Tag Archives: sex dolls

Jason Segel And John Krasinski Karaoke, Dance With Blow-Up Doll

I’m not so into the idea of bachelorette parties. But if I were ever to have one, I would want Jason Segel and John Krasinski to crash it, like they did for a random woman in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Here they are, sloppily karaoking “With a Little Help From My Friends” at the bachelorette’s request. Apparently, they also indulged the crowd with a rendition of “Brown Eyed Girl” while dancing with a blow-up sex doll. Who knew these two was so into the ‘yoke? [The Daily What, TMZ] Keep reading »

The 9 Craziest Sex Headlines Of 2010

In 2009, there were a lot of random and hilarious sex accidents. But pfft, that was nuthin’! As it turns out, in 2010, people didn’t get less freaky deaky. In fact, the headlines got even more out of control. So, if you thought you had a whack year, keep reading … Keep reading »

The Obama Sex Doll Has Arrived

Reports have surfaced of a sighting in China of a Barack Obama sex doll, and only one question remains: How can I buy one? Inflatable Obama was spotted hanging out with a bunch of lady sex dolls at the 8th annual Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou. The First Sex Doll was seen wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and an American flag badge. He also looked like he was having a very good time. So far, there’s been no comment from the White House or Michelle. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

Guy In Michigan Has His Sex Doll “Reincarnated”

I’ll have to file this story under “I Thought I Had Heard Everything, but I Hadn’t Heard This One.” Dave Cat, 37, hasn’t dated a real woman in a decade. Who’s the Michigan telemarketer been boning? His $6,500 RealDoll sex doll, Sidore. Tragically, after years of pressing synthetic skin to human skin, Sidore started to fall apart. So what did Dave, who calls himself a “doll husband,” do? Take her out with the garbage? No. He had her “reincarnated.” He returned Sidore to her original makers and had them make an exact duplicate of her. Now, the two are back to canoodling on the sofa and having sex on a regular basis. (Want to know how they do it? With lube and electric blanket.) If you want to find out more about these two crazy lovebirds, read the rest of their story at Asylum. Keep reading »

Your Inflatable Sex Doll Halloween Costume Has Arrived

We’re happy to see that one of our all-time favorite style, fashion, and design trend hunter bloggers is back, Trend de la Creme. After a hiatus, Ms. de la Creme is back with her usual wow-worthy mix of freakish fads and unique style posts. A few of our recent favorites include her frightening Halloween costume roundup that features this amazing sex doll costume, some hairy horsey stripper shoes, and an Afro-sporting nose hair trimmer for your man. [Trend de la Creme] Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Suing Makers Of Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll

You may recall we broke news to you that a company called Pipedream Products had created a Lady Gaga sex doll called Lady Gag Gag. (“She loves it when you poke her-face!” the box cover reads.) Now, apparently the Gaga herself has taken legal action against the company, reports the Sun. Gaga’s people say the inflatable homage is copyright infringement, and the love doll has since been removed from the market. Our hearts go out to all the sad, lonely men who were hoping to get their hands on a plastic sex doll that looks like Lady Gaga. We are here for you in your time of need. [ONTD] Keep reading »

In “Doppelganger,” Porn Star Joanna Angel Has Sex With … Herself

Well, this is truly disturbing. In her latest movie, porn star-turned-director and alt-porn pioneer Joanna Angel has sex with her own inflatable sex doll. I mean, the one that is her. The movie is “Doppelganger,” which is German for lookalike, basically, or evil twin. I think this line pretty much sums up the plot, per the press release: “You won’t believe your eyes when the queen of alt-porn’s inflatable twin comes alive just to wreak havoc with her friends and career.” I hate it when my inflatable twin comes alive to wreak havoc on my life! Angel says working with her blow-up twin was a nightmare. Okayyyy. So, I am going to skip this one.

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Guy Gets Dumped, Replaces Girlfriend With Replicant Sex Doll

A man whose girlfriend broke up with him decided he wouldn’t take the matter lying down. To soothe his broken heart, he ordered a sex doll that looked like her as a replacement. So says Diego Bortolin, who runs an adult shop called Tentazioni, or “Temptations,” in Trevino, Italy, where he makes sex dolls. The 50-year-old client sent Bortolin photos of his ex and these instructions: “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs.” (Spencer Pratt, is that you?) For his ex’s synthetic twin, the man paid £15,000, or around $23,000. “Some people say it is kinky,” Bortolin said, “but she is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see.” Except, she can’t talk, eat, or walk. Or, you know, live. [Gizmodo] Keep reading »

Dudes Race Rapids With Sex Dolls

Congratulations (I guess) go out to St. Petersburg native Vladislav Pavlenko, first-place finisher in this year’s annual “Bubble Baba Challenge,” in which hundreds of people leap into Russia’s Vuoksa River on top of an inflatable sex doll and race down the rapids. Pavlenko’s time of 2 minutes 47 seconds was enough to beat out all of his competitors, but it’s still tough for me to refer to him as a “winner.” Read more Keep reading »

Man Humps Anime Love Pillow, Loves Google Android

Yeah, I’m really not enough of a tech-head to be able to tell you what is going on in this very special video, but what I can tell you for sure is that this man has a love pillow that he loves, a Google Android that he adores, and when you bring those two things together into an exercise routine, you … might lose weight? Some people do cardio. Some prefer yoga. Others like to do push-ups over their stuffed sex partner as their cell phone’s anime girl moans suggestively at them. Life is confusing. So is male sexuality. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »