Posts tagged "sex accidents"

Watch A Teenage Girl Try To Explain A Blowjob Gone Wrong To Her Dad On TLC’s “Sex Sent Me To The ER”

My new favorite TLC show, "Sex Sent Me To The ER," features awful reenactments of the most cringeworthy sex accidents. It's almost as good as "Investigation Discovery." I said ALMOST. This week's episode features teenage couple Katie and Brent, who ran into trouble when they were rounding third base. It's the same old story … with…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2014

Enterprising Weirdo Shoves Fork Into His Peehole, Ends Up In Hospital

We've all done something stupid in the name of sex, usually involving one too many tequila sunrises and men with neck tattoos. But one Australian man puts us all to shame: he shoved a fork up his peehole. Yes, he shoved a piece of cutlery into his urethra. The 70-year-old Canberra man's escapade was cataloged i…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2013

WTF?!: The Ten Craziest Sex Stories Of 2009, So Far

It’s only May, but let’s just say, spring has officially sprung! From every corner of the globe, people have been getting freaky in the freakiest ways. Thanks to our equally pervy friends at Fark, we’ve rounded up the 10 strangest close encounters of the sex kind from 2009 so far. From a raccoon who ca…

By: Simcha / May 14, 2009

Eight Hilariously Stupid Sex Stories

Sex is gross and weird enough without some total moron winding up in the emergency room. But if there's one good thing that comes out of all this -- it's not babies, luckily -- it's hilariously awesome stories that make urban legends seem redundant. Here are the eight funniest sex tales of whoa, that don't…

By: Simcha / February 26, 2009