Jung on sexuality and divided the general population into sex archetypes. Freud is jealous from the great beyond that he didn’t think of this first. [Em & Lo]
  • Smart vibrators are here! Meaning that long-distance Mobile-controlled partner play is now possible. Jetsons sexuality! [Nerve]
  • This man had a year-long dry spell and lived to tell the tale. [Ask Men] Keep reading »

Nude Photos Of Josh Hutcherson?! Plus, Porn Sex Vs. Real Sex

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  • Josh Hutcherson, better known as Peeta Mellark in “The Hunger Games,” is the latest celeb to have his nudies leaked. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Porn sex is different from sex in real life. This helpful video will remind you how (with the use of food). Like, the fact that our civilian vaginas (dried apricots) look different and have less orgasms. [Huffington Post]
  • Juliana Margulies is the one person who’s happy about the Anthony Weiner sext scandal. More fodder for “The Good Wife.” [Celebuzz]
  • “She was in here to buy tomatoes,” said a man caught with a prostitute in his car. [TruTV]
  • Trading sex for, say, some nice, ripe tomatoes may be worth it, but for office supplies or a pack of ciggies? Not so much. [Cracked]
  • A sordid tale of a woman who got masturbated on (without her consent). EWWW! [College Candy]
  • The Clintons are not happy with the comparisons to the Weiners. I mean, sexting didn’t even exist when Bill put a cigar in Monica’s vadge. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »

True Story: My Crazy Craigslist Casual Encounter

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True Story: My Crazy Craigslist Casual Encounter

The results are in — after asking you guys to share with us the thing you’d most like to check off your to-do list, we’ve got a winner! Turns out sex with a near stranger is something that we’re all kinda into — check out this piece on using Craigslist for more than just finding an apartment, and be sure to see “The To Do List” starring Aubrey Plaza, in theaters today!

When I was 23, I moved to Seattle from New York City, for no particular reason except that I felt compelled to. When I got there, I was coming down from a pretty irreverent sex life in the Big Apple. I’d just had my first foursome and I was at what you could call a sexual peak. So basically, I was horny all the time.

I moved into a condominium which was like living on Pluto or some planet where I was the only inhabitant. My new condo had an elevator, a gym downstairs, two bathrooms, and a dishwasher. I’d never lived in a nice place before –  especially one with a dishwasher — and I truly didn’t know what to do with myself. Keep reading »

People Prefer Sex In Ford Fiestas, The Taste Of Strawberry Flavored Condoms

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I consider it my job (well, I guess it is my job) to track the clusterfuck of sex surveys and data inundating the interwebs and bring you the results. (Because I know you are just sitting around WAITING to find out what kind of car people most like to have a quickie in.) According to a survey of 2,018 adults done by car manufacturer BBA Reman (and why they were doing a sex survey, we’ll never know, but they did), 49 percent of Britons have had sex in a car at least once. OK, not shocking. But wait. Here’s the shocking part: Of those 49 percent who’ve done car sex, 27 percent said their preferred model was a Ford Fiesta, closely followed by a Volkswagon Golf. Seriously? Those are some tiny ass cars. It’s hard to imagine fitting one person in the backseat, let alone two. It’d be like fucking in a pistachio shell. If posed with this question myself, I’d have picked something more like a Hummer, just so I could move my legs, not because I support the gas-guzzling beasts.  Keep reading »

How Not To Have Sex In A Stairwell

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Stairwell sex can be an exciting way to spice up your love life. (Who doesn’t like that added thrill of possibly getting caught in the act by your neighbors?) But please, should you decide to give it a whirl, make sure you take all necessary safety precautions, unlike the 46-year-old Russian woman who had to be rescued when her head got caught in a stairwell railing after an amorous romp. Her boyfriend — gem that he was — ran off, leaving her naked and trapped in her apartment stairwell in Lipetsk until a neighbor found her and called the police. (Where is the lube when you need it?) I’m sure the woman was overjoyed when all those strangers saw her in her birthday suit. Poor gal. She bombed her attempted stairwell sex. Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Had A Threesome? Plus, James Deen Gets Down And Dirty With His Favorite Foods

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  • Justin Bieber allegedly took not one, but two girls back to his hotel room. Hopefully there was no spitting involved. [Popbytes]
  • James Deen gets intimate with food in a new web series. Meaning, he eats it. What were you thinking? [iVillage]
  • According to a new poll, most men don’t like to give it up on a first date. Show me these men! [Ask Men]
  • Eva Longoria laughs off rumors that George Clooney tried to bed her. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • There is still time to catch yourself a summer fling. I say, stand outside the library with a butterfly net. [Gurl] Keep reading »

Nebraska Newlyweds Arrested For Consummating Their Marriage At A Playground

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Goat Sex Joke
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Newlyweds have sex at playground

When Miaya Smith and Saint Ramirez Jr. got married in a small ceremony at a Nebraska park, they were excited about it. Like, really excited. Like, really excited in their pants. So they did what any blissful, horny newlywed couple would have done: they ducked behind a tree in full view of their wedding guests, a public pool, and a playground, and started humping. When three teenagers alerted a police officer to the public sexytimes (sidenote: most virtuous teenagers ever), the officer pulled his patrol car up right next to the copulating couple, but even the presence of the po-po couldn’t dampen their amour. “Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed [and she] was moving in an up-and-down motion on Saint,” the officer wrote in his report. He had to order the couple to stop having sex three times to convince Miaya to dismount her new hubby, before finally arresting them and hauling them off to spend their honeymoon in jail. Say it with me now: aw, young love! [Daily Mail]

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