semen

Is swallowing semen good for you? Let’s discuss.

People say it is, so it must be true. (But seriously, is it?)

Lane Moore | November 11, 2016 - 4:13 pm

Is semen good for your skin, or does he just want to bust on your face?

Is semen really good for your skin? Or is this a convenient “study” developed by male “scientists” who needed an elaborately backed reason to slather their love-juice all over their partner’s body?

Bronwyn Isaac | October 3, 2016 - 3:02 pm

Sarah Silverman Thinks Male Masturbation Should Be Legislated Like Abortion, Because Equality

Sperm is life, and you know what that means: We’ve gotta legislate that shit.”

Kylie Cheung | May 27, 2016 - 8:36 am

WWJDD: “My Husband Wants To Come On My Face, But I’m Not Into It”

Her husband is obsessed with coming on her face, but she doesn’t get the appeal. Is there something she’s missing? James Deen, who’s given quite a few facials himself, weighs…

James Deen | July 15, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Let Us Never Spell It “Cum” Again

It is time to stand up for what’s right.

Megan Reynolds | July 14, 2015 - 6:00 pm

What Happens If You Attempt To Vape Semen?

Today in Things Florida Bros Do For Fun, Apparently, we have a guy from the great sunshine state purporting to vape his friend’s semen — and all it took to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 25, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under “Things I Had To Check Weren’t A Clickhole Post First”: hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments…

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Infographic: The Cum Rag Hierarchy

A few months ago, I made a 100-point boyfriend checklist, and while some of the desired qualities listed were a little tongue in cheek, I was dead serious about wanting to find a man…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 2, 2014 - 9:00 am

James Franco’s Latest Work Involves Batman, Semen (NSFW)

On the subject of James Franco, I have learned not to ask questions. For clarification: how many questions? None. Zero questions. Just go along with it. The provocative Mind of…

Rachel Krause | December 5, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Man Accused Of Throwing Semen At Woman Because She Was “Hot”

In what was potentially an all time low for Walmart shoppers, one man decided that the best way to tell a woman that she was attractive was to throw bodily…

Mary Odell | July 16, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Lady Gaga May Have Returned Borrowed Dress With A Semen Stain On It

A PR flack blabbed to Page Six that Lady Gaga once allegedly returned a borrowed Thierry Mugler dress from a video shoot with a substance on it that looked…

Jessica Wakeman | May 1, 2013 - 7:00 pm

You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When A Semen-Filled Squirt Gun Is Your Weapon Of Choice

Twenty-one-year old Eric Michael Miller of Bellingham, WA has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for burglarizing a home and shooting one of its habitant with a semen-filled squirt…

Ami Angelowicz | March 23, 2013 - 3:00 pm
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