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True Story: In Defense Of Revenge Sex

True Story: In Defense Of Revenge Sex

When my first love and I broke up, I was still new to the world of sex. I was 22 years old when we said our tearful goodbye, knowing full well that what we had at that young age wouldn’t be able to transcend time. I remember thinking I’d not only never love again, but never, ever have sex again either. Sometimes I really miss the equal parts drama and naivety that comes with youth.

As a way to cope with the loss, I set up camp on my couch with endless supplies of veggie burgers and Ben & Jerry’s, and drowned my sorrows in “Beverly Hills, 90210″ reruns. I still contend that Emily Valentine really was one of the highlights of the show, and I have the months of obsessively watching it as scientific evidence.  I also saw a wee bit of myself in her.

After a few years had passed, I started dating men here and there, having superficial flings steeped in alcohol as the common denominator, and by the time I moved to New York City, casual sex was all I was really interested in. It was there for the offering, I knew I enjoyed it, at least most of the time, so why not take advantage of sexual opportunities that life presented me?

Then I fell in love again. Keep reading »

True Story: I Prefer Small Penises

True Story: I Prefer Small Penises
Mr. Too Big
Sometimes penis size is a dealbreaker. Read More »

I wish more men were like Nick Gilronan, winner of last year’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (this year’s contest is this Sunday, aka Father’s Day). He is proud of what he’s got between his legs, so much so that he was willing to stand almost naked, wearing just a mankini, in front of a crowd and strut his stuff. He told an interviewer, “The size of a man’s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship,” and I wholeheartedly agree. See, I prefer guys who are a little less endowed, with good reason. Firstly, the best lovers I’ve ever had have been on the smaller side, which I don’t think is a coincidence. My hunch is that because these men feel self-conscious about their size (all of them told me as much at some point), they go out of their way to make up for it, excelling at oral sex and making good use of their fingers as well as positions like doggy-style. Keep reading »

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 5 Underrated Sex Acts Worth Giving Another Shot

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 5 Underrated Sex Acts Worth Giving Another Shot
Yes, Fingering!
FGSG: Fuck Buddies!
Six rules for successful fuck buddy relationship... Read More »

I’m a pretty open-minded chick and the last few months have involved quite a bit of open-legged-ness as well. This sort of slutty period in my life has been both fun and educational, not to mention reintroduced me to some sex acts that I’d never really given a fair shake before. In no particular order, here are five seriously underrated things to do in the sack that I suggest giving another shot.

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Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He’ll Suck In The Sack

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He'll Suck In The Sack
"Have you met Mr. Whiskey Dick? He's no fun."

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could ascertain whether someone will suck in the sack before, you know, having sex with them? That’s where I come in! Hindsight is 20/20, which means I can look back on some of the bad sex I’ve had and recognize that there were glaring warning signs well before the clothes came off. These are not hard and fast rules, of course, but more often than not, these seven things are glaring red flags that the dude you’re considering humping is going to be a total dud.

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Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Types Of Dirty Talkers

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Types Of Dirty Talkers
Oh God: "Daddy Like! Daddy Like! Mama Like?"

I love dirty talk. I LOVE IT. All of it, even bad dirty talk because bad dirty talk, while awkward in the moment, is funny as hell later. And good dirty talk — whatever you consider that to mean — can make a world of difference when it comes to getting down. Discovering if and how a new partner talks dirty is probably one of my favorite things about hooking up. Sometimes, it’s nothing I haven’t heard before — your standard ‘Ooh baby, you like that?’ — but there have been a number of dirty talking types who have been particularly memorable. In this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I’ll introduce you to just some of the dirty talkin’ types you might encounter during your sexual adventures. Time to talk dirty, you sexy motherfuckers.

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7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I’d Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)

7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I'd Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)
What Men Want In Bed
Do these things and he'll be a happy man. Read More »

I’ve lived in New York City for a little over 10 years. As any of the other writers for The Frisky can tell you (and have written about over and over), dating in this city isn’t as easy as a walk in Central Park. In a city of eight million people where the single women outnumber the single men by roughly 150,000, the stakes are high and the pickings slim. Having been out there floating in that sea for longer than I would have wished on most people, archenemies excluded, naturally I have found myself in sexual predicaments that, tragically, I probably won’t be forgetting anytime soon. Actually, there’s a very good chance I’ll never forget some of these scarring and haunting forays into the ridiculous. And because of this, I think the best way to deal is to share them with someone besides my therapist. Keep reading »

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

A few months ago, I made a 100-point boyfriend checklist, and while some of the desired qualities listed were a little tongue in cheek, I was dead serious about wanting to find a man who would wipe his cum off me with a warm, wet washcloth. See, after years and years of being cleaned up by men clutching wads of cheap toilet paper, worn-out, dry washcloths, or, god forbid, MY OWN SILK SHIRT, the man for me will have the sense to wonder, Hmm, what would be the most pleasant manner of wiping away my splooge from the skin of the gorgeous woman I just made love to? Because any guy who did would not — would not – reach for the dirty sock on their floor. It’s up to you, fellas, what kind of guy you want to be, but for reference’s sake, here is the hierarchy of cum rags, in infographic form, according to me. You are so welcome. 

Really Bad Instagram Trend: #AfterSexSelfies

  • Please, please, don’t ruin the sanctity of Instagram by posting your #AfterSexSelfies. [The Gloss]
  • Forget the Hook-Up Truck, Love Cloud is a new service offering sex flights over Las Vegas. [Huffington Post]
  • That time when a man was promised large sums of money in exchange for a heyna eating his penis. That time. [Mommyish]
  • A new study says women are immune to men’s sexy voices. But, as you might have guessed, the opposite is not true. [Your Tango]
  • This transgender student at a North Caroline college says she was harassed by campus security guards. [Clutch Magazine] Keep reading »

This Casual Sex Ad Generator Will Boggle Your Mind

CL Casual Encounter
One writer's first casual encounter on Craigslist. Read More »
Psychic Breast Exams?
This dude was offering psychic breast exams on Craigslist. Read More »
Casual Sex Tips
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The 10 commandments of casual sex. Read More »
Weird Missed Connection
This May Be The Weirdest Craigslist Missed Connections Ad Ever
This may be the weirdest CL missed connection ever. Read More »

So, you want to get deep on the concept of casual sex? Look no further than Collective Love, a site that searches casual sex classifieds (like Craigslist’s “casual encounters”) in your area and applies a markov chain algorithm to generate text using the ideas and feelings expressed by the ad posters. What does that mean exactly?

According to the website, it’s an attempt to use “the relative anonymity of the internet” to bring forth “humanity’s hidden thoughts” and extract “the semi-conscious impulses from beneath the veil of cultural repression, liberating long lost desires, giving them oxygen and sunlight.”  Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Will Talk About Her Sex Spreadsheet On An Upcoming Episode Of “Ellen”

  • Lindsay Lohan will allegedly talk about her sex spreadsheet on Monday’s episode of “Ellen.” What exactly she will say about it, we don’t know. [Crushable]
  • Some people find this to be the perviest photo to ever have appeared in an American Apparel ad. I say it’s not as bad as the one where the girl’s butthole was showing. [Mommyish]
  • Valerie Dodd, the woman best known for masturbating with a crucifix, is headed to jail for those photos. [Huffington Post]
  • Women fake orgasms for lots of reasons, from wanting to make their partner feel good to wanting to go the fuck to sleep. Some real women share the reasons they faked it. [Your Tango]
  • Fun blog alert for fatigued daters: “How To Lose A Guy In One Tinder.” [College Candy] Keep reading »
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