With our busy lifestyles, multitasking is a necessity. Like say, for instance, if you want to try to squeeze in both daily exercise (or in the case of NYC’s new Citibike program, your morning commute) and a masturbation session, so you can save the 15 minutes you might spend clicking mindlessly through your Instagram feed. Well, the Happy Ride, a bicycle seat cover with a discreet, high-powered vibrator tucked inside, makes it possible. The sex toy disguised as bicycle gear goes for about $40 and comes with an attached remote control so you can adjust the vibration speed to your liking. Keep reading »
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The only thing better than a sex toy race is a good finish — especially for a good cause! We first met the Stronic pulsating sex toy in Las Vegas, where four battery-powered dildos pulsated on a 10-foot race course at a whopping 1.5 mph. This time, in New York, two different types of Fun Factory stimulators raced, complete with a scantily clad announcer and high stakes. Read more on Huffington Post…
Meet (from left to right) Geena the intimate massager, Woody the deep stimulator and Clitt the double action stimulator. They look like something fun for your baby to teeth on, but in fact, they are adult toy company Kokoro’s new line of vibrators. The Buxxxer collection is now available for purchase. That is, if the thought of a sex toy that stares back at you doesn’t freak you the fuck out. I think I’ll pass. Vibrators aren’t meant to be adorable. Or dance to Daft Punk. [Laughing Squid]
A mother in Sandy, Oregon, who was hiding a horde of sexy goodies for a friend’s bachelorette party in the trunk of her car so her kids wouldn’t see them, is regretting her decision. Chelsey Coutts is the latest person to fall victim to a series of car break-ins in her apartment complex. Instead of making off with a stereo or some fancy rims, this kinky thief lifted $500 worth of sex toys, including “dolls, blow-up items and all kinds of goodies.” Keep reading »
A survey done in the UK found that only 35 percent of people wash their sex toys after every use. More than half of the participants said they washed their toys “regularly” and 12 percent, clearly not germophobes, admitted to never cleaning them. OK. That’s just gross. The company that ran this survey found the results “quite worrying given the risk of bacterial infection.” Apparently, we should be washing our toys after every use. Keep reading »
It hit 90 degrees in many parts of the country this week. And that made us super horny and extremely lethargic at the same time. Sex is way less fun when you start sweating after 20 seconds. It just is. Your options are: crank the air conditioner and continue your same, stale bump ‘n’ grind or try some fresh sex games. We’re not Cosmo, so we’re not taking ourselves too seriously. We’re fully aware that covering your body with neon paint and dancing to club music while your partner uses the remote controlled We-Vibe on you, masturbating with your sprinkler system or using an Otter Pop as a dildo is ridiculous, but it also may be fun. How adventurous are you feeling? Check out our original summer sex games…
A dubious “study” by a British sex toy web site has found that the more elite the British university, the more money students at the school spend on sex toys. Students at Cambridge, the top university in Britain, spend the most on sex toys, followed by Oxford and then Manchester, according to the web site Lovehoney. Keep reading »