Posts tagged "semen"

WWJDD: “My Husband Wants To Come On My Face, But I’m Not Into It”

Her husband is obsessed with coming on her face, but she doesn’t get the appeal. Is there something she’s missing? James Deen, who’s given quite a few facials himself, weighs…

James Deen | July 15, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Let Us Never Spell It “Cum” Again

It is time to stand up for what’s right.

Megan Reynolds | July 14, 2015 - 6:00 pm

What Happens If You Attempt To Vape Semen?

Today in Things Florida Bros Do For Fun, Apparently, we have a guy from the great sunshine state purporting to vape his friend’s semen — and all it took to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 25, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under “Things I Had To Check Weren’t A Clickhole Post First”: hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments…

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

A few months ago, I made a 100-point boyfriend checklist, and while some of the desired qualities listed were a little tongue in cheek, I was dead serious about wanting to find a man…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 2, 2014 - 9:00 am

James Franco’s Latest Work Involves Batman, Semen (NSFW)

On the subject of James Franco, I have learned not to ask questions. For clarification: how many questions? None. Zero questions. Just go along with it. The provocative Mind of…

Rachel Krause | December 5, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Man Accused Of Throwing Semen At Woman Because She Was “Hot”

In what was potentially an all time low for Walmart shoppers, one man decided that the best way to tell a woman that she was attractive was to throw bodily…

Mary Odell | July 16, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Lady Gaga May Have Returned Borrowed Dress With A Semen Stain On It

A PR flack blabbed to Page Six that Lady Gaga once allegedly returned a borrowed Thierry Mugler dress from a video shoot with a substance on it that looked…

Jessica Wakeman | May 1, 2013 - 7:00 pm

You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When A Semen-Filled Squirt Gun Is Your Weapon Of Choice

Twenty-one-year old Eric Michael Miller of Bellingham, WA has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for burglarizing a home and shooting one of its habitant with a semen-filled squirt…

Ami Angelowicz | March 23, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Chinese Woman Applies Moisturizer, Discovers It’s Actually Semen

Oh, is it a WORST NIGHTMARE kind of day? I think it must be, because this is (one of) my actual worst nightmare(s) (I’m neurotic as hell, what can I…

Rachel Krause | March 7, 2013 - 11:20 am

Art School Confiscates 68 Vials Of Student’s Sperm

Are you eating? Because I can’t ask you to read a blog post about an art student who stored 68 vials of his own sperm in a school fridge without…

Jessica Wakeman | March 3, 2013 - 10:00 am

10 Surprising Health Benefits Of … Semen?

A study recently published by Dutch psychologists showed that when women are sexually aroused, their disgust tolerance increases — not just regarding sex, but across the board.

In the…

YourTango.com | October 16, 2012 - 1:50 pm

6 (More) Uses For Sperm

We know that sperm’s primary function to make babies happen. But this miracle juice is more multi-faceted than we suspected. According to some new research done by SUNY-Albany psychologist, Gordon…

Ami Angelowicz | July 12, 2012 - 9:00 am

Hero Of The Week: City Councilwoman Loretta Walsh Proposes Bill Forbidding Men From Destroying Semen

Wilmington City Councilwoman Loretta Walsh was fed up with the recent spate of fetal personhood bills, which aim to declare that a woman’s fertilized egg is somehow the same as…

Julie Gerstein | March 7, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Perv Pleads Guilty To Handing Out Semen-Tainted Yogurt

Anthony Garcia of Albuquerque, New Mexico, plead guilty on Thursday to handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Market in January with an extra-special ingredient. Extra-extra special, if you know what…

Jessica Wakeman | October 10, 2011 - 5:20 pm

Horse Semen, Anyone?

Holhoi tattea shots are all the rage at the Green Man Pub in New Zealand. For a mere $25 per shot glass, ladies are coming in droves to throw them…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 1, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Come And Get These Sperm Jeans!

One of my biggest fashion pet peeves are what Stacy London and Clinton Kelly of “What Not to Wear” call “fancy jeans.” That’s any pair of jeans that are bedazzled,…

Ami Angelowicz | February 28, 2011 - 2:40 pm

Update: Did The Yogurt Come Back Positive For Semen?

Oh thank god. There’s been an update in the case of the yogurt that tastes like semen. A couple weeks ago, I told you about the 28-year-old Albuquerque woman who…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 9, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Woman Claims Yogurt Sample Tasted Like Semen

Hello. Are you eating? Maybe stop for a second. Especially if you are eating yogurt. So, a woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico, called the police because she said a yogurt…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 28, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Nude Photo Leaked Of Ke$ha Covered In, Um, Masculine Essence

Satisfied with the devil’s handiwork he accomplished with poor Miley, Perez Hilton has moved on to his next victim: Ke$ha. Perez just posted a nude photo of Ke$ha allegedly covered…

Jessica Wakeman | July 7, 2010 - 5:10 pm
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