Posts tagged "sea world"

The Frat Boys Who Broke Into Sea World To Take Selfies With Shamu Clearly Did Not See “Blackfish”

The five frat boys from the University of Houston who broke into Sea World San Antonio clearly did not see the documentary “Blackfish,” a film about the park’s orca whales and all the people they injured or killed in captivity. Otherwise, there’s no way in hell they would have scaled the walls in the middle…

Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2014

Be My Boyfriends: The Guys Who Stole A Penguin From Sea World

You guys like animals, I love animals. You guys like getting drunk, I like getting drunk. It seems like we’d get along. After all, it’s not every day that three guys get drunk, break into a Sea World and steal a friggin’ penguin. [Daily Mail UK]…

Julie Gerstein / April 23, 2012

Tommy Lee Up In Arms Over Whale Masturbation

“We understand you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your chief sperm bank, and we know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety … that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water. Even in my…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 8, 2010

SeaWorld Trainer’s Family Wants To Block Video Of Killer Whale’s Attack

The family of SeaWorld trainer Dawn Brancheau, who drowned when she was pulled underwater by a killer whale after a performance, is trying to prevent police from distributing video of the incident to the media. SeaWorld cameras captured the February 24th attack, when, after a show, the whale Tilikum grabbed 40-year-old Brancheau by her ponytail…

Jessica Wakeman / March 9, 2010