The Justin Bieber paternity lawsuit scandal was one of those things I didn’t actually care about, but I knew all the sordid details because I work at The Frisky. So I’ve had time to develop somewhat strong opinions on the Biebs and his allegedly roving peen. From the get-go, I felt convinced that the alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater, age 20, who dismissed the lawsuit last week, made the whole thing up. How did I come to this conclusion? First of all, she claimed her ex-boyfriend was the father of the baby just last year and call me crazy, but her former lover seems like the more plausible impregnator in this scenario. Second of all, Mariah claimed that Justin lost his virginity to her in a bathroom at L.A.’s Staples Center after a concert. Yes, he is a 17-year-old boy, a demographic generally devoid of any seduction tactics whatsoever. But even losing his V-card in a toilet stall seemed too … crass? … to be believable. Keep reading »
This weekend, America’s most renowned artists … okay, who am I kidding? This weekend, a few of America’s most palatable pop stars, like Selena Gomez and Katy Perry, flew ‘cross the pond to meet up with their Euro brethren at the MTV Europe Music Awards. Lady Gaga shoved her crotch at the crowd, Adam Lambert stood in for my beloved Freddie Mercury during Queen’s performance (I am deeply unhappy about this), and a whole mess of people dressed like fools. There were some sartorial standouts too — click through this slideshow to see the good, the bad, and the WTF on the MTV EMAs red carpet!
Mariah Yeater, the woman claiming to have birthed the fruit of Justin Bieber’s loins, is speaking about the night they allegedly did it. He took an immediate liking to her, she says. After that, he took her to a bathroom backstage where he went from being “cute and gushy” to “more aggressive.” This story is completely and totally true, Mariah asserts, and she has evidence to prove it in court. Justin Bieber is denying fathering a child with a woman he claims never met, saying, “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim” (nice line Justin’s publicist!). He plans to take a DNA test as soon as he returns from Europe to prove his innocence. The only person who appears to believe the allegations is Selena Gomez, who dumped the Biebs over the weekend. We’re looking forward to the denouement of this scandal. As fun as it would be for this story to be true, there’s just no way. [The Insider, People]
Oh look, adorable Selena Gomez is all grown up — and now looks like she’d fit in perfectly as an extra in “Boyz in the Hood.” Well, no, actually, she’s just dressed like a fly girl as a part of her Very Important Duties as host of MTV’s European Music Video Awards (do they actually show videos still in Europe?). In any case, I wonder how Gomez’s beefronnnnnd Justin Bieber feels about her new look?
While performing last night in Las Vegas, Selena Gomez sure seemed to go out of her way to show off the word “Justin,” written across her wrist in a black pen along with a heart in an ode to her boyfriend, Justin Bieber. Shall we take bets on how long she waits before making it permanent? [Huffington Post]
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A priceless moment from the MuchMusic Video Awards as Justin Bieber sneaks a peek at Selena Gomez’s visible sideboob. But really, the most important part of this picture is his Kelly Kapowski T-shirt. Was he even alive when “Saved By the Bell” was on the air? [Celebrity Breasts] Keep reading »
Selena Gomez‘s new single doesn’t sound nearly as Disney as I would have guessed. Honestly, I could see jamming to “Bang, Bang, Bang” while in a car on the way to beach. But even more interesting than the song itself, is the lyrics. “My new boy used to be a model, he looks way better than you, he looks way better than you/His love is deeper you know/He’s a real keeper you know/My new boy knows the way I want it/He’s got more swagger than you, he’s got much more than you do.” Sure sounds like the new guy she’s referring to is Justin Bieber. Which would make the old guy she’s singing to Nick Jonas? Keep reading »