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Meet “Just-In Beaver,” The Justin Bieber Sex Toy

240 Sex Dolls
These creepy people own 240 sex dolls just for company. Read More »
Sex Dolls Sell Coffee
Cumberland Farms hired some sex dolls to shill their coffee drinks. Read More »
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Whether you’re a sugar daddy or a 14-year-old girl, you are probably pretty excited that Justin Bieber exists. But since chances are slim you’ll ever get to run your paws through his silky hair, you’ll have to be content with “Just-In Beaver,” the Justin Bieber sex doll. He’s got two “love holes” and an “inflatable cock.” Here’s hoping he’s washable, too. Just-In Beaver is on sale for the bargain price of $25.56, so get him while he lasts. (Seeing as he just turned 18, I don’t suspect he lasts very long.)

Sex Dolls For Cumberland Farms Coffee

It looks like Cumberland Farms convenience stores hired some new models for their farmhouse blend coffee campaign. I think it’s going to be a hit. [Buzzfeed]

Awkward Coffee Ad
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Couple Has 240 Sex Dolls — Just For Company!

My Strange Addictions
Maybe our addictions aren't so strange after all... Read More »

Thank you, “My Crazy Obsession,” for never failing to amaze me. Their latest episode featured a British couple, Bob and Lizzie, who own the world’s largest collection of sex dolls. Spending $150k on 240 (!!!) life-sized sex dolls would seem crazy enough to land the couple on the show, but just when you think it couldn’t get any stranger, they admitted during an interview that the sex dolls aren’t used for sex, only for “company.” Keep reading »

Jason Segel And John Krasinski Karaoke, Dance With Blow-Up Doll

I’m not so into the idea of bachelorette parties. But if I were ever to have one, I would want Jason Segel and John Krasinski to crash it, like they did for a random woman in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Here they are, sloppily karaoking “With a Little Help From My Friends” at the bachelorette’s request. Apparently, they also indulged the crowd with a rendition of “Brown Eyed Girl” while dancing with a blow-up sex doll. Who knew these two was so into the ‘yoke? [The Daily What, TMZ] Keep reading »

The 9 Craziest Sex Headlines Of 2010

In 2009, there were a lot of random and hilarious sex accidents. But pfft, that was nuthin’! As it turns out, in 2010, people didn’t get less freaky deaky. In fact, the headlines got even more out of control. So, if you thought you had a whack year, keep reading … Keep reading »

The Obama Sex Doll Has Arrived

Reports have surfaced of a sighting in China of a Barack Obama sex doll, and only one question remains: How can I buy one? Inflatable Obama was spotted hanging out with a bunch of lady sex dolls at the 8th annual Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou. The First Sex Doll was seen wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and an American flag badge. He also looked like he was having a very good time. So far, there’s been no comment from the White House or Michelle. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

Guy In Michigan Has His Sex Doll “Reincarnated”

I’ll have to file this story under “I Thought I Had Heard Everything, but I Hadn’t Heard This One.” Dave Cat, 37, hasn’t dated a real woman in a decade. Who’s the Michigan telemarketer been boning? His $6,500 RealDoll sex doll, Sidore. Tragically, after years of pressing synthetic skin to human skin, Sidore started to fall apart. So what did Dave, who calls himself a “doll husband,” do? Take her out with the garbage? No. He had her “reincarnated.” He returned Sidore to her original makers and had them make an exact duplicate of her. Now, the two are back to canoodling on the sofa and having sex on a regular basis. (Want to know how they do it? With lube and electric blanket.) If you want to find out more about these two crazy lovebirds, read the rest of their story at Asylum. Keep reading »

Your Inflatable Sex Doll Halloween Costume Has Arrived

We’re happy to see that one of our all-time favorite style, fashion, and design trend hunter bloggers is back, Trend de la Creme. After a hiatus, Ms. de la Creme is back with her usual wow-worthy mix of freakish fads and unique style posts. A few of our recent favorites include her frightening Halloween costume roundup that features this amazing sex doll costume, some hairy horsey stripper shoes, and an Afro-sporting nose hair trimmer for your man. [Trend de la Creme] Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Suing Makers Of Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll

You may recall we broke news to you that a company called Pipedream Products had created a Lady Gaga sex doll called Lady Gag Gag. (“She loves it when you poke her-face!” the box cover reads.) Now, apparently the Gaga herself has taken legal action against the company, reports the Sun. Gaga’s people say the inflatable homage is copyright infringement, and the love doll has since been removed from the market. Our hearts go out to all the sad, lonely men who were hoping to get their hands on a plastic sex doll that looks like Lady Gaga. We are here for you in your time of need. [ONTD] Keep reading »

In “Doppelganger,” Porn Star Joanna Angel Has Sex With … Herself

Well, this is truly disturbing. In her latest movie, porn star-turned-director and alt-porn pioneer Joanna Angel has sex with her own inflatable sex doll. I mean, the one that is her. The movie is “Doppelganger,” which is German for lookalike, basically, or evil twin. I think this line pretty much sums up the plot, per the press release: “You won’t believe your eyes when the queen of alt-porn’s inflatable twin comes alive just to wreak havoc with her friends and career.” I hate it when my inflatable twin comes alive to wreak havoc on my life! Angel says working with her blow-up twin was a nightmare. Okayyyy. So, I am going to skip this one.

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