seltzer

Seltzer Is Sort Of Bad For You, Because Everything You Cherish In Life Will Eventually Kill You

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Get Your Soda Jerk

I know that water’s really good for you, but seriously, I hate drinking straight water. As a Jew, I was raised not with glasses of water or milk at the dinner table, but with seltzer — delicious glasses of carbonated water — that is somehow the best thirst quencher known to man. I love seltzer,… More »