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Cheese People Are Among Us

Is your cheese aggressive and talented? Does your cheese occasionally hang out with Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez? Does you cheese have a sordid past with Madonna and an aversion to paparazzi? Then you’re probably eating “Parmasean Penn.” Penn is just one of several rather disturbing but incredibly accurate “Cheese People” found on the new Cheese People site, including Condocheeza Rice and Pepper Jack White. [Cheese People] Keep reading »

Model Jessica White Arrested For Beating Up A Woman While Celebrating Breakup With Sean Penn

Last weekend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White, 26, was arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman outside a club in New York City. According to reports, on Saturday morning the two women got into a fight over a cab outside Avenue Lounge, and White hit the woman repeatedly in the face and pulled her hair. Why was White out in the first place? Well, supposedly she was celebrating her recent breakup from actor Sean Penn. It’s surprising those two love birds didn’t last. They sound like the perfect match. [Radar] Keep reading »

Madonna’s Many, Many, Many Romantic Entanglements

Happy 52nd Birthday, Madonna! In honor of the Material Girl, we’ve decided to take a look back at her romantic relationships. And, lordy, have there been a lot. Keep reading »

Shun, Shag, Or Marry: Angry Actors Edition

A lot of women are attracted to powerful jerks, perhaps in hopes that they’ll be mean to everyone but them. But there’s a thin line between anger issues and outright abuse. And while some men take it out on the paparazzi and cops, others take it out on their wives and family. It’s about time these men know we won’t stand for it, which is why we will objectify them with a little game we like to call Shun, Shag, or Marry: Angry Actors Edition. Keep reading »

Quotable: This Just In! Sean Penn Flew Coach

“He flew in on Southwest Airlines and spent three days following my husband, even wearing the same cologne.”

—Outed CIA agent Valerie Plame dishes about how Sean Penn prepared to play her hubby, Joe Wilson, in the upcoming movie about the Bush-era scandal, “Countdown to Zero” [NY Post] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Robert Pattinson Sold Kisses At Cannes

  • Robert Pattinson helped to raise some much needed cash for amfAR’s annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes by auctioning off a kiss on the cheek. Two bidders were kissed for only $20,000. [People]
  • Teresa from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” is reportedly pregnant with her fourth child. [Dlisted] — Wow, Bravo has aired only two episodes and the women are already making it onto Dlisted.
  • The Gosselins are seeking therapy for their marital woes, but Kate only agreed to counseling in order to keep their show on the air. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Cynthia Nixon Is Getting Married!

  • Cynthia Nixon told folks at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally that she’s engaged to girlfriend Christine Marinoni. [Dlisted]
  • Natalie Portman has broken her rule of ignoring gossip to set the record straight that she and Sean Penn are only colleagues. [OK! Magazine]
  • Bradley Cooper’s mom loves the rumors that he’s dating Jennifer Aniston, but unfortunately, he says, the rumors aren’t true; he’s only met her three times. [People] — That’s one way to dodge this train wreck — before it even happens.
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    Quickies!: Sean Penn Files For Divorce Again

  • Sean Penn filed for divorce from Robin Wright Penn for the second time in two years. [Pop Eater] — Obviously, they need to quit each other for good.
  • Chris Brown’s lawyer thinks the case should be thrown out because classified information has been leaked several times. [Perez Hilton] — It’s L.A., so the lawyer could get his wish.
  • Apparently, Tupac Shakur is alive and well. He was spotted in New Orleans 13 years after being shot. [TMZ] — I’m ready for some new music, Pac.
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    Quickies!: TMZ Wants You To Think Sasha Fierce Isn’t The Best Singer

  • TMZ says audio of Beyonce singing really badly on “The Today Show” was doctored. The jokes on … who? [Perez Hilton]
  • Sean Penn admires President Obama for his pearly-whites? [Très Sugar]
  • Foreign relations offer a welcome reprieve for one writer. But is a no-strings-attached relationship worth it? [Lemondrop]
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    They Dated?!: Hollywood’s Oddest Hookups

    In her autobiography, Cloris Leachman brags about bumping uglies with Gene Hackman.

    “As we moved into the main course, it was as if a cosmic wind enveloped us. Some giant space magnet was pulling us together. We didn’t finish the meal. We went upstairs, flew into bed and made love. It was epic… I remember well the feisty lad he was.”

    Whoa, down girl! Sometimes celebs just don’t know how to keep their big mouths shut! But Cloris isn’t the only star who’s screwed someone strange. Hollywood has a whole history of odd hookups. Here are some of the most shocking… [via Huffington Post]
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