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Christmas Tree Butt Plug In Paris Deflated By Vandals

See that thing above? Is it A) art, B) a Christmas tree, C) an enormous butt plug or D) all of the above? The answer is D! American Artist Paul McCarthy erected, heh, the sculpture, called “Tree,” in Paris last week, noting that he got the idea for it after noticing that a butt plug sort of looks like a Christmas tree. Okay then. Sadly, this m-ASS-terful work was not appreciated by all, and a rogue group of individuals who clearly hate anal sex decided to take matters into their own hands, The police told the BBC, “An unidentified group of people cut the cables which were holding the artwork, which caused it to collapse.” See the butt plug, I mean “Tree,” in its sad deflated form, after the jump. [BBC] Keep reading »

Train Your Body To Have Longer, Stronger Orgasms With LELO’s Luna Smart Bead

Train Your Body To Have Longer, Stronger Orgasms With LELO's Luna Smart Bead
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Stop settling for weak ass orgasms, ladies. Women everywhere aren’t getting the most out of their sack (and solo) sessions, and now there’s a new product that can help increase the strength and length of orgasm: consider it a personal trainer for your vagina, but without the misery. YES, PLEASE. Keep reading »

Danish Restaurant Hot Buns Selling Sex Toys With Burgers

Danish Restaurant Hot Buns Selling Sex Toys With Burgers

A burger joint in Copenhagen, Denmark, isn’t chicken about arousing controversy: It’s now selling sex toys along with hamburgers. Starting Thursday, Hot Buns is adding dildos, vibrators, whips and other sex-oriented products to the menu.

It’s a natural fit, considering the restaurant puts as much emphasis on the tank top and hot pants worn by its all-female staff as it does on the burgers. Read more on Huffington Post Weird News…

Fleshlight Wants You To Remember A Very NSFW 9/11

I was going to stay away from the brands-tweeting-smarmy-sentiments-about-9/11 stories today. But then the people behind Fleshlight, the world’s premier manufacturer of fake vaginas for dudes to have sex with, had to go and make 9/11 about them.

Making fun of brands is a tired genre. Brands gonna brand. Brands will always find a way to make current events, even disasters, about them. Sometimes it’s irreverent and funny; other times it’s pitiful and tasteless. Sometimes it’s even worse. (Remember SpaghettiOs’ tasteless Pearl Harbor tweet?) Keep reading »

Win This! LELO IDA Couples’ Massager, Personal Moisturizer & Cleaning Spray (A $233 Value!)

Win This! Lelo Ida Personal Massager

Summer is over, which means you no longer need to have sex directly in front of the air conditioner. Hooray! To send you into the new season (and because we love you so much), we’re giving away a LELO Ida Couples’ Massager to one lucky reader. All you have to do is fill out the entry form after the jump for your chance to win, and an IDA could be yours. To sweeten the deal, we’re also giving our winner a bottle of personal moisturizer (lube, yay!) and toy cleaning spray, because slippery and sanitary is how we like it . In the mean time, feel free to check out some other awesome LELO products, like the ORA Oral Sex Simulator & more. You have until the end of the day on September 15th to enter.

Click here to see Official Rules and Regulations. Good luck!  Keep reading »

Sex Toy Test Drive: Lelo’s Remote-Controlled Rotating Couple’s Massager

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I’m grateful — no, thrilled — to live in the golden era of vibrators. We have vibrators for clitoral stimulation, we have vibrators for your G-spot, we have vibrators you can fit inside your purse, we have vibrators you can use in the shower — just about anything you want a vibrator to do (except do your taxes), you can. It’s really one of the better parts of being a woman in 2014. That and indoor plumbing.

But just because a vibrator can do something doesn’t mean it should. That was my takeaway from Lelo’s new toy the Ida, the world’s first rotating and vibrating couple’s massager. Keep reading »

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