Tag Archives: sex dolls

When You’ve Worn Out Your High-End Sex Doll, Send It To The Repairman

Catherine StrawnFebruary 24, 2009 //

You might have heard of RealDolls, those insanely expensive mannequins (they start at $6,500) that resemble very attractive women. Some people have sex with them. As you might expect, having sex with a doll can cause some damage. But you don’t just throw away a doll that costs several thousands of dollars, you get it fixed. An article in this month’s issue of Details profiles Slade Fiero, the RealDoll Doctor. This job sounds like a subject even too gross for the Discovery Channel show “Dirty Jobs,” but Fiero doesn’t mind. He appreciates the craftsmanship of the dolls — and he must be making bank. When someone’s broken doll arrives at his home, he hangs her in the shower and shoots hot water into her body. Then, he injects acetone into her three orifices with a syringe: “I wear rubber gloves, so it’s really not that big of a deal for me. I don’t see gobbles of goop rushing out.” I think I just lost my lunch. [Details] Keep reading »

Crime Blows Up In Thief’s Face

Wendy AtterberryJanuary 7, 2009 //

Wow, some people really will do anything to get laid. In Australia, a particularly desperate man broke into an adult toy shop to have sex with blow-up doll. Apparently, he smashed the store windows and, um, squeezed through the tight hole. The shop owner say this isn’t the first time he’s broken into the shop and had his way with their merchandise, claiming there’s been at least one unreported break-in before this. “He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he reported. Specifically, he’s been “using” a doll named “Jungle Jane,” which he’s stolen on both occasions. And if that isn’t enough of a gross-out image for you, consider this: the burglar “also had the ‘weird’ habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.” Thankfully (?), he didn’t clean up nearly well enough; traces of DNA were left on the doll to help police track him down. “It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street,” the shop owner said. We couldn’t agree more. [News.com.au] Keep reading »

Commentor’s Ball: Our Five Favorite Comments Of The Week

SimchaOctober 14, 2008 //

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week:

(Don’t) Leave Britney Alone!
“bruce buchanan” from Quick Pic: Should Britney Spears Buy These Sunglasses?
There’s a new Chris Crocker on the Internet! When we spotted Britney trying on some wayfarer sunglasses, we decided to play gal pal and asked you guys to give her a yay or nay on buying the frames. What did our friend Bruce say? “britney rules she is the best girl and entertainer ever,bruce.”
Whoa, hope Aretha Franklin doesn’t read this. She’s already pissed at Tina Turner for getting called the Queen! Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale

Susannah BreslinOctober 9, 2008 //

Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll. Keep reading »

What It Feels Like For A Girl: When The Other Woman Is A Sex Doll

Susannah BreslinSeptember 17, 2008 //

A long time ago, I dated this guy who was a celebrity. He had his own TV show. You probably know who he is. But let’s not go there, shall we? At the end of our first date, he took me to his house in the Hollywood Hills. When I walked in the door, I found there were four life-sized, anatomically correct sex dolls sitting around on the furniture. They were RealDolls. They cost several thousand dollars a piece. Some of them were dressed. Some of them were not. It was kind of awkward. While he went in the kitchen to get a beer, I sat next to one of the dolls. She was cold and clammy. I pulled at her tongue, and it came out in my hand. I wondered what he saw in them. Ultimately, our relationship was short-lived. Maybe he preferred inanimate objects to me. Today, after I read this report about a sex doll who was thrown away by the side of the road, I wondered whatever happened to those love dolls. Keep reading »

Celebrity Sex Dolls Make Us Barfy

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 20, 2008 //

They say one of the signs that you’ve “made it” as a celebrity is when you have your own action figure — but what about your own sex doll? Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Lindsay Lohan’s likenesses are among those that have been replicated as blow-up “love” dolls. Of course, since none of these women have authorized these products, the dolls only use their first names. The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll bears the slogan, “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red … who never says no and is always up for a good time.” If your idea of a good time is being a complete loser and humping an inanimate object that you can pop with a thumbtack, that is. [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: A Defective Sex Doll, A Matthew McConaughey Movie, And A Free Brothel

Catherine StrawnFebruary 4, 2008 //
  • A sex shop in Transylvania was fined $1,200 after a man complained that the sex doll he bought there deflated too quickly. They also had to provide him with a new doll. [Courier Mail (Australia)]
  • Do exes haunt you? Because they haunt Matthew McConaughey. In next year’s movie The Ghost of Girlfriends Past, McConaughey will be visited by ex-girlfriends, one played by Jennifer Garner, and hopefully learn something, kind of like Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, except for the fact that Scrooge didn’t sleep with the Ghost of Christmas Past. [Reuters]
  • Here’s a novel idea: Give men free sex in exchange for filming it—the only stipulation is that he can’t try to hide his face. A brothel in Prague doesn’t charge its clients but videotapes them with the 58 high-resolution cameras scattered throughout the establishment. The video is then available on subscription website (for those into semi-reality porn), and the guy gets a DVD to remember it all. [Sunday Herald (Scotland)]

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    Rachel Bilson, Sex Doll

    Catherine StrawnJanuary 16, 2008 //

    Rachel Bilson strips down to a bra, underwear, and red heels on the February cover of GQ. Normally, we think Rachel is the cutest — and want to steal her clothes and her boyfriend — so why, oh why, did she feel the need to undress and contort herself into awkward-looking (and slightly sexist) positions? Of course, we know the answer: to publicize her new movie, Jumper. But, as our Amelia pointed out, doesn’t her face look like that of a blow-up sex doll? We think it’s the eyeliner. [GQ] Keep reading »

    PETA Sex Dolls Confiscated

    Catherine StrawnDecember 28, 2007 //

    Apparently PETA was inspired by the movie Lars and the Real Girl for its latest stunt. The animal rights group had planned to protest KFC’s cruel killing of chickens by displaying blow-up sex dolls with banners reading, “KFC Blows.” But the plan went awry when Philippine customs confiscated the dolls before PETA could put them on display in red light districts in the Philippines, Thailand, Australia, and Japan. Maybe the customs’ agents were feeling lonely? [China View] Keep reading »

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