senior citizens

Elderly People Dancing To “Turn Down For What” Will Get You Through Tuesday

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: I love old people. Old people and babies are my weaknesses. So imagine my excitement when I stumbled upon Tastefully Offensive’s…

Katie Oldenburg |

Minnesota Nursing Home Defends Rapist, Calls 89-Year-Old Victim “A Flirt”

An 89-year-old woman is suing a Minnesota nursing home for punitive damages because she was forced to spend 72 hours in a mental health unit after she reported that she…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Watch Some Adorable Senior Citizens Talk About Gay Sex

From the mouths of old people. Seniors say the darndest things. Seriously. There are so many needlepoint worthy quotes from this video of old people talking about gay sex. It…

Ami Angelowicz |

Chinese Senior Citizens Love Them Some Lady Gaga

What’s the recipe for musical magic? Take a gaggle of young flutists in future-wear, along with hundreds of Chinese senior citizens in Tommy Bahama cruise wear, and a disco/muzac version…

Julie Gerstein |

70-Year-Old Grandma Laughs About Robbing Bank

I think I might have found someone who tops the mom of two who robbed a bank and then went to pick up her kids a school. Meet,…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com |

Music Reviews With The Senior Set

Meet Bill, Ann, and Joe. They’re three sassy seniors who hang out at Sulimay’s, a restaurant in in the working class Fishtown neighborhood of Philadelphia, and occasionally review records. On…

Julie Gerstein |

Nice Old Lady Lives With Husband’s Corpse, Twin Sister’s Corpse

First day back at work after the long weekend and looking for something to pick you up? Try this heartwarming tale of Jean Stevens, 91, who had her…

Susannah Breslin |

The Geriatric Pink Panther Is The Purrrfect Retirement Activity

Ever wonder what’s really going on inside the senior center? Here I was assuming that old folks were sitting around playing bridge and painting water colors, but never…

Ami Angelowicz |

“Sunset Daze” Proves Old People Do Still Get It On

As evidenced by the amazingness that was “Jersey Shore,” when you take a group of semi-attractive, outgoing people, put them in a sun-drenched environment and add in loads…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com |

This Week Only: Brothel Blowout Sale for Seniors!

In honor of national Seniors Week in Melbourne, Australia, grandpas and grandmas will receive lots of great perks and discounts to celebrate their vivacity, wisdom, and … sex lives. Screw…

Ami Angelowicz |

Couple Who Met As Kids Got Married 70 Years Later

How we missed this cuteness in last weekend’s New York Times, we have no idea. Rowland Fellows, 84, and Beth Ashley, 83, met when they were 13 and 12 years…

Catherine Strawn |

Senior Citizens Get Slutty And STDs After Losing Their Wives

In 1993 a Harvard study looked at a random sample of more than 400,000 couples in which both members were between 67 and 99 years old. Nine years later, researchers…

Catherine Strawn |

Do Nursing Homes Make Sex Impossible?

No one wants to think about sweet ol’ Grams getting freaky with her new dude—but senior citizens still have a libido and, unfortunately, nursing homes make having a sex life…

Jessica Wakeman |

23 Marriages And Counting

I’m in my late 20s and can’t get a man to marry me, but maybe that’s because I’m much more selective than Linda Wolfe, a 68-year-old Indiana woman who has…

Annika Harris |

The Daily Squeeze: Wedding Weight, An Oral Sex Contest, And Elderly Email Users

More than half of the 272 women survey in a Cornell University study said they’d be willing to use extreme dieting methods to meet their wedding weight goals, and one…

Catherine Strawn |

Seniors & STDs: Grandma’s Got Herpes!

So you know all those people having unprotected sex with multiple partners? Maybe it’s your MOM! Or your Grandpa! Researchers at England’s West Midlands Health Protection Agency found that over…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Daily Squeeze: Retirement, Kissing Lessons, And Senior Sex

Women need to save more money for retirement because we live longer than men. I just started using Mint to monitor my sending, and it’s slightly scary but awesome to…

Catherine Strawn |

Porn, Starring Grandpa

Competition is stiff in the porn industry (Get it? Stiff? Ha.), and specializing is really the way to go. Since most porn features strapping, young men and women, the niche…

Catherine Strawn |

The Daily Squeeze: Geriatric Sex, Bromances, And Small Brains

Sex Over Sixty, a new four-and-a-half-hour documentary, delves into topics like how type 2 diabetes is a leading cause of sexual dysfunction in men and what loss of estrogen does…

Catherine Strawn |

Yes, You Can!

Movies about real people are inspiring, but screenwriters and actors dilute their stories a bit by making them “Hollywood,” in my opinion. That’s why Young @ Heart is…

Catherine Strawn |