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7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I’d Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)

7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I'd Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)
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I’ve lived in New York City for a little over 10 years. As any of the other writers for The Frisky can tell you (and have written about over and over), dating in this city isn’t as easy as a walk in Central Park. In a city of eight million people where the single women outnumber the single men by roughly 150,000, the stakes are high and the pickings slim. Having been out there floating in that sea for longer than I would have wished on most people, archenemies excluded, naturally I have found myself in sexual predicaments that, tragically, I probably won’t be forgetting anytime soon. Actually, there’s a very good chance I’ll never forget some of these scarring and haunting forays into the ridiculous. And because of this, I think the best way to deal is to share them with someone besides my therapist. Keep reading »

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

A few months ago, I made a 100-point boyfriend checklist, and while some of the desired qualities listed were a little tongue in cheek, I was dead serious about wanting to find a man who would wipe his cum off me with a warm, wet washcloth. See, after years and years of being cleaned up by men clutching wads of cheap toilet paper, worn-out, dry washcloths, or, god forbid, MY OWN SILK SHIRT, the man for me will have the sense to wonder, Hmm, what would be the most pleasant manner of wiping away my splooge from the skin of the gorgeous woman I just made love to? Because any guy who did would not — would not – reach for the dirty sock on their floor. It’s up to you, fellas, what kind of guy you want to be, but for reference’s sake, here is the hierarchy of cum rags, in infographic form, according to me. You are so welcome. 

Really Bad Instagram Trend: #AfterSexSelfies

  • Please, please, don’t ruin the sanctity of Instagram by posting your #AfterSexSelfies. [The Gloss]
  • Forget the Hook-Up Truck, Love Cloud is a new service offering sex flights over Las Vegas. [Huffington Post]
  • That time when a man was promised large sums of money in exchange for a heyna eating his penis. That time. [Mommyish]
  • A new study says women are immune to men’s sexy voices. But, as you might have guessed, the opposite is not true. [Your Tango]
  • This transgender student at a North Caroline college says she was harassed by campus security guards. [Clutch Magazine] Keep reading »

This Casual Sex Ad Generator Will Boggle Your Mind

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One writer's first casual encounter on Craigslist. Read More »
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This May Be The Weirdest Craigslist Missed Connections Ad Ever
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So, you want to get deep on the concept of casual sex? Look no further than Collective Love, a site that searches casual sex classifieds (like Craigslist’s “casual encounters”) in your area and applies a markov chain algorithm to generate text using the ideas and feelings expressed by the ad posters. What does that mean exactly?

According to the website, it’s an attempt to use “the relative anonymity of the internet” to bring forth “humanity’s hidden thoughts” and extract “the semi-conscious impulses from beneath the veil of cultural repression, liberating long lost desires, giving them oxygen and sunlight.”  Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Will Talk About Her Sex Spreadsheet On An Upcoming Episode Of “Ellen”

  • Lindsay Lohan will allegedly talk about her sex spreadsheet on Monday’s episode of “Ellen.” What exactly she will say about it, we don’t know. [Crushable]
  • Some people find this to be the perviest photo to ever have appeared in an American Apparel ad. I say it’s not as bad as the one where the girl’s butthole was showing. [Mommyish]
  • Valerie Dodd, the woman best known for masturbating with a crucifix, is headed to jail for those photos. [Huffington Post]
  • Women fake orgasms for lots of reasons, from wanting to make their partner feel good to wanting to go the fuck to sleep. Some real women share the reasons they faked it. [Your Tango]
  • Fun blog alert for fatigued daters: “How To Lose A Guy In One Tinder.” [College Candy] Keep reading »

Can You Guess Which Zodiac Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

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Today in totally wonderful yet highly unscientific studies, amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from September 2013 to February 2014, the people likely to make a sex tape for public consumption were those who fell under the zodiac sign of … Sagittarius. The study found that about 13 percent of people who submitted amateur porn to their site were Sagittarians. Geminis were next at 12 percent and Libras submitted about 10 percent of videos. Coming in dead last were Capricorns (my sign!), whose sex tape submission rate was around 4 percent.  Keep reading »

Tired Of Having Sex In Your Car? Rent The Hook-Up Truck

Because having sex in your car is awkward, uncomfortable and illegal if you get caught by authorities, someone went ahead and created “a modern dating solution for safe sexual adventuring.”

Enter the Hook-Up Truck. It’s just like it sounds — a for-rent, box truck complete with temperature control, birth control and camera, if you’re into that sort of thing. (And seat belts that double as restraining devices, I hope?) Designated driver not included. It appears to be more of a park and fuck situation. Keep reading »

Jessica Paré Strips Down For Esquire — Plus, Sexy Easter Outfits That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Church

  • “Mad Men’”s Jessica Paré bares her lovely teeth in the April issue of Esquire. [Page Six]
  • Easter is coming up … which means Cadbury Creme Eggs and bunny-themed lingerie. Definitely not church appropriate. [Mommyish]
  • Eating duck embryos for dinner and other things that have killed men’s boners. [Your Tango]
  • When you get a boyfriend, you get his annoying friends too. [College Candy]
  • Hiring a male escort is really not such a bad idea, especially if you need some Swiffering done in hard-to-reach places. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

18 Places Where It’s Just Too Disgusting To Have Sex

At this point, you’ve probably seen the footage and Instagram pics of the really drunk couple who were caught fucking up against  Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster in a shopping center near the University of Delaware campus. The height of romance! As if the now infamous couple weren’t publicly shamed enough for their poor choice of sex location on St. Patty’s Day, authorities are looking for them because, well, having sex against a dumpster in broad daylight is considered a “lewd act.”

We’re all for having an adventurous sex life and we understand first hand how easy it is to err in judgement while highly intoxicated,  and YET, dumpster sex, no matter how horny or wasted is just wrong.  For future reference, here are some other places too disgusting to do it. Keep reading »

Meet Elizabeth Raine, The 27-Year-Old Med Student Auctioning Off Her Virginity

  • A 27-year-old woman going by the name of “Elizabeth Raine” is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for med school … well, kind of. She says money is her motivation, but she doesn’t need the money. Her auction takes place on April 1, so it might be a big joke. [Huffington Post]
  • This teenager is in trubs for sending a poison card to his rival. How Shakespearian. [Newser]
  • Model Joan Smalls is famous for licking Beyonce’s boob in the “Yoncé” music video. Find out what Bey’s tit tastes like. [College Candy]
  • Here’s what the condoms of the future will be like. [Hello Giggles]
  • Sex norms sure have changed since the 195s, but we still have a long way to go considering that only 56 percent of Americans approve of same-sex marriage. [Em & Lo]
  • On clitoral intuition and being crappy in bed. [xoJane] Keep reading »
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