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17 WTF Valentine’s Day-Themed Sex Toys

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 10, 2012 //
WTF Valentine's Day-Themed Sex Toys
WTF Valentine's Day-Themed Sex Toys
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WTF Valentine's Day-Themed Sex Toys
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V-Day Survival Guide
For all your Valentine's Day needs. Read More »

Sure, it’s the holiday of “love,” but Valentine’s Day-themed sex toys are just too much. We’re not trying to discourage anyone from getting it on this V-Day, but I think even Cupid wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a Valentine’s Day c**k sock. God bless the Tuggie in all of its many incarnations (I’m looking forward to the Easter Tuggie … I hope it’s a bunny), but it is completely unnecessary for a night of steamy lovemaking. Click through to see some more totally unnecessary V-Day sex toys. Regular ones do the trick just fine. [Sensually Yours] Keep reading »

Fleshlight Will Make Masturbating To Your iPad Even Easier/Messier

Jessica WakemanJanuary 31, 2012 //
Scary Sex Toys
We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »
Utensil Or Sex Toy?
Quiz: Sex Toy Or Kitchen Utensil?
See if you can tell which is a sex toy and which is a kitchen utensil! 34 Photos »
Sex Toys For Him
John DeVore considers buying a sex toy. Read More »
Fleshlight iPad photo

As mostly heterosexual ladies, we’ve had to fear/admire Fleshlight from afar. The silicone vagina slightly horrified us, especially the ones modeled after adult film actresses. Then again, if we’re here wishing upon a star that vibrators rain from the sky, why shouldn’t men enjoy sex toys, too? It’s only fair. Now the tech blogs Geekosystem and Gizmodo report Fleshlight is developing an iPad attachment to make masturbating to porn on your tablet even easier: it attaches onto the iPad like a regular iPad case, but there’s a fake p**sy attached to the end. Messy is the first word that comes to my mind. Little birds tell me that Fleshlight needs lube to achieve that authentically vaginal feel. I don’t know about dudes, but I keep lube bottled up around my $500 toy. [Gizmodo via Geekosystem] 

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RealTouch Wants To Donate Sex Toys To Military Families

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 16, 2012 //
Freaky Fleshlights
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
These fleshlights freak us out. 9 Photos »
Sex Toys For Him
John DeVore considers buying a sex toy. Read More »
Scary Sex Toys
We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »

One sex toy company wants to service the men and women who serve our country. Adult toy company RealTouch is looking to donate thousands of male masturbator systems to military families. Their award-winning electronic vagina can be hooked up to a computer and synched with the action of one’s favorite porno. But instead of creating a virtual porn, the owners of RealTouch have developed new software that allows the masturbator to synch up with an electronic dildo via the internet. So basically, deployed partners can have e-sex with their S.O.s back home in real time. Sounds rather confusing logistically, but a great idea. RealTouch is still waiting to get the military’s approval. Something tells me that’s going to be difficult. [Digg]

Finding God In A Vibrator

Jessica WakemanDecember 30, 2011 //
Mind Of Man: Sex Toys
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John DeVore bought a sex toy ... almost. Read More »
Utensil Or Sex Toy?
Quiz: Sex Toy Or Kitchen Utensil?
See if you can tell which is a sex toy and which is a kitchen utensil! 34 Photos »
Scary Sex Toys
We're pretty liberal, but some of these sex toys are intimidating. 10 Photos »
WTF XMas Sex Toys
XMas Tuggie
Christmas-themed sex toys! 18 Photos »
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I once spent a 4th of July weekend with about 15 hardcore evangelical Christians. (Ex-Mr. Jessica’s sister was a born-again.) Explaining to some of the women what kind of website I write for proved to be awkward. But when I told one woman that The Frisky was similar to Cosmopolitan magazine, she exclaimed, “Oh, I read that!”

“Really?” I asked. “Isn’t it a little … uh … raunchy?”

She laughed. “Oh, I just flip past all the shirtless guys and stuff about sex.”

Then what part of the magazine do you actually read? I thought to myself.

That conversation popped into my head again when I saw this article on The Daily Beast about religious websites selling sex toys and the horrifying — not being hyperbolic here — opening story about a Christian woman who was married for 25 years before she finally bought a vibrator and had her first orgasm. Praise be! Keep reading »

9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)

The FriskyDecember 29, 2011 //
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)
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More Crazy Sex Practices
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Here are even more crazy sex practices we were unaware of. 10 Photos »
Ridic Sex Products
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You won't be needing these ridiculous sex products. 14 Photos »

When I started writing for The Frisky, I had no idea what a Fleshlight even was, which makes sense because I don’t have a penis. I thought they were flashlights used to light the way during oral sex. Oh, the things you learn! Imagine my surprise when I discovered that a Fleshlight is actually an orifice (mouth, vulva, or anus) resembling a flashlight, which is used for male masturbatory purposes. This makes me all the more skeeved out by these My Little Pony branded flashlights, which appear to be the Internet’s idea of a joke. Kids toys and sex toys do not a tasteful mashup make. The poor ponies. They just want to have their hair combed and eat grass out in the backyard. At least, that’s what mine liked to do. How they have been denigrated by the sex toy industry. Click through to see more fleshlights that creep the crap out of us. [Buzzfeed]

WTF Stuffed Animal Of The Day

Ami AngelowiczDecember 22, 2011 //
Utensil Or Sex Toy?
Quiz: Sex Toy Or Kitchen Utensil?
See if you can tell which is a sex toy and which is a kitchen utensil! 34 Photos »
WTF XMas Sex Toys
XMas Tuggie
Christmas-themed sex toys! 18 Photos »
The New Mistletoe
A new app replaces mistletoe with cameltoe. Read More »

I found a picture of this, um, sex toy. It appears to be a stuffed animal fleshlight with dentures in its ass. But I’m not really sure. Can someone please tell me what this is and how it works? I would be ever so grateful. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

This Week In Sex: Kandi Burruss’ Sex Toy Line Is Here & An App That Let’s You Tell The World You Just Got Laid

Ami AngelowiczDecember 16, 2011 //
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He's the male stripper who can blow himself! Watch »
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
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Week In Sex
Sexy headlines you shouldn't miss. Read More »
  • We’ve been waiting for “RHOA” star Kandi Burruss’ sex toy line since the “sugar in the vajayjay” episode. Behold Bedroom Kandi. [LA Weekly]
  • The most WTF sex studies of 2011, like the one that discovered that women don’t like to pick their noses in front of men they’re sleeping with. Speak for yourselves, ladies. [Your Tango]
  • Why crash dieting is bad for your metabolism … and your sex life. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Holiday Gift Guide: The Sex Toy Enthusiast (NSFW)

Jessica WakemanDecember 16, 2011 //
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WTF XMas Sex Toys
XMas Tuggie
Christmas-themed sex toys! 18 Photos »
Holiday Gift Guide
Everything you'll ever need for your holiday shopping. Read More »

Every holiday season, every publication imaginable puts together gift guides filled with shopping ideas for the festively confused. It has always surprised me that more gift guides for husbands and wives and boyfriends and girlfriends, don’t suggest sexy goodies. Lots of sex toys are inexpensive (under $40, with lots of them under $30) and unlike a hand lotion or yet another scented candle, they can last for years. I would not recommend that a sex toy be your only gift to a partner this year, as gifts like this can be seen more as “for us” rather than “for you.” But if you’re looking for a stocking stuffer or an extra something-something to go with another gift, I say go sexy!

And it should go without saying this slideshow is NSFW, although none of the images are explicit. Enjoy!

18 WTF Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

Ami AngelowiczDecember 2, 2011 //
XMas Tuggie
Reindeer Musical G-String
Kinky Christmas Vibrator Kit
I Rub My Duckie
Sweet Sensations Peppermint Candy Crop
Santa Vibe
Naughty Secret Santa Tingle Gele
Candy Cane G-String
Motion Lotion 12 Nights Of Christmas Pillow Packs
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Holiday Gift Guide
Everything you'll ever need for your holiday shopping. Read More »

It wouldn’t be Christmas without a bunch of holiday-themed sex toys to get you in the spirit. Well, actually it would. But some people will use any excuse they can to customize sex products. Christmas is no exception. We couldn’t resist rounding up a bunch of the naughtiest stuff out there for you to put under your S.O.’s tree. Or maybe in your S.O.’s tree. Or on it in the case of this XMas Tuggie. Yes, it’s a Snuggie for his c**k! So he can keep his hands free and his nuts toasty while watching “A Christmas Story.” Brilliant! Keep on clicking to see more WTF sex toys for the holidays.

Go Hog Wild In The Sack With Bacon Lube

Ami AngelowiczNovember 16, 2011 //
Toy Or Utensil?
Is that a sex toy or a kitchen utensil? Take our quiz! 34 Photos »
Weird Lip Balm
The world's weirdest lip balm flavors. 10 Photos »
Ridic Sex Products
weird sex toys
You won't be needing these ridiculous sex products. 14 Photos »

Everything is better with bacon, even your sex life. Now you can get all greased up like a wild carnival hog while porking with BaconLube. Yes, it’s what it sounds like. Originally invented as an April Fool’s joke, bacon trailblazers J & D foods (of Baconnaise and BaconSalt fame) decided to make bacon-flavored lube a reality. Why? Because apparently, people out there in the world are really turned on by pork. Oh, hogwash. That’s just gross. [Huffington Post]

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