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Heidi Klum And Seal To Divorce?

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You guys. According to TMZ, Heidi Klum and Seal are over after seven years of marriage, and she’s planning on filing divorce papers next week. Now, normally I’m not terribly shocked when a celeb couple breaks up, but these two really genuinely seemed in love. And they seemed to be super hot for each other after all those years (seven years is, like, 20 years in Hollywood). And they have four kids! And they dressed up as apes for Halloween only a few months ago! One of their best costumes ever! I guess this is just further proof that renewing your vows every year doesn’t do dick to keep you together. Sigh. I’m sad. Marriage is dead and Heidi Klum is back on the market. Dating in New York just got that much harder. [TMZ]

Seal And Heidi Klum Leave Nothing A Secret In New Music Video

We’re really glad that Seal and Heidi Klum are so in love and all. But Seal’s new music video for his single “Secret,” featuring him and Heidi butt naked in bed and lightly caressing one another, has hit my “feeling violated button.” I’m really uncomfortable watching them touch intimately for a full 3:28. Especially the part when he’s gently cupping her breasts. Argh! Gross! It’s like watching your parents make out or something. Too bad this perfectly good song is ruined by their saccharine display of man-and-wife-in-love explosion. I’ve got a secret for them: this video makes me want to take a shower. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Heidi Klum And Seal Think They Can Make Your Relationship As “Divine” As Theirs

Heidi Klum and Seal, now you are annoying me. The admittedly adorable and oh-so-in-love couple thinks they know the key to a successful marriage, and it’s not just annual themed vow renewal ceremonies. The pair, who have been married for five years and have four children, are bringing their relationship wisdom to TV, in the form of a TV show on Lifetime called “Love’s Divine.” The couple will travel the country, advising couples who are having relationship problems. Look, Heidi and Seal certainly seem incredibly happy, but I really hate it when rich, famous people try and tell us normal folks how to do things, as if the average couple has access to the same resources. After all, when Heidi and Seal need a weekend away to rediscover “the spark,” they have an army of nannies on speed dial. While I may find the couple to be far more tolerable than, say, Gwyneth Paltrow, I’m willing to bet their relationship advice will be as realistic and palatable as one of GOOP‘s kale cleanses. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Heidi Klum Will Always Be Seal’s “Hot Girl”

“I don’t know why I got so lucky. I have to pinch myself often and say, “Is this just a dream?” Not only do I love my husband for the obvious reasons (ahem, his sex appeal), but also he is one of the kindest, most loving men I have ever met. He is sexy to me because he is fearless and not afraid to show his emotions. He is a super sexy, hot kisser and…he is sexy to me because he can be singing in front of 25,000 people one minute and, the next, be changing our daughter’s diaper…When is he the most sexy and handsome? Hmmmm… in our bedroom. … One thing I think I will always want to be for my husband is not only his wife, mother of his children, and his best friend, but also his ‘hot’ girl who keeps making an effort to be attractive and fun!”

Heidi Klum on her marriage to husband Seal — to whom she renews her vows every year — in the June issue of Redbook [Just Jared]
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Quotable: Seal Is Proud To Call Leni His Daughter

“It’s only happened fairly recently. But it doesn’t make her any more or less my daughter. She always has been. All it means is that both Heidi and I wanted her to have the same last name as the rest of us … It was about Leni. I don’t want her to feel different because I know what that’s like, being a kind of stepson. And I don’t want that dynamic for my little girl.”

Seal, who sounds like one of the best celebrity husbands and fathers ever, on adopting his daughter Leni (mom is Heidi Klum), whose birth father is Flavio Briatore [Mirror.co.uk] Keep reading »

Heidi Klum Becomes Heidi Samuel, Inciting The Curse Of The Name Change

Heidi Klum has officially changed her name to Heidi Samuel, taking Seal‘s last name, four years and four kids after getting hitched. Obviously, this isn’t going to catch on at all; even Seal thinks he’s too cool for his last name. And does a Klum by any other name smell as sweet? We just dunno. But I guess Heidi can do whatever she wants—she walked in a Victoria’s Secret runway show last week, six weeks after popping out a baby. It takes me longer than that to digest a sandwich. [People]

Sadly, changing your name can often be a career death sentence. Let’s explore the curse of the name change, including the always alluring hyphen. Keep reading »

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