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The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys For Men

The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys For Men
Who could forget our roundup of the Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys? Lord knows we couldn’t. We’re still having nightmares about being chased through a hedge maze by a giant vibrator. But because we are troopers, we won’t let a little sex toy terror stop us! That’s why we’ve ventured into truly uncharted sex toy territory by finding the top 10 scariest sex toys made for men. Trust us, you will never forget them.

The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys

Somewhere along the way, sex toys got really weird. It used to be that sex toys were adorable. Now, they’re just plain scary. Take, for example, this sex doll with a reloadable hymen. We are boggled. Today, we bring you some of the weirdest sex toys on the market. Of course, we may have tried a few of them, too …

Like A Virgin: Sex Doll With Reloadable Hymen

Japan has revolutionized robots, animation, and video games. But get a load of their latest entertainment product: a virgin sex doll, complete with a pop-able hymen! Oozing red lotion refills included, so every time you make sweet love stick it in, she’ll get fake blood all over your sheets. Sexy! The name of the product is so dirty, I can’t type it, but I can tell you the price, $95 on Jlist.com. And her back door is open for business too, bonus! But for the record, if you’re a virgin and you have sex with a doll, you’re still a virgin. One more photo, after the jump… Keep reading »

Sex Dolls That Are Carbon Copies Of Porn Stars

Continuing the theme of insanely realistic sex dolls for creepy dudes who’d rather do it with an inanimate object than put effort into finding a real woman, RealDoll—one of the leading sex doll makers out there—has teamed up with Wicked Pictures, the porno company, to bring the world Wicked RealDolls. Yep, these dolls look exactly like the stars of Wicked flicks. The first two to be immortalized in plastic and wiggery—Jessica Drake (left) and Alectra Blue (right). “I had seen RealDoll products at a number of conventions over the years,” said Wicked’s Brad Armstrong. “I went down to their showroom and I was amazed by the quality and vision they brought to the table. I thought there must be a way for Wicked and RealDoll to work together. We’re incredibly excited to bring the Wicked Girls to life in doll form and let their fans enjoy them at home.” Uh, ew. [XBiz.com] Keep reading »

Recession Blues Hit The Sex Doll Business

By now, you’ve probably heard of RealDolls. They’re those lifelike, anatomically correct silicone sex dolls that costs thousands of dollars. They’ve appeared in movies (“Lars and the Real Girl”), on TV (Howard Stern, natch), and in books (Still Lovers). These days, though, it seems the love doll industry is taking a hit. In these tough economic times, not every guy who longs for a synthetic lover with a fully articulated internal armature has the means to buy one. Sniff. The man who dreamed of spending $6,499 on a life partner with a choice of vagina attachments may be S.O.L. Thankfully, the folks at RealDoll.com are offering some unique deals. “Order a RealDoll, RealDoll2 or Male RealDoll2 and get a FREE FACE!!” the website advertises. “Order a Female Flat Back Torso get the Head Kit FREE!” You know, this 21st century depression might not be such a bad thing if it means free faces and head kits for lonely guys looking for women with removable visages. Keep reading »

Celebrity Sex Dolls Make Us Barfy

They say one of the signs that you’ve “made it” as a celebrity is when you have your own action figure — but what about your own sex doll? Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Lindsay Lohan’s likenesses are among those that have been replicated as blow-up “love” dolls. Of course, since none of these women have authorized these products, the dolls only use their first names. The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll bears the slogan, “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red … who never says no and is always up for a good time.” If your idea of a good time is being a complete loser and humping an inanimate object that you can pop with a thumbtack, that is. [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

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