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Love The One You’re With: Celebrity Sex Dolls

Lindsay A.April 6, 2011 //
Celebrity Sex Dolls
Ah, to be famous. All that caviar. The damned paparazzi! You spend your days wandering around in a mansion, wondering what the true meaning of life is. If only we, the plebes, could be so lucky. Of course, celebrity does have a dark side! It’s not all cupcakes, rainbows, and baths in hundred dollar bills! Sometimes, unfortunate photographs of you sunbathing naked in Barbados wind up on the internet. Perhaps you really didn’t want to have people videotaping that late-night trip you took to the drugstore for tampons. And then, for a not so lucky few, you just might find out that, gasp, you’ve been turned into a celebrity sex doll.

Like Miley Cyrus, for example. The “Hannah Montana” star, who turned 18 last November, has been immortalized in the form of a “Finally Miley” sex doll (although we’ve seen another version of the doll’s packaging that says “Finally Mylie”), complete with “three achy love holes.” So. Wrong. Even more disturbing? This love doll sold out in less than 48 hours. What a world we live in. [NY Daily News]

Mon dieu! What’s a celeb to do? Hope it’s a decent replica, for chrissake. Check out some other infamous celebrity sex dolls.

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Guy Gets Dumped, Replaces Girlfriend With Replicant Sex Doll

Susannah BreslinSeptember 8, 2010 //

A man whose girlfriend broke up with him decided he wouldn’t take the matter lying down. To soothe his broken heart, he ordered a sex doll that looked like her as a replacement. So says Diego Bortolin, who runs an adult shop called Tentazioni, or “Temptations,” in Trevino, Italy, where he makes sex dolls. The 50-year-old client sent Bortolin photos of his ex and these instructions: “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs.” (Spencer Pratt, is that you?) For his ex’s synthetic twin, the man paid £15,000, or around $23,000. “Some people say it is kinky,” Bortolin said, “but she is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see.” Except, she can’t talk, eat, or walk. Or, you know, live. [Gizmodo] Keep reading »

The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys For Men

Susannah BreslinJuly 22, 2010 //
The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys For Men
Who could forget our roundup of the Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys? Lord knows we couldn’t. We’re still having nightmares about being chased through a hedge maze by a giant vibrator. But because we are troopers, we won’t let a little sex toy terror stop us! That’s why we’ve ventured into truly uncharted sex toy territory by finding the top 10 scariest sex toys made for men. Trust us, you will never forget them.
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The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys

Susannah BreslinMay 19, 2010 //
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Somewhere along the way, sex toys got really weird. It used to be that sex toys were adorable. Now, they’re just plain scary. Take, for example, this sex doll with a reloadable hymen. We are boggled. Today, we bring you some of the weirdest sex toys on the market. Of course, we may have tried a few of them, too …

Like A Virgin: Sex Doll With Reloadable Hymen

SimchaFebruary 11, 2010 //

Japan has revolutionized robots, animation, and video games. But get a load of their latest entertainment product: a virgin sex doll, complete with a pop-able hymen! Oozing red lotion refills included, so every time you make sweet love stick it in, she’ll get fake blood all over your sheets. Sexy! The name of the product is so dirty, I can’t type it, but I can tell you the price, $95 on Jlist.com. And her back door is open for business too, bonus! But for the record, if you’re a virgin and you have sex with a doll, you’re still a virgin. One more photo, after the jump… Keep reading »

Sex Dolls That Are Carbon Copies Of Porn Stars

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJanuary 15, 2010 //

Continuing the theme of insanely realistic sex dolls for creepy dudes who’d rather do it with an inanimate object than put effort into finding a real woman, RealDoll—one of the leading sex doll makers out there—has teamed up with Wicked Pictures, the porno company, to bring the world Wicked RealDolls. Yep, these dolls look exactly like the stars of Wicked flicks. The first two to be immortalized in plastic and wiggery—Jessica Drake (left) and Alectra Blue (right). “I had seen RealDoll products at a number of conventions over the years,” said Wicked’s Brad Armstrong. “I went down to their showroom and I was amazed by the quality and vision they brought to the table. I thought there must be a way for Wicked and RealDoll to work together. We’re incredibly excited to bring the Wicked Girls to life in doll form and let their fans enjoy them at home.” Uh, ew. [XBiz.com] Keep reading »

Recession Blues Hit The Sex Doll Business

Susannah BreslinSeptember 23, 2009 //

By now, you’ve probably heard of RealDolls. They’re those lifelike, anatomically correct silicone sex dolls that costs thousands of dollars. They’ve appeared in movies (“Lars and the Real Girl”), on TV (Howard Stern, natch), and in books (Still Lovers). These days, though, it seems the love doll industry is taking a hit. In these tough economic times, not every guy who longs for a synthetic lover with a fully articulated internal armature has the means to buy one. Sniff. The man who dreamed of spending $6,499 on a life partner with a choice of vagina attachments may be S.O.L. Thankfully, the folks at RealDoll.com are offering some unique deals. “Order a RealDoll, RealDoll2 or Male RealDoll2 and get a FREE FACE!!” the website advertises. “Order a Female Flat Back Torso get the Head Kit FREE!” You know, this 21st century depression might not be such a bad thing if it means free faces and head kits for lonely guys looking for women with removable visages. Keep reading »

Celebrity Sex Dolls Make Us Barfy

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 20, 2008 //

They say one of the signs that you’ve “made it” as a celebrity is when you have your own action figure — but what about your own sex doll? Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, and Lindsay Lohan’s likenesses are among those that have been replicated as blow-up “love” dolls. Of course, since none of these women have authorized these products, the dolls only use their first names. The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll bears the slogan, “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red … who never says no and is always up for a good time.” If your idea of a good time is being a complete loser and humping an inanimate object that you can pop with a thumbtack, that is. [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »