I was never really sure what it was about Selena Gomez that got Justin Bieber all in a tizzy. But it seems that maybe she’s kind of funny? Here she is starring alongside Nick Kroll in a funny parody of softcore S&M hit Fifty Shades of Grey entitled “Fifty Shades of Blue,” in which she falls for a disgusting painter named Carl Blue. [Funny Or Die]
Justin Bieber may have a baby face and appeal to the tween set, but that doesn’t mean he should be trifled with. The singer got into a scuffle with an aggressive paparazzo yesterday that resulted in an ambulance being called (to treat the pap) and Justin losing his shoe and hat. Girlfriend Selena Gomez arrived on the scene to aid Justin in his hour of need. Neither looks very happy about it.
Bieber’s got a lot of fierce competition in the paparazzi brawl department. After the jump are some of our favorite kerfuffles!
I’d like to officially say that I’m not responsible for any apoplectic fits you might fall into after watching this video of James Franco — clad in Kenny Powers-esque braids — lip-syncing to Selena Gomez’s “I Love You Like A Love Song.” It seems Mr. Franco, of whom I have a documented intense hatre, is making a new film with Gomez and crappy ’90s agent provocateur Harmony Korine called “Spring Breakers.” So yeah, I’m sure this is going to turn out great. [Huffington Post]
Add Selena Gomez to the list of people who find Zooey Deschanel “adorkable.” The singer/actress posted a photo to Instagram of her reading the latest issue ofAllure (with Deschanel on the cover), calling the “New Girl” star her “current girl crush.” I have to say, I approve of this match much more so than Selena and Justin Bieber.
Gay, straight, or whatever—every lady has a girl crush. Strangely enough, my girl crush has been Eva Mendes ever since I saw the movie “Hitch” and fell in love with her tawny skin, sexy beauty mark, and impeccable wardrobe. Guess Ryan Gosling and I have the same taste in women — surely the three of us could work something out?
Anyway, click onward for more celebrity girl crushes — and tell us, who’s yours?
The Justin Bieber paternity lawsuit scandal was one of those things I didn’t actually care about, but I knew all the sordid details because I work at The Frisky. So I’ve had time to develop somewhat strong opinions on the Biebs and his allegedly roving peen. From the get-go, I felt convinced that the alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater, age 20, who dismissed the lawsuit last week, made the whole thing up. How did I come to this conclusion? First of all, she claimed her ex-boyfriend was the father of the baby just last year and call me crazy, but her former lover seems like the more plausible impregnator in this scenario. Second of all, Mariah claimed that Justin lost his virginity to her in a bathroom at L.A.’s Staples Center after a concert. Yes, he is a 17-year-old boy, a demographic generally devoid of any seduction tactics whatsoever. But even losing his V-card in a toilet stall seemed too … crass? … to be believable. Keep reading »
This weekend, America’s most renowned artists … okay, who am I kidding? This weekend, a few of America’s most palatable pop stars, like Selena Gomez and Katy Perry, flew ‘cross the pond to meet up with their Euro brethren at the MTV Europe Music Awards. Lady Gaga shoved her crotch at the crowd, Adam Lambert stood in for my beloved Freddie Mercury during Queen’s performance (I am deeply unhappy about this), and a whole mess of people dressed like fools. There were some sartorial standouts too — click through this slideshow to see the good, the bad, and the WTF on the MTV EMAs red carpet!
Mariah Yeater, the woman claiming to have birthed the fruit of Justin Bieber’s loins, is speaking about the night they allegedly did it. He took an immediate liking to her, she says. After that, he took her to a bathroom backstage where he went from being “cute and gushy” to “more aggressive.” This story is completely and totally true, Mariah asserts, and she has evidence to prove it in court. Justin Bieber is denying fathering a child with a woman he claims never met, saying, “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim” (nice line Justin’s publicist!). He plans to take a DNA test as soon as he returns from Europe to prove his innocence. The only person who appears to believe the allegations is Selena Gomez, who dumped the Biebs over the weekend. We’re looking forward to the denouement of this scandal. As fun as it would be for this story to be true, there’s just no way. [The Insider, People]