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Sex Toys Of The Future, According To The Adult Entertainment Expo (NSFW)

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You probably won’t get a rise out of these toys.

There are plenty of exhibitors at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, but these are the weirdest new additions we could find this year.

The sex industry likes to think its on the cutting edge of extracurriculars, but these “new” products just made us giggle. Would you try them? Learn more on Huffington Post…

Meet Missy, The First Sex Doll In Space

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SexToy.com, an online distributor of adult products, made history when they decided to launch the first ever sex doll into space because? God, I really don’t know. But the important thing is that “Mission 69″ was successfully completed and captured on video for the world to see. So, how did Missy hold up?  Keep reading »

RIP Society: Someone Bids $100K To Deflower A Sex Doll

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Valentina, Brazil’s first life-like sex doll, is being called the world’s finest Real Doll with her “green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that inspires envy in all women.”

God, I feel solo jealous right now of this SEX DOLL that I can barely finish writing this. Deep breath.

In conjunction with Valentina’s debut at Sao Paulo’s International Exhibition of Inflatable Dolls, online sex shop Sexônico is taking a cue from women like Catarina Migliorini and is auctioning Valentina’s virginity. The highest bidder will not only get to deflower Valentina, but will also win a prize package that includes a night with her in the Presidential Suite at the Swing Motel in Sao Paulo, a candlelight dinner with French champagne, and an aromatic bath with rose petals. Keep reading »

Week In Sex: Grandma Finds A Kinky Way To Get Drivers To Slow Down

  • We can think of a few uses for a sex doll, but this grandma sure came up with a new one… [Huffington Post]
  • Apparently. shit goes down during the Olympic games — especially when the athletes are done competing in their events and spend the rest of the time partying … with each other. [The Daily Beast]
  • Got a sexual fetish? There’s a dating site for any odd proclivity. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Love The One You’re With: Celebrity Sex Dolls

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Ah, to be famous. All that caviar. The damned paparazzi! You spend your days wandering around in a mansion, wondering what the true meaning of life is. If only we, the plebes, could be so lucky. Of course, celebrity does have a dark side! It’s not all cupcakes, rainbows, and baths in hundred dollar bills! Sometimes, unfortunate photographs of you sunbathing naked in Barbados wind up on the internet. Perhaps you really didn’t want to have people videotaping that late-night trip you took to the drugstore for tampons. And then, for a not so lucky few, you just might find out that, gasp, you’ve been turned into a celebrity sex doll.

Like Miley Cyrus, for example. The “Hannah Montana” star, who turned 18 last November, has been immortalized in the form of a “Finally Miley” sex doll (although we’ve seen another version of the doll’s packaging that says “Finally Mylie”), complete with “three achy love holes.” So. Wrong. Even more disturbing? This love doll sold out in less than 48 hours. What a world we live in. [NY Daily News]

Mon dieu! What’s a celeb to do? Hope it’s a decent replica, for chrissake. Check out some other infamous celebrity sex dolls.

Guy Gets Dumped, Replaces Girlfriend With Replicant Sex Doll

A man whose girlfriend broke up with him decided he wouldn’t take the matter lying down. To soothe his broken heart, he ordered a sex doll that looked like her as a replacement. So says Diego Bortolin, who runs an adult shop called Tentazioni, or “Temptations,” in Trevino, Italy, where he makes sex dolls. The 50-year-old client sent Bortolin photos of his ex and these instructions: “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs.” (Spencer Pratt, is that you?) For his ex’s synthetic twin, the man paid £15,000, or around $23,000. “Some people say it is kinky,” Bortolin said, “but she is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see.” Except, she can’t talk, eat, or walk. Or, you know, live. [Gizmodo] Keep reading »

The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys For Men

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Who could forget our roundup of the Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys? Lord knows we couldn’t. We’re still having nightmares about being chased through a hedge maze by a giant vibrator. But because we are troopers, we won’t let a little sex toy terror stop us! That’s why we’ve ventured into truly uncharted sex toy territory by finding the top 10 scariest sex toys made for men. Trust us, you will never forget them.

The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys

Somewhere along the way, sex toys got really weird. It used to be that sex toys were adorable. Now, they’re just plain scary. Take, for example, this sex doll with a reloadable hymen. We are boggled. Today, we bring you some of the weirdest sex toys on the market. Of course, we may have tried a few of them, too …

Like A Virgin: Sex Doll With Reloadable Hymen

Japan has revolutionized robots, animation, and video games. But get a load of their latest entertainment product: a virgin sex doll, complete with a pop-able hymen! Oozing red lotion refills included, so every time you make sweet love stick it in, she’ll get fake blood all over your sheets. Sexy! The name of the product is so dirty, I can’t type it, but I can tell you the price, $95 on Jlist.com. And her back door is open for business too, bonus! But for the record, if you’re a virgin and you have sex with a doll, you’re still a virgin. One more photo, after the jump… Keep reading »

Sex Dolls That Are Carbon Copies Of Porn Stars

Continuing the theme of insanely realistic sex dolls for creepy dudes who’d rather do it with an inanimate object than put effort into finding a real woman, RealDoll—one of the leading sex doll makers out there—has teamed up with Wicked Pictures, the porno company, to bring the world Wicked RealDolls. Yep, these dolls look exactly like the stars of Wicked flicks. The first two to be immortalized in plastic and wiggery—Jessica Drake (left) and Alectra Blue (right). “I had seen RealDoll products at a number of conventions over the years,” said Wicked’s Brad Armstrong. “I went down to their showroom and I was amazed by the quality and vision they brought to the table. I thought there must be a way for Wicked and RealDoll to work together. We’re incredibly excited to bring the Wicked Girls to life in doll form and let their fans enjoy them at home.” Uh, ew. [XBiz.com] Keep reading »

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