Selena Gomez is 20 now, right? And the expiration date on her devil’s pact with Disney has passed, right? Okay, good. So that means it’s fine, and totally legal, to say that she looks insanely hot wearing this Atelier Versace pantsuit at the “Spring Breakers” premiere in Germany. This look is the perfect combination of fashion-y “girl hot” (it’s a gold-embellished pinstripe pantsuit) and “guy hot” (that, uh, sternum is pretty killer). Selena is freakin’ gorgeous, and I can’t wait to see what she does sans Bieber. I mean, poor Justin. At least he has sizzurp (and his boys “Lil Za” and “Lil Twist”) to keep him warm at night.
Selena Gomez is a really beautiful girl who looks nice in clothing made for adults, so I have no idea why Nylon would choose to style her like a misguided Basketball Wife in a flat-brim hat and some weird woven jersey. It’s just, uh, kinda dumb.
The long-awaited “Spring Breakers” trailer has hit the web, and nothing I say could even come close to doing it justice. Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine star in Harmony Korine’s latest vehicle as four bored college students who will do anything to go ham on spring break, and you can count on them looking nothing like they did at the premiere (above). A RiFF RaFF-channeling James Franco sports cornrows as rapper/drug dealer Alien, and I have no idea who Gucci Mane plays but he is most definitely in this movie. I think it looks rad — much better than expected, actually — and I can’t wait to see squeaky-clean Selena get her sleaze on. Ch-ch-check it out. Y’all wanna die tonight? [MTV] Keep reading »
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Moving on from America’s favorite Canadian male lesbian can’t be easy, but you’ve got to hand it to Selena Gomez: the girl knows full well that the only way to go is up. Golden-boy good looks and a genius IQ tend to be mutually exclusive (in our experience, at least), but throw some Hollywood royalty lineage into the mix and it’s game over … which is why we’ve held Rhodes scholar and UNICEF goodwill ambassador Ronan Farrow close to our hearts for, like, pretty much ever. The biological son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow was accepted to Yale Law School after graduating college at age 15 and since then has served as a senior foreign policy official in the White House under Obama, founded the State Department Office of Global Youth Issues, and worked for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as a special adviser during the Arab Spring, among many, many other achievements and credentials to his name. This year, Forbes Magazine ranked him number one on their “30 Under 30″ most influential people list for Law and Policy. (Of course, you would have already known this if, like me, you treat the Forbes list like it’s the personals page.) Did we mention he’s only 25? To which we say: find your own damn boyfriend, Selena, this one is ours. Take heed.