Call me a bad feminist, but I have no desire to see what my cervix looks like. I will take Amelia and her gynecologist’s word for it that my womanhood is a beautiful, flowering rose. So, too, am I uninterested in the Skavkom Gaga Intimate Camera, an endoscopic vibrator that films the inside of your vagina so you can watch it on your computer via a USB port. As put by this NSFW gay porn site, “The innovative design of endoscope allows you to inspect women’s bodies as if you were a gynecologist. The hidden searchlight enables you to explore the most secret place of a woman’s body.”
I’m not entirely sure that this isn’t completely fake, because 1) WHY? and 2) the English in this video was translated by drunk and high Balki Bartokomous. This is a “sex toy” for sick fucks who get off on pretending to be gynecologists and use phrases like “the most secret place of a woman’s body” to describe the vag. Ick ick ick. NOPE. [Huffington Post]
Fact: We get by with a little help from our friends, but we get off with a little help from sex toys. We’re here to help you out with that last part… Keep reading »
I never thought I’d see a funny public service announcement for gun control, but today was the day, my friends. “Playthings” warns adults of the dangers that come with leaving certain things out in the open—and in this case, it’s dildos. As two embarrassed moms look on while their sons sword fight with their sex toys, they suddenly learn the value of locks. And the same goes for guns, you guys! Get it? Anyway, watch the video for yourselves and learn a little something while you laugh.
Welp, here we are! It is the year 2014 and dudes can officially fuck their handheld devices. Fleshlight, the makers of tubular vagina sex toys for men, has debuted LaunchPAD, a Fleshlight attachment for your iPad or tablet that allows you to thrust your dick into the very device you’re watching porn on. Isn’t technology amazing? Aren’t humans incredible? The things we will do to get off, man. I love it. (Seriously, I do. I think this is super cool.) Sorta SFW ad after the jump! [The Daily Dot] Keep reading »
After reading The Frisky’s rave review of the LELO ORA Oral Sex Simulator, tons of you have been dying to get your hands on one (understandably so). Lucky for you, we’ve decided to give one away to a lucky fan! All you have to do is fill out the entry form after the jump for your chance to win, and you could be quivering with pleasure in no time. You have through July first to get in on the fun, and even though you can only enter once, your name will be added to the drawing again every time you refer a friend who also enters. Good luck! (And feel free to check out some other awesome LELO products in the mean time.) Keep reading »
Humans love sex, and humans love toys. Sex toys are a thing. We tend to think they’re alright, too.
But here’s the thing about sex toys: All the really cool (and really frightening) gear tends to cost you a big ol’ pile of cash. Have you ever wondered what an inquiring mind could achieve with just a few bucks in his pocket? Hey, here’s an idea: Why don’t we see what manner of crotch-fondling apparatus is prepared to jump into our slightly sticky shopping cart if we shop around with the absolute maximum budget of, say, $10 per product? Read more on Cracked…