According to a pamphlet I found in the bathroom of the library downtown, there’s a lot more going on in sex than you may have guessed. For instance, did you know you can do it different ways? And with someone else? It’s quite the circus. Grab some popcorn and a clown!
In my limited sexing, I’ve enjoyed a few of the different fruits the Humptree has to offer, but there’s a lot out there, and some of it seems like it was made up just so someone could say they did it, with little consideration for the practical and, dare I say, sensual benefits of such a maneuver. Let’s take some time to go over some of the sexual repertoire that just doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense, and see if we can’t figure out why. Read more on Cracked…
Last week, we learned the sad news that we may not be burning as many calories as we thought we were during an average sex session. And hey, burning about as many calories as a game of doubles tennis is nothing to sneeze at. But if you really want to turn your sexcapades into a bona fide (boner fide?) workout, you’re gonna have to make like Britney Jean and work, bitch. Getting the maximum burn from your sexercise session takes dedication, excellent hand-eye coordination, and a little creativity, but it can be done. Here are some moves we dreamed up for people who want to hit the bedroom instead the gym, who want to pump their hips instead of pumping iron, who want to ditch the exercise balls for actual balls, who — well, you get the idea. [Photo from Shutterstock]
Everybody cycles through many different sex positions in their lifetime (or even in one night!), but it’s not a coincidence that you find yourself on top nine out of ten times when you’re having sex with your partner. Sure, there are other factors that contribute to your love of doggie style or missionary — penis size, vagina placement, mood. But we think there must be an, ahem, deeper meaning as well, so we’ve analyzed the personality types that go along with eight common sex positions. Click onward to see what your preferred sex position says about you!
So, you’ve worked your way through all 64 of the Kama Sutra’s pleasure postures, even the ones that seem impossible to pull off like the Pair Of Tongs or the Head Spinner. Seriously, how did you do that without hurting yourself? We’re impressed. But now, you’ve reached a sexual crossroads. What do you do to wow your partner in bed this Valentine’s Day once you’ve achieved sexual transcendence? Show that you’re hip and edgy, that you have the finger on the pulse of pop culture, obviously. We can help with that. Behold The Frisky’s sex positions inspired by our favorite TV characters. Maybe you’ve done the Back Breaker without a trip to the hospital but can you live through the The Dark Passenger? Now that’s dangerous bedroom play. But someone’s got to try it. Might as well be you. Click through for the Frisky’s addendum to the Kama Sutra.
The Kama Sutra is the world’s most famous guide to the art of love. But it’s an ancient Hindu text that’s about over 2,000 years old. It’s time someone updated it with the latest advances in bedroom fun that can be had.
Have you and your partner ever done it Gangnam Style? Tried the honey badger? How about the Zuckerberg plunge?
If not, time to school yourself! Read more…