Tag Archives: sex toys

10 Perfume Bottles That Look Like Sex Toys

Winona Dimeo-EdigerMay 21, 2012 //

The other day, I clicked on a perfume ad and left the room for a second. When I came back I thought for sure my computer had been redirected to a sex toy site, because wow, the majority of women’s fragrances these days seem to be packaged in a vibrator or hollowed-out dildo. To prove my point, I’ve rounded up 10 of the most egregious offenders–no comment necessary. Click through to see for yourself…

Luxury Sex Toys

Don't you wish you had a 14k gold vibrator? Read More »

Scary Sex Toys

We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »

Etsy Sex Toys

Handmade sex toys are available on Etsy. 15 Photos »

If The GOP Candidates Were Sex Toys, This Is What They’d Look Like

Ami AngelowiczMay 17, 2012 //

Romney Vs. Rosen

Was Hilary Rosen wrong in her comments about Ann Romney? Read More »

Bachmann meets corndog

The corndog bite seen round the world. Read More »

Newt's Infidelity

Newt Gingrich cheated on his wife, then asked for an "open marriage." Read More »

Santorum Nail Polish

Nail polish is the only way I'm letting santorum get on my hands. Read More »

In his new project “Grand Old Party,” NYU graduate student Matthew Epler found a sexier way to visualize the Republican presidential candidates. Using Gallup’s website for data, he determined the width of each toy by approval rating while the height was determined by the length of each campaign. But these aren’t just imaginings. Epler took it a step further and made replicas of the toys out of black silicone. They are available for purchase on his website, provided that you would want to masturbate with them … even ironically. You can see his full line of Republican dildos here including Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry, who come in butt plugs. Um. Awesome. [The Daily Beast]

Girl Talk: My Grandma’s Vibrator Gives Me Hope

Sara BarronMay 16, 2012 //

Masturbation Myths

Stupid misconceptions men have about the way women masturbate. Read More »

Grandma Dealbreaker

He brought his grandma on our date. Read More »

What Kind Of Vibe?

Find out which vibrator is right for you with this flowchart! Read More »

A decade ago, my grandmother, then 82, broke her hip. Her recovery involved a month in the hospital while she learned to walk comfortably again, a month that drove my mother, my grandmother’s sole caretaker, to the brink of insanity.

“I can’t go on,” she’d moan. “Calgon, take me away.”

Such was her constant refrain, and this was owing to the fact my grandmother’s behavior while infirm was impossible. Every half-hour my mother fielded a phone call from the hospital: “Bring me my robe! Different hand soap! Scotch tape!” she’d demand.

She’d be angry with a nurse or the limited food selection in the cafeteria, and the constant catering to such needs without nary a please or thank you? It was too much for one woman, my mother, to bear. Keep reading »

Textercuff: The Perfect Sex Toy For Text Addicts

Ami AngelowiczApril 27, 2012 //

Kinky Sex Tips

Some kinky sex tips for beginners. 8 Photos »

Scary Sex Toys

We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »

For The Sex Toy Novice

Don't know where to start? Allow us to help! 9 Photos »

For some, the pleasure of returning text messages is one that should be denied. The Textercuff, part handcuff, part thumb gag, is the perfect sex toy for restraining your technology addict from the instant gratification he desires. Deny him the touch of his iPhone, shame him for being too plugged in, make him beg to tap the keys, punish him until he knows who’s the boss of his text messages. Then release his thumb from bondage and let him have at it. I’m dubbing this Kinkology. [Gizmodo]

14 Handmade Sex Toys You Can Get On Etsy (NSFW)

The FriskyApril 27, 2012 //

Buppets! (NSFW)

Boob puppets are here. 10 Photos »

Sex Doll Dates

Having trouble finding a real man to date? 10 Photos »

Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitted tits, penises and more! 20 Photos »

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Sometimes, you open your sex toy drawer and think, I really wish my sex toys weren’t so generic. If only they were more … original, more handmade, more artsy, more a reflection of my individual, sexual expression. Well, Etsy has you covered. Click through to see some crafty adult toys for your one-of-a-kind sex life.

6 Antique Vibrators That Will Frighten Your Vagina

Ami AngelowiczApril 13, 2012 //

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Utensil Or Sex Toy?

See if you can tell which is a sex toy and which is a kitchen utensil! 34 Photos »

Scary Sex Toys

We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »

Vibrators as we know them haven’t always existed. Back in the day, women used some crazy (and scary looking) contraptions on their nether regions. Vibrators were originally introduced in the 19th century as a medical tool to treat female hysteria. Doctors would give the women “pelvic massages” until they had orgasms. But they found this course of treatment to be too laborious (oh, poor them), hence the invention of the vibrator. San Francisco’s new Antique Vibrator Museum will feature a special exhibit of antiquated sex devices. Like this “Blood Circulator,” which was popular in the late 1800′s. Operated by a hand crank, the device allegedly cured more than hysteria. It was used to treat pain, deafness, anemia, heart disease, polio, and menstrual cramps. Well, doesn’t that thing look fun … and vaguely like a meat grinder. Click through to see some more of the museums’s craziest collectibles, sure to frighten the crap out of your vagina. [Huffington Post]

9 Male Sex Dolls Worth Dating

Ami AngelowiczApril 11, 2012 //

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Do Not Date These Guys

12 guys you shouldn't date in 2011. Read More »

Online Dating Lies

Here's some of the whoppers people use in their profile. Read More »

I’ve promised my friends that if I ever got to the point when I was single, approaching mid-30′s and out of options that I would try online dating (again). I’ve arrived there, but I’m skittish. Last time I forayed into virtual dating world, I ended up on a date with a guy who was “under federal investigation.” That was enough to put me off for a long time. Lately, a single friend has been doing the online thing and trying to convince me to do the same. On her most recent date, the guy was waiting for her when she emerged from the bathroom … right outside the door. When she declined a make out session, he said he “just really needed to go.” OK. This does nothing to encourage me. The pickings appear to be very SLIM. This leads me to my discovery: There exists an untapped market of available men who are sure to be more fun (and safer) to spend the evening with than a criminal or a bathroom stalker. Who are they, you ask? Where are they? I’ve scoped them out for you, for us. Click through to see the most eligible sex dolls out there.

The Real March Madness (The Final Four): Lady-Hating Arizona Vs. The Creepy Pregnant Fleshlight

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 4, 2012 //

March Madness!

Battle of the crazies! Read More »

Scary Sex Toys

We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »

AZ On Abortion

The prenatal nondiscrimination act would let men/parents to stop abortions. Read More »

It’s come down to this. The Final Four. (There’s still time to vote for either Rush Limbaugh or the Pee Drinker, by the way!) And what an interesting matchup this one is: a state that is intent on making sure getting and remaining pregnant are the sole options for sexually active women versus a sex toy for men that mimics the, uh, feeling of having sex with a pregnant woman’s vagina. So, you tell us — which is crazier? Vote now!

Babeland’s Bipartisan Bunny Vibrator: Come Together Right Now Over Me!

Jessica WakemanMarch 29, 2012 //

Scary Sex Toys

We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »

Utensil Or Sex Toy?

See if you can tell which is a sex toy and which is a kitchen utensil! 34 Photos »

Luxury Sex Toys

Don't you wish you had a 14k gold vibrator? Read More »

Vibrator Flowchart

How to find the right vibrator for your needs. Read More »

Babeland bipartisan bunny vibrator photo

Abortion. Marriage equality. Health care reform. There are oh-so-many things that Democrats and Republicans do not agree on. But one thing we can all agree on is that every lady needs a little battery-operated something-something. That’s where Toys In Babeland’s newest toy, the Bipartisan Bunny vibrator, comes in. Priced at $114 and available next week, the Bipartisan Bunny comes in two modes, Red and Blue, which are pre-programmed with different saucy sayings. The Red mode says: “I’ll make you scream louder than a Fox News talk show host,” “A little lower please, and I mean lower than a billionaire’s tax rate,” “Drill, baby, drill,” and “Oh yeah, baby, just like a filibuster.” The Blue mode says: “We can do this together, yes, we can,” “A little more to the left, oh yeah, there, that’s it,” “Orgasms for all,” and “Occupy me.” Let’s forget for a moment that talking vibrators should not become a thing and give thanks to the folks at Babeland for their, uh, bipartisan support. [Toys In Babeland]

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Pregnancy Fleshlight

Ami AngelowiczMarch 29, 2012 //

March Madness!

Battle of the crazies! Read More »

Lindsay Poses For Terry

Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson photo

Lindsay bares her butt for a photo by Terry Richardson. Read More »

Freaky Fleshlights

These fleshlights freak us out. 9 Photos »

Your votes have been tallied. The results are in! In Round One of our Real March Madness, Lindsay Lohan and her Terry Richardson-lovin’ self clobbered Paz De La Huerta (of the Elvis ghost orgasm), while the pregnant woman fleshlight out WTF’d those manties made of beef jerky. Now Lilo and the Knocked Up male masturbator will go at it in Round Two. My God, that sounds wrong. How to compare them? Well, they are both missing a brain. The preggo fleshlight, well, because it doesn’t have a head. And Lilo, because she fried hers. Even though she claims to be sober, we’re not so sure. Who/what is crazier? You tell us! Vote!

Who/What Is The Craziest: Hot Mess Lindsay Lohan Or The Pregnant Fleshlight?