Tag Archives: sex donts

24 Places Not To Have Sex

SimchaSeptember 14, 2010 //

Sometimes you are so friggin’ hot for someone that you think you can have mind-blowing sex with them anywhere. And you want to get down and dirty in some creative places! But baby, before you go dropping your drawers, you gotta think about where your crazy ass is about to go. In the heat of the moment, we might be inspired to try doing it in the most nearby, available, and innovative spaces where two freaks can smush. But, unfortunately, some spots are just bad sex-tinations. We’ve compiled a list of 23 locales where you should keep your pants on, temporarily, until you can relocate. Let these be a warning to us all! Please, feel free to add on to the no-go list in the comments. Keep reading »

20 Things To Never Say To A Woman In Bed

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 12, 2010 //

Personally, I’m a girl who likes a man to make a little — OK, a lot — of noise in bed and I’m known for being a bit, um, vocal myself. But while it’s easy to say all the right things (her name, any variation on “this is the best sex ever!”), there are also some utterances that will bring the bed-rockin’ action to a serious halt. Here are just 20 things to never, ever, ever say to a woman in bed. Keep reading »

20 Things We Could Never Do, In Bed

SimchaApril 12, 2010 //
Bad Sex Slang
These 17 terms won't get you laid. Read More »
Unimportant Sex Facts
15 things you don't really need to know! Read More »
Want To Try Spanking?
Doin' It With Dr. V explains how to spank and be spanked! Read More »

If you’ve read our writing about relationships and sexy times, you can just imagine how spicy we Frisky bloggers’ single lives have been. Certainly, we have heard it all and seen it all. But baby — especially after those crazy Wikipedia sex moves — it’s clear; we still haven’t done it all. And we’re OK with that. While we hopefully won’t be on the meat market forever, we have decided there are some things we’ve got to cut from our sexual menu. Maybe we’re getting old and set in our ways, but we know what we like between the sheets. Of course, our motto is do it ‘til your satisfied, no judgment on what gets you there. But we just can’t bring ourselves to do some things. Even we internet tramps have our limits, apparently. Keep reading »

Doin’ It With Dr. V: 10 Sex Don’ts According To Men

Dr. VNovember 16, 2009 //

This week I decided to tap some real personal assets: my guy friends. Whenever I need sex advice, I turn to them! This time, I wanted to find out what I may or may not be doing wrong in bed. Hey, they know being friends with a sexy lady like me means they’ll eventually have to divulge the dirty deets on how they like to get down, or in this case, how they don’t. Here’s what these stallions told me they hate during nakey time — uncensored. Keep reading »

Three Words We Don’t Want To Hear After Sex

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 26, 2009 //

One of the current trends on Twitter has users tweeting the three words they wouldn’t like to hear after sex. Personally, any of the following would give me a panic attack: “that was it,” “nice try sucker,” or “that tasted bad.” After the jump, 10 of our faves from Twitter — and add yours in the comments! Keep reading »

22 Things You Should Never Do In Bed

SimchaMay 12, 2009 //
Bad Sex Slang
These 17 terms won't get you laid. Read More »
Celebrity Side Boob
Side boob is the new cleavage. 13 Photos »
Sexual Fetishes
30 fetishes explained - so freaky! Read More »

Once, I got drunk at a wedding and took home a yuppie. He looked so cute in his white tux and charmed me into dancing to Earth, Wind & Fire. Needless to say, I couldn’t wait to take that stallion for a ride. But, as I unzipped his pants, he said, “Don’t get excited, you won’t be impressed.” A small penis never ruined my good time — until then. Things went from bad to worse. He was a deep-breathing whiner who just lay on his back because, he warned me, “Girls only get off when they’re on top.” Something tells me those other ladies weren’t given any other option — and they definitely didn’t orgasm. There are some things — like selling yourself short and telling someone how to get off — that you should never say or do during sex … Keep reading »