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A Sex-Themed Amusement Park In Brazil Is Set To Open, In Case Your Childhood Needs Ruining

Goodbye, idyllic suburban images, because there’s now a sex theme park opening in Brazil. Anyone who has visited Brazil can tell you that parts of it are already something of a sex theme park, but now at least they’ll be able to charge entry. The park will be named, quite obviously, Erotikaland. Some of my fondest… More »


The SexFit Is Basically A Pedometer That Will Post Your Dude’s Thrusting Stats To Facebook

You guys know me, I’m all for new advancements in sexual technology. Sex toys? I’ve tried ‘em. Cannabis lube? I’ve used up every drop! But a cock ring that monitors a dude’s thrusts per minute and calories burned, and then posts that info to social media? NOPE. First of all, goddammit, can’t we all just… More »


Today In Sex: Bad Occasions To Go Commando!

Eleven things you should never do without underwear. Ooh, ooh, I got one! Go shopping for jeans?! [College Candy]
How to use gratitude to enhance your sex life — and we mean more than just saying “please” and “thank you.” [Your Tango]
I didn’t realize that guys hated any sex moves, but apparently there… More »


Week In Sex: Grandma Finds A Kinky Way To Get Drivers To Slow Down

We can think of a few uses for a sex doll, but this grandma sure came up with a new one… [Huffington Post]
Apparently. shit goes down during the Olympic games — especially when the athletes are done competing in their events and spend the rest of the time partying … with each… More »


Loud Moaners Are Usually Big Fakers

Ohhh. Mmmm. Baaaaaaby!” are the noises we often associate with women getting it on. But do these noises actually come, heh, as a result of pleasure or expectation? After all, various forms of media usually depict our reaction to sex as loud and dramatic. Well, the verdict is in. Scientists at the University of Leeds… More »


This Week In Sex: 12 Striptease Tips & Scratching An Ankle Itch Is As Pleasurable As Sex

Twelve things you need to know before you do that striptease for your man. No pole required. [iVillage]
Speaking of stripteases, this woman did one in oncoming traffic and then slapped onlookers. [Huffington Post]
No more excuses not to have an orgasm, ladies. There’s new news about the clitoris. [The Stir]
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This Week In Sex: Kandi Burruss’ Sex Toy Line Is Here & An App That Let’s You Tell The World You Just Got Laid

We’ve been waiting for “RHOA” star Kandi Burruss’ sex toy line since the “sugar in the vajayjay” episode. Behold Bedroom Kandi. [LA Weekly]
The most WTF sex studies of 2011, like the one that discovered that women don’t like to pick their noses in front of men they’re sleeping with. Speak for yourselves,… More »


This Week In Sex: Lindsay Lohan’s Leaked Playboy Pics & How To Have Sex In A Hot Tub

Oopsie. First the cover and now all of Lilo’s nakey Playboy pics found their way onto the interwebs one week too soon. She looks heavily airbrushed to me. But all in all, not too bad. (Link is NSFW.) [LA Weekly]
We wish “America’s Best Girlfriend” was a real reality show. [Cracked]
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This Week In Sex: Los Angeles Porn Stars May Be Legally Required To Wear Condoms And How To Have A “Blended Orgasm”

Los Angeles porn stars may soon be required by law to wear condoms. It’s on the ballot, people. [LA Weekly]
Hey, yo! It’s the top ten things dudes find super, sensual sexy about us ladies. [Shine]
Third grade girls really shouldn’t wear lingerie to their class Christmas party. Their teacher should have… More »


Sext Books At The Ready: World’s First Sex School Opens

The world’s first international sex school has opened which claims to teach its students how to be better lovers. But far from being a cheap thrill, one term at the “hands on” International Sex School in Vienna will cost pupils £1,400.

Swedish-born “headmistress” Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enroll… More »


This Week In Sex: MySluttyTeacher.Com Is Not A Hit With The California School District

California high school teacher Heidi Kaselin (pictured above) was busted for running several porn sites, one of which is called MySluttyTeacher.com. Yeah, probably not the best way to supplement your teaching salary. [LA Weekly]
To ride, or not to ride the crimson wave. One woman weighs in on period sex. [College Candy]
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Having Sex With A Cabage Patch Kid May Get You Accused Of Child Pornography

Canada man Richard Osbourne was accused of making and possessing child pornography after videos of him performing explicit sex acts with a Cabbage Patch doll were discovered in his home. The Kid had been, uh, modified so penetration in the body and mouth were possible. While prosecutors admitted that doing it with a doll is… More »


France’s STD PSAs Are Way Better Than Ours

 

See, this proves everything is better in France! American ads about STD prevention are, like, “Have unprotected sex and your penis will turn black and fall off.” France is at least kind enough to show us sexy Frenchies in their panties skipping through a field.

Watch out, mes amies. Those… More »


There’s Another Energy Drink Named After The Vadge

It’s a competitive market out there: Sum Poosie is not the only energy drink named after your vagine. P*ssy, a “100 percent natural” energy drink out of the UK, is another ode to nature’s sweet nectar of womanhood. Just what does P*ssy taste like? “A blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed… More »


The 9 Craziest Sex Headlines Of 2010

In 2009, there were a lot of random and hilarious sex accidents. But pfft, that was nuthin’! As it turns out, in 2010, people didn’t get less freaky deaky. In fact, the headlines got even more out of control. So, if you thought you had a whack year, keep reading … … More »


Who Is “The Sperm Hunter”?

In England, a 25-year-old woman has been dubbed “The Sperm Hunter.”

What sex acts did she undertake to score this nickname?

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Woman Sues Boss After Kinky Sex Party

In Eugene, Or., a hotel owner held a decidedly raunchy party in which she told employee attendees to play a game that involved her husband’s penis.

To find out what that sexy game was, and what else happened at the perverted party, read the rest … … More »


The Top 8 Most Amazing Vaginas

Vaginas! So strange. So mysterious. So essential a component of the female anatomy. Sure, you may have a vagina. Or maybe you’re just curious about vaginas. Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two vaginas are alike. Of course, some vaginas are more exceptional than others. Check out the top 10 most unique vaginas in our vagina-tastic slide show. More »