- A sex tape of NFL player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson with two women has surfaced online. Ochocinco said on Twitter the sex tape is three or four years old and “old news over here in my circle.” [Celebrity Cafe]
- Bethenney Frankel confirmed that she and husband Jason Hoppy have separated. Sad. [People]
- Jessica Simpson has confirmed her second pregnancy with an adorable picture of her daughter Maxwell announcing she’s going to become a “big sis.” Jess sure loves some theater, doesn’t she? [Twitter]
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Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson Sex Tape Surfaces Online
8 Revolting Celeb Sex Tapes & The Ones We Wish We’d Seen Instead
We did you a favor and watched the Hulk Hogan sex tape so you don’t have to. It is indeed as cringeworthy as it sounds. We’re all contemplating gouging our eyes out. Here are worst things about it: first, that Hulk Hogan is naked. But also, that the alleged woman in the tape is Heather Clem (the ex-wife of his best friend Bubba the Love Sponge who appears to be in the house while all this is happening WHAT?), that Brooke Hogan’s song is the ring tone on his phone and that it rings while he’s in the middle of bizness, that he tells a story about his son’s girlfriend propositioning him for sex, that he keeps referring to himself as a pig because he just ate so much and last but not least, he says “you’re awesome” as he walks out the door. That’s all you really need to know. Never again shall we speak of it.
Final thoughts on the sex tape: why couldn’t it have been Ryan Lochte instead? We would have rather watched him having one of his one-night-stands, screaming out “Jeah!” during orgasm. It hardly ever works that way though, does it?
Click onward for more of the most disturbing sex tapes to ever burn our retinas and the ones we wish we’d seen instead. [DListed]
Kanye West’s Got TWO Sex Tapes, Actually
- A second sex tape of Kanye West has been leaked, supposedly stolen from his personal computer. His first sex tape — where he’s seen banging an 18-year-old Kim Kardashian lookalike — is circulating, too. TMZ called both tapes “impressively long,” with one clocking in at 20 minutes and the other running 40 minutes long. Damn, Kim is a lucky girl! [NYmag.com, Starpulse]
- Taylor Swift has been cast as Joni Mitchell in a screen adaptation of “Girls Like Us” about female musicians in the ’70s. Jessica Paré from “Mad Men” is one of the names circulating to play Carly Simon. I’m already obsessed with this movie! [NME]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar gave birth last week to her second child with Freddie Prinze Jr.. Mazel tov! [Celebrity Cafe]
- Check out these revealing behind-the-scenes photos from “Mad Men.” [Flavorwire] Keep reading »
Morning Quickies: Did Rihanna Film A Sex Tape With J. Cole?
- Hustler is claiming it has a sex tape of Rihanna and the rapper J. Cole. The magazine won’t disclose any details of what’s on the tape and Rihanna’s camp denies it even exists. Guess it will be a while before we find out the deets! [Celebitchy]
- A sad day of note: it is the 10 year anniversary of Aaliyah’s death. You can catch a BET special about the songstress called “Aaliyah: One In a Million” tonight at 8 p.m. EST. [Bossip]
- “The Talk”‘s Sara Gilbert has split from her longtime partner, Allison Adler. The couple is sharing custody of their two kids. [After Ellen]
Quickies: Joe Francis Disses Reese Witherspoon & The National Sex Survey Results
- Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
- Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she said was “obviously not” the case. Look. I like Emma Roberts. But please. [Celebitchy]
- John Edwards mugshot outtakes, starring Jerry O’Connell. [Funny Or Die]
- Eight badass ladies in history who deserve their own action movie. [The Mary Sue]
A LeAnn Rimes Sex Tape?
Oh cruel world, say it ain’t so. Rumor has it that LeAnn Rimes made a sex tape. No, I’m not talking about those grainy security cam videos that showed her smooching Eddie Cibrian when they were both supposedly happily married to other people. LeAnn allegedly made a sex tape with her ex-husband, Dean Sheremet. According to Star Magazine, the tape was found in a moving truck—which, what? But when Dean was asked about it, he said that it was in the realm of possibility that a tape had been unearthed. “Things like this happen!” he said. “We were married for eight years. We did a lot of s**t!”
LeAnn, naturally, is in heavy denial mode. Keep reading »
An Usher Sex Tape?
And you thought his appearance at the Grammy Awards was “OMG.” According to TMZ, we’re about to see a whole lot more of Usher Raymond IV—a sex tape is allegedly being shopped around that stars him and ex wife, Tameka Foster. Which means the video must be kinda old, as the two split back in 2009. So where did this tape come from? Apparently, the star’s SUV was robbed back in December and more than $1 million worth of stuff was taken, including two laptops. Sources say the video was on one of them. So, is this a tape you want to see or do you hope that it stays private? Justin Bieber, please take note from your mentor’s mistakes—once clothes are off, no recording, okay? [PopEater] Keep reading »
A Nicki Minaj Sex Tape May Be Released Soon
It’s been a little while since a new celebrity sex tape has made the rounds on the interwebs. But now one supposedly starring Nicki Minaj is on the verge of being released. The tape supposedly shows Nicki, pre-fame, topless and in some compromising positions. Allegedly, this is the second sex tape featuring Miss Minaj. MediaTakeout.com has posted a still of the video, which is grainy but possibly real. Supposedly, the tape is currently being shopped around for $100, 000 and if it’s released, I know Regis Philbin will be running to his computer to download it immediately. Gross. [PopEater]
The Horror! Kelsey And Camille Grammer Have A Sex Tape
Dear Universe,
We’ve never really understood what celebrity sex tapes are all about, but for the love of Ryan Gosling, why would “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Camille Grammer and the guy from “Frasier” ever, ever make one? “Star” magazine–which, OK, isn’t always a reliable source–is reporting that Camille is bringing out the sex tape guns as a way to get what she wants out of her divorce settlement. Kelsey left Camille for British flight attendant Kayte Walsh (to whom he is now reportedly engaged) and Camille is feeling rather vindictive. A source close to Camille says: “She’s been dropping plenty of hints she’s ready and willing to embarrass him if he doesn’t give her a huge alimony payment.” File under: “Things We Never Want To View, Ever. [Power Web Spoilers] Keep reading »
