Forget about the starlets, celebutantes and daughters of famous people you’ve seen in flagrante delicto before: nebbishy pin-up Ira Glass from “This American Life” on NPR has his own sex tape that any tote-bag carrying public radio listener will love. Sure, it’s a spoof and it’s about as sexy as a pledge drive. But, hey, at least it wasn’t a sex tape with Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers. (Shudder.) [YouTube via BuzzFeed]
Was there ever any doubt that Melissa McCarthy goes there and then goes 100 paces farther? Add the “Bridesmaids” sex tape as another piece evidence in the case for her complete fearlessness in the pursuit of being funny. The ”sex tape” between her character Megan and Air Marshall Jon is all kinds of wrong. Like, Cheez-Whiz-and-a-taser wrong. Melissa, you are my hero. [Funny Or Die]
Celebrity sex tapes are so common, we barely even bat an eyelash at our favorite stars getting down on film. Once you’ve seen Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Anne Peniche sitting in a jacuzzi together, you’ve seen them all. But things are a little different if a celebrity has passed on. Are you sitting down? A 1991 video of Tupac receiving oral at a house party full of groupies is about to hit the market. Allegedly he is also rapping along to his own music, dancing, drinking a cocktail, smoking a blunt, and holding down a convo with the dude from Digital Underground all while getting blown. Please, try not to get too excited. [TMZ]
Click through to see some posthumous celebrity sex tapes that supposedly exist.
You call that a sex tape? Still images from LeAnn Rimes’ alleged sex tape finally surfaced yesterday and holy moly, she’s wearing a tanktop and a ponytail and … yeah, it’s lame. Like, really lame. Like, why-did-I-click-this lame. Rimes was adamant on Twitter that she “never filmed [herself] having sex on tape, period” and if the images from this “sex tape” are any indication, that’s the truth.
In the old days, a sex tape was a sex tape. Pamela Anderson banged Tommy Lee in theirs. Colin Farell went down on a woman in his. R. Kelly peed on someone in his. Even Christian pageant queen Carrie Prejean masturbated in hers. The point is, back in the day, a sex tape had sex in it. Keep reading »
Porn companies are scrambling to get their hands on Jennifer Lopez‘s honeymoon sex tape, which those-in-the-know claim shows that famous booty gettin’ spanked. Oh, and possibly J. Lo flashing her vajayjay on a street in Cuba? (But not, you know, actual sex.) Her sleazy ex-husband, Ojani Noa, to whom she was only married for 11 months back in 1997, has been threatening to sell the footage for months now. Keep reading »
“I think if anybody who has made a home sex tape knows, what feels best doesn’t always look best. I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, oh, that looks horrible… You have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it.”
– James Franco really understands how complicated making a sex tape actually is. I completely agree with James. I mean, for example, I personally am a fan of doggystyle, but on tape? Well, let’s just say it does not look so cute — WAIT, WTF?!?! James Franco made a sex tape? Where is it? Need. To. See. Now. [Newsweek] Keep reading »
I never thought I’d see the day when Tila Tequila wouldn’t want a sex tape of herself released. She’s turning over a new leaf, I guess? Or maybe she’s just found another way to keep herself in the news? Last week, Tila sought a restraining order to prevent the release of yet another sex tape, which was filmed seven years ago during a trip with her then-boyfriend. But the judge said Tila’s lawyer hadn’t made a good enough case to warrant a restraining order on the tapes.
Something else went down, though, which was really not cool. Keep reading »
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