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10 Dream Sexventions For Women

We’ve had lots of boyfriends who we’ve had to remind to wash their hands before they put them anywhere near our vaginas. Don’t they know that dirty paws cause yeast and bacterial infections, or, on the off chance that he’s been chopping jalepenos, a fucking wildfire down there? These are the kinds of thing that people with penises don’t seem to understand. They think we’re molly coddling our coochies, being precious about our privates, but vadges really are temperamental.

Because of germs and jalepenos and general man hand dirtiness, we humbly request that the Invention Gods create a biometric hand sanitizer so boys could scan their hands and be germ/jalepeno/whatever-free within seconds. How much more fun would that make sex? A lot more, we think.

Click onward for some more sexventions that we think would revolutionize our sex lives.

The Strangest Sex Inventions From The Patent Office

Sure, the U.S. Patent Office was where Thomas Edison unveiled his light bulb, Eli Whitney introduced the cotton gin and Robert Fulton brought the steamboat to public consciousness.

It’s also where Kathleen R Stigar-Brown let the world know about her clitoral clip.

For every important invention registered with the Patent Office, there are, it seems, two perverted contraptions examined and inspected by government officials. Read more Keep reading »

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