We’re relieved that beer-flavored vagi-wipes don’t actually exist. Beergina is not something we aspire to. However, there are other real sexy products on the market that leave us, uh, guffawing. Click through to see some of the most ridiculous sex aids money can buy.
“By the time I finished the movie I’d been sent maybe 15 vibrators by different people in London with vibrator stores. It was a pleasant surprise. So I have this incredible collection, and I actually use like one or two of them. I lend them to my friends, and they’ll take them for six months at a time.”
— Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is starring in the movie “Hysteria,” about the invention of the vibrator, is very generous. But I find it a bit strange that her friends borrow her vibrators and then presumably give them back. Like checking books out at the library. Huh. [Contact Music] Keep reading »
All of a sudden, Kandi Koated Nights has a brand new meaning. Apparently, Kandi Burruss of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” has branched out from her online talk show and has started making her own sex toy line. We won’t know much about the products in the line until the launch party, which is happening sometime in the near future, but I am crossing my fingers for lots of glitter and animal print. Whatever the toys may be, I have to give Kandi props for thinking outside the box. Thank goodness she didn’t do the expected—like bottle a perfume, or create her own clothes line, like so many castmates before her. [Huffington Post, The YBF] Keep reading »
Do the dog days of summer have you and your S.O. staying in nights and hovering around the air conditioner? Sticking your head in the fridge for gratification? Feeling too listless and lethargic to get it on? If so, we’ve got the giveaway for you! Athena’s Home Novelties, an adult toy shop committed to the sexual empowerment of women, wants to help you reignite your inner summer sex goddess. One lucky reader will score an “Erotic Summer Survival Kit”—stocked with naughty bed time stories and other fun balms, lotions, and potions to help you cool down, relax, and get you in the mood for some summer lovin’.
WIN THIS! Tell us in the comments about your steamiest summer sex story—the most erotically inspiring tale will walk away with the “Erotic Summer Survival Kit.” Enter by 11:59 p.m. on Thursday, August 4, 2011. We’ll pick our favorite response and announce the winner Friday, August 5. You must live in the U.S. or Canada to win. (Read the official rules here.) Good luck!
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It’s amazing what a man will do when he is both horny and bored. I firmly believe all of man’s great contributions to civilization were a direct result of boredom and sexual frustration. Alexander the Great conquered the ancient world because he was bored and horny. Galileo turned his telescope to the stars because he was bored and horny. The entire Internet, the greatest communication device ever invented, was basically created by legions of bored and horny men. So that’s my excuse. The reason I almost, almost, purchased a male sex toy online is because I was bored and horny. Keep reading »