Posts tagged "sex injuries"

Watch A Teenage Girl Try To Explain A Blowjob Gone Wrong To Her Dad On TLC’s “Sex Sent Me To The ER”

My new favorite TLC show, “Sex Sent Me To The ER,” features awful reenactments of the most cringeworthy sex accidents. It’s almost as good as “Investigation Discovery.” I said ALMOST. This week’s episode features teenage couple Katie and Brent, who ran into trouble when they were rounding third base. It’s the same old story … with…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2014

We Can Blame Fifty Shades Of Grey For The Rise In Handcuff-Related Injuries

Further fodder for my irrational dislike of Fifty Shades of Grey: since its release, London firefighters suspect the erotic series is to blame for the increase in handcuff-related emergencies. Since 2010, the London Fire Brigade have come to the aid of 79 people trapped in handcuffs and one man with his penis stuck in the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 29, 2013

MMA Fighter Ray Elbe Is The New Spokesman For Broken Penises

After the news broke that MMA Fighter Ray Elbe’s penis broke (I missed that news seeing as how I’d never heard of Ray before), he felt called to make a video about the incident. He says he wanted to come forward to talk about his traumatic penile fracture so that people could understand the “significance…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 18, 2012

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

8 Sex Injuries To Watch Out For (And Enjoy)

Something no one tells you about sex? A good romp in the sack can be dangerous. No, I’m not talking about potentially deadly sexually transmitted diseases and infections, like HIV. (Although those are dangerous too, obviously.) I’m talking about the rug burn, pulled hair, and the overzealous nipple bite (ow!) that every woman needs to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 28, 2011

You’re Not The Only One With A Cricked Neck And Broken Tea Cup

These are the top 10 injuries, “danger spots,” and “broken items” incurred from having sex according to the UK’s Daily Mail. Ohhh, that explains the tea cups. This is a British “study.” Heh. [The Gloss]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 10, 2010

Too Much Sex Is Bad For Wrists

A new, controversial report claims the increase in carpal tunnel syndrome cases in Britain is the result of too much sex. Repetitive movements and extending full body weight to the wrists during lovemaking seems to be related to the most common wrist ailment in the U.K., which affects one person in 20. The symptoms include…

By: Annika Harris / January 25, 2010