Like everybody in America (or planet Earth, for that matter), upon hearing Beyoncé proclaim that she likes to ride her “surfboard” on “Drunk in Love,” I wondered what she could possibly talking about.
So, like Nancy Drew, I decided to crack this mystery. I took to the internet to figure out if Beyoncé… More »
See what experts have to say about the top 10 best sex positions! More »
If you’re lucky enough to be a guy who managed to score a lady who’s up for a threesome, or if you enjoy adding another player to the bedroom from time to time, your threesome vocabulary may already be developed. But here’s an important fact to know: When it comes to getting the most out… More »
Just about every guy and girl in the world likes sex. Hell, if most of us could just skip the whole work thing and spend all of our time in bed every day, we would.
But with all that need to have sex comes the urge to have a bit of variety. Fortunately,… More »
Not many of us escape the pressure of feeling anxious about our sexual performance, and many men feel insecure about their ability to last or the size of their penises. As in many other areas of life, though, there is a disconnect between what men think women want in the bedroom, and what women are… More »
Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Make his night and drive him crazy with these sex positions that men love. Ultimately, sex is about love and intimacy, so while the positions are part of the fun, the real payoff is the way various maneuvers allow you to connect and explore each other in… More »
I think I just found a new game that I want to bring to every party I will attend for the rest of my life. The Cut has come up with “Sexy Charades,” a game in which real couples are asked to act out a sex position based on its name, and its name only. More »
Growing up in the age of the internet meant that porn no longer involved shady backrooms in the back of a local video rental store with sticky VHS tapes and running into your Biology teacher. We were fortunate enough to have porn at our disposal for entertainment, for our learning, and more importantly? Getting off. More »
You know how Cosmopolitan tries to suggest all kinds of cool, new sex positions for us to try, regardless of whether or not they’re likely to cause injury to normal folks? Well, they sent a duo out on the streets of New York City to attempt these positions, and I’ve determined that unless you have… More »
You might not have noticed, but trees can be seriously sexy. Especially after inclement weather has its way with them. Who can say how this human-like branch person ended up humping a trunk, all we can do is marvel at the power and majesty of Mother Nature, pervert that she is. Click through to see… More »
It’s hard to understand the allure of certain winter Olympic sports. Like curling, for instance. We’d like to have a serious conversation with the person who invented the least eventful ice sport of all time (not including the funny pants they wear, which are sort of great). Ice dancing, on the other hand, is a… More »
Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve]
Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango]
A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her… More »
According to a pamphlet I found in the bathroom of the library downtown, there’s a lot more going on in sex than you may have guessed. For instance, did you know you can do it different ways? And with someone else? It’s quite the circus. Grab some popcorn and a clown!
In my… More »
Everybody cycles through many different sex positions in their lifetime (or even in one night!), but it’s not a coincidence that you find yourself on top nine out of ten times when you’re having sex with your partner. Sure, there are other factors that contribute to your love of doggie style or missionary — penis… More »
A new survey done by a totally biased, “traditional” mattress company found that couples who sleep on memory-foam beds are having the shittiest of shitty sex lives. Some people surveyed described sex on their memory-foam mattresses as “stuck in quicksand,” “uncomfortable,” “difficult” or even “horrible.”
Well, that sounds terribly unsexy, unless you’re into… More »
After an accident left 43-year-old Rafe Biggs a quadriplegic, he found a new way to experience sexual pleasure. About a year after becoming paralyzed, Rafe discovered that he has a “surrogate penis”… on his hand when he was able to have an orgasm by having his girlfriend suck his thumb.
“I felt this… More »
You know you’ve done it right if your sheets are ripped off the bed, if you’re covered in edible chocolate and lube, sweat running down your chest, and the neighbors are pounding on the wall for you to shut up. Messy sex is good. Cleaning up after can be a buzzkill. We want you to… More »