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Heidi Klum Says Bodyguard Martin Kristen Lousy Lover, Not As Good As Seal

In a new issue of Grazia Germany, Heidi Klum reveals that her current boyfriend and lover, Martin Kristen, is not perfect in the sack.

Well, Heidi always used to give glowing praise to Seal when they were together, so we wonder why Martin is so underwhelming? Is it because he can’t let go of his bodyguard instincts, or because he’s scared of hurting Heidi – which to be fair, Heidi is incredibly skinny and looks like she could crack under the weight of another person, especially the size of Martin. Read more at Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Heidi Klum On Divorce From Seal: “It’s Not What I Wanted”

While divorce may be something families dread, supermodel Heidi Klum prefers to look at the silver lining.

“Did I wish for this to happen to my family? No,” Heidi Klum told Marie Claire about her divorce from Seal. “But everyone is healthy. We’re moving on with our lives. If someone got [very sick] — god forbid — that would be a real problem. It’s not what I wanted. It’s not what anyone wanted. But it’s not a real problem.”

Klum, who filed for divorce last April after seven years with Seal, is now dating her bodyguard Martin Kirsten — who is close to her age. At 39, Klum has no intentions of becoming a ”cougar.” Read more…

Heidi Klum And Seal’s Divorce Gets Ugly

Heidi Klum’s divorce from Seal seemed so very drama-free … at first. Now things are getting ugly, according to a report in Star magazine. First, Seal contested Heidi twice—first he fought her request for primary physical custody of their kids (he wants equal time), then he said she was wrong when she claimed no joint assets needed to be divided. (There’s quite a bit of difference in their fortunes—Seal is worth just $15 million to Heidi’s $70 million.) But now Heidi’s the one who’s angry, Radar reports. Read more …

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat

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Dear Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat,

Not all of us can hit a high note. Hell, not all of us can hit any notes. But that hasn’t stopped you from expressing your love in the best way you know how: by serenading your cat with Seal’s masterpiece, “Kiss From A Rose.” Some people might watch you and think, Wow, this man is really into his cat. I watch you and think, Here’s a man who really knows how to spoon. Okay, maybe you were trying to cuddle kind of aggressively and a musical serenade is somewhat less romantic when it’s happening under physical duress. Cats are finicky, though. Yours clearly didn’t appreciate the sweetness of your gesture.

I would appreciate it, Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” to his cat. Call me! [The FW]

Evening Quickies: Heidi Klum Files For Divorce

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  • Heidi Klum filed for divorce from Seal on Friday afternoon, citing “irreconcilable differences.” Heidi and Seal shocked us when they separated three months ago. [US Weekly]
  • Peanut butter and jelly-flavored vodka is a thing. A disgusting, disgusting thing. [The FW]
  • Pretty! Check out the nail colors in the Thakoon for NARS collection. [Glamour]
  • J.Lo bought her 25-year-old boyfriend Caspar Smart a white Dodge Ram truck for his birthday. Hopefully he is still getting that $10K-a-week allowance so he can afford gas. [People]
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Heidi Klum Opens Up About Seal Split

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Heidi Klum hasn’t utter a peep other than a small tweet on January 31 regarding the end of her seven-year marriage to Seal. It seems she’s uncomfortable telling anyone about it, but she’s finally opening up a little. In the latest issue of Elle, the 38-year-old shares her emotions about the whole break. ”I feel like I’m in the eye of the tornado,” she says. “It’s emotions inside of your body that are a tornado. And then the outside world doing all this craziness—with you wanting it or not wanting it—is another tornado… But as hard as it is, so is life. And sometimes I think a curveball just comes at you. Instead of something straight that you catch, it hits you in the head from the side that you didn’t expect.” Read more…

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