You got that, celebs who are thinking about making a sex tape that may accidentally on purpose get leaked on the interwebs? Chelsea Handler thinks you should try to look like you’re having a good time and not like you’re about to take a shadoobs when you’re having sex on film. Good advice if I ever heard it. [NYMag.com]
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Chelsea Handler Gives Celebrity Porn Advice
Jennifer Lopez’s Ex-Husband Claims Home Videos Show Her “Deviant Behavior”
Jennifer Lopez has the life now—a great family and a rumored $12 million deal to be a judge next season on “American Idol“—but I still feel bad that in 1997 she married jerkface chef Ojani Noa. For years, they’ve done legal battle over 21 hours of video footage Noa shot of Jenny from the Block while they were husband and wife for 11 months. The footage allegedly contains a scene in which Noa spanks Jennifer. And now he’s revealing some more of what is on the tapes. Keep reading »
Quotable: Jenny McCarthy Wishes She Had A Sex Tape
“No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.”
–Jenny McCarthy, who’s been chatting up a storm this week, says, at 37, she’s “more horny than I was in my 20s,” and when it comes to penis size, “Average is awesome.” TMI much, Jenny? [Radar] Keep reading »
Quotable: The Real Reason Heidi Montag Does Not Want Her Sex Tape Released
“I’m mortified at the thought that people could be looking at me naked before I had the surgery.”
– Heidi Montag is making it kind of hard for us to feel sorry for her when this is her primary concern about soon-to-be ex-husband Spencer Pratt selling and releasing her sex tape. Forehead-meet-palm. (Also, much like Taylor Momsen, we’ll stop talking about these two once they stop being so hilariously stupid.) [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Quotable: Jenna Jameson Thinks Celebs Lie About Their Sex Tapes
“Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized. I know one girl who sold her tape herself … I know one of the girls that acts so prim and proper and sold her tape to get famous. The others I just speculate. I own up to my porn, I don’t cry and say my boyfriend stole it.”
– Jenna Jameson, herself an adult film star, tweeted that she is sick of celebs with sex tapes whining about being violated because she believes they release those videos themselves. [Huffington Post]
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A Heidi And Spencer Sex Tape? Save Us All!
Ick. Ick. Ick. Ick. Ick. No, I cannot stop. Because supposedly, Spencer is trying to sell a sex tape featuring him and Heidi. “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag,” a Vivid exec tells TMZ. “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.” Apparently, Spencer told a friend that the video makes “Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.” Shall we takes guess on whether you think Heidi 2.0 or 3.0 will be appearing in the tape? Could she even have sex after all that surgery? [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
The Trouble With Sex Tapes
Paris Hilton. John Edwards. Rielle Hunter. Tila Tequila. Chelsea Handler. Erin Andrews. Ashley Greene. Kid Rock. Scott Stapp. Kendra Wilkinson. Ke$ha. Snooki. JWoww. Cassie. Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean. Ex-Miss USA Tara Connor. If you go searching on the internet, you can see any of these people naked, half-naked, covered in semen (allegedly!), or engaging in sex acts, or you can read about the sex acts they’ve performed in great detail. I’ve written about several of these “scandals” myself — oftentimes downright gleefully. Sometimes it’s just fun, as a writer, to get to say a celeb is covered in “masculine essence” or “ambrosia of man.” Other times there’s a delicious schadenfreude when some moralizing twit like Carrie Prejean falls off her high horse.
But I also know I’m guilty of taking it for granted that sex tapes and nude pics are so common that we just assume it’s our God-given right to see them.
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An Eva Mendes Sex Tape? Don’t Toy With Us, Gossip Mill!
An Eva Mendes sex tape? Please let it be true! Mendes’ new flick, “The Other Guys,” is in theaters soon, so the sex tape rumors could just be a PR stunt. (Yeah, we are that jaded.) But in a world where most celebrity sex tapes are of people we would pay money not to see naked (cough John Edwards cough), a video showcasing Miss Mendes’ many charms would be an absolute delight. The tape will allegedly be released tomorrow, so fingers crossed! You know, assuming it’s consensual and all that jazz. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Quotable: Danielle Staub Says Her Sex Tape Is Better Than Kendra Wilkinson’s
“You know, that’s a good question, because I haven’t seen hers. Um, I haven’t seen mine either. But I do know I was in it. So, if it is going to do anything, I would hope mine would do better.”
– Danielle Staub of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” explains why her sex tape is better than Kendra Wilkinson‘s [TMZ] Keep reading »
Danielle Staub Of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Has A Sex Tape
File this news item under Things You Really Don’t Want to See. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub has a sex tape. TMZ reports someone (Danielle, perhaps?) sold a 75-minute adult video starring Staub engaged in the act of copulation to Hustler Inc. The tape isn’t even new; it’s practically fresh. It was purportedly shot last fall after Staub had already begun appearing on the Bravo show. Staub is 47, the tape will be released June 14, and I’ll probably watch the trailer for it when it hits the internets because I’m masochistic like that. [TMZ] Keep reading »
