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Fleshlight Wants You To Remember A Very NSFW 9/11

I was going to stay away from the brands-tweeting-smarmy-sentiments-about-9/11 stories today. But then the people behind Fleshlight, the world’s premier manufacturer of fake vaginas for dudes to have sex with, had to go and make 9/11 about them.

Making fun of brands is a tired genre. Brands gonna brand. Brands will always find a way to make current events, even disasters, about them. Sometimes it’s irreverent and funny; other times it’s pitiful and tasteless. Sometimes it’s even worse. (Remember SpaghettiOs’ tasteless Pearl Harbor tweet?) Keep reading »

Win This! LELO IDA Couples’ Massager, Personal Moisturizer & Cleaning Spray (A $233 Value!)

Win This! Lelo Ida Personal Massager

Summer is over, which means you no longer need to have sex directly in front of the air conditioner. Hooray! To send you into the new season (and because we love you so much), we’re giving away a LELO Ida Couples’ Massager to one lucky reader. All you have to do is fill out the entry form after the jump for your chance to win, and an IDA could be yours. To sweeten the deal, we’re also giving our winner a bottle of personal moisturizer (lube, yay!) and toy cleaning spray, because slippery and sanitary is how we like it . In the mean time, feel free to check out some other awesome LELO products, like the ORA Oral Sex Simulator & more. You have until the end of the day on September 15th to enter.

Click here to see Official Rules and Regulations. Good luck!  Keep reading »

Sex Toy Test Drive: Lelo’s Remote-Controlled Rotating Couple’s Massager

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I’m grateful — no, thrilled — to live in the golden era of vibrators. We have vibrators for clitoral stimulation, we have vibrators for your G-spot, we have vibrators you can fit inside your purse, we have vibrators you can use in the shower — just about anything you want a vibrator to do (except do your taxes), you can. It’s really one of the better parts of being a woman in 2014. That and indoor plumbing.

But just because a vibrator can do something doesn’t mean it should. That was my takeaway from Lelo’s new toy the Ida, the world’s first rotating and vibrating couple’s massager. Keep reading »

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)
They Feel So Good -- Everywhere!
FGSG: Sex Toys Part 1!
Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)
Get to know the G-Vibe, the Sqweel and the OhMiBod vibrators. Read More »

Oh yeah, there’s more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive OhMiBod, but I was only just getting started. In part two of this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I’ll give you the straight dope on five more vibrators I’ve roadtested, including one that I think every woman should invest in — the Hitachi Magic Wand. But which vibrator is my go-to? Watch to find out! (Want more FGSG episodes? Subscribe to our YouTube channel!) Keep reading »

British Man Died Because He Was Too Embarrassed To Get A Dildo Removed From His Butt

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Public Service Announcement: if you accidentally lodge a sex toy in one of your orifices, GO TO THE DOCTOR. A 50-year-old London man died this past December from septic shock after he waited five long days to remove a dildo he’d lodged into his rectum.  Nigel Willis was too embarrassed to go see a doctor, though he was “dizzy, weak and unable to move,” according to ITV News, A friend finally forced him to see someone, but by that point, the dildo had pierced his bowels, leading to the septic shock. How horrible! I wish Nigel knew that a lot of people worry about losing stuff up there — tampons, condoms, even sex toys —  and doctors have seen everrrrrything. Literally, everything. So, please don’t leave things sitting up there (wherever “up there” might be, I don’t judge!). Avoiding five minutes of embarrassment is not worth your life. Plus, you’ll have a really great story for your next round of “Two Truths And A Lie.” [New York Daily NewsITV News] [Image of a doctor via Shutterstock]

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)
Looks Strange, Feels Awesome!

One of the perks of working at The Frisky for the last six-plus years is that a lot of people, specifically a lot of strangers working at sex toy companies (and cannabis lube manufacturers!), have made it their mission to up my masturbation game. I’ve been sent tons of vibrators over the years and have happily given them all a whirl, so to speak. So what better way to show you the wide array of pleasure-giving devices on the market then to open up my very own box of toys. Check out part one of this very intimate episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, and look for part two next week! BTW, this might be my favorite episode I’ve ever done. I just wanted to say that.

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