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Clearly, bad facial hair is a pet peeve of ours. It’s not that we’ve got anything against it in general — in fact, we love a swarthy man with an amazing beard — but if it’s not done right, facial hair can be totally wretch-worthy. Like the looks Seth Green and Elijah Wood are rocking! Two totally different fuzzy styles, one pool of vomit at our feet. Was Green’s razor inspired by a particularly raging game of Super Mario Brothers? Is that a merkin glued around Elijah’s mug? We’ll never know where they got the terrible idea to leave the house this way, but we can warn men never, ever to take shaving tips from a Hobbit and a Ginger. [Photos courtesy of Wire Image] Keep reading »