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Here’s What Went Down In The Zubik v. Burwell Arguments

Welcome to Hobby Lobby 2.0

Robyn Pennacchia | March 24, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Alabama Senate Decides To Abolish Marriage Licenses Rather Than Give Them To Gay Couples

You don’t get a marriage license! And you don’t get a marriage license! No one gets marriage licenses!!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 16, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Obama Nominates Moderate Merrick Garland As SCOTUS Judge, Republicans Say They Won’t Even Meet Him

Merrick Garland is about as moderate as you can get, but Republican Senators say they won’t even give him a hearing.

Robyn Pennacchia | March 16, 2016 - 11:48 am

9 Fun Facts About Ruth Bader Ginsburg On Her 83rd Birthday

Everyone loves the Notorious RBG!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 15, 2016 - 11:20 am

Thousands Of Women Want Justice Kennedy To Know Abortion Was The Right Choice For Them

Arguments for Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt will be heard this Wednesday.

Robyn Pennacchia | February 29, 2016 - 2:45 pm

Here’s What Will Happen If Republicans Block A Replacement For Scalia

It will actually work in our favor for now–BUT WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUR ASSES OUT AND VOTE.

Robyn Pennacchia | February 13, 2016 - 7:21 pm

Conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Is Confirmed Dead At 79, Left Rejoices

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has been pronounced dead in Texas while on a hunting trip on Saturday according to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott.

Wildly unpopular among the…

Katrin Higher | February 13, 2016 - 6:34 pm

SCOTUS To Decide If States Can Use Sham Health Laws To Restrict Abortions

Will SCOTUS find in favor of allowing the government to bullshit us?

Robyn Pennacchia | November 14, 2015 - 9:00 am

Hobby Lobby 2.0: SCOTUS Is Set To Take On Birth Control Again

Zubik v. Burwell is basically Hobby Lobby on steroids.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 9, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Huckabee Thinks The President Can Magically Make Abortion, Gay Marriage & Sodomy Illegal

Huckabee says the President can just say “no thanks” to the Supreme Court.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 4, 2015 - 6:30 pm

Mike Huckabee Says Dred Scott Ruling Still ‘Law Of The Land’ Despite 14th Amendment

In a recent radio interview on the topic of Kim Davis, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee argued that the 1857 Supreme Court ruling that declared blacks did not have a…

Katrin Higher | September 12, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Republicans Will Vote On Resolution About The Terrors Of Pro-Gay Sex Education

The Republican National Committee’s 2016 meeting in Cleveland will include a vote on two pretty outrageous but nonetheless unsurprising anti-gay resolutions, and one mildly not anti-gay resolution as a bonus.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 3, 2015 - 4:30 pm

An Open Letter To The Anti-Gay Minister Who Thanked LGBTs For Making Him More Anti-Gay

Dear Kevin Shrum,

I made my way through your boring-ass post-SCOTUS letter to the LGBT community, thanking us for making you more anti-gay. It’s boring, by the way,…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | July 30, 2015 - 10:00 am

SCOTUS Probably Blackmailed By Secret Gay Lovers, Says Crackpot Preacher

Preacher James David Manning explains his theory on how marriage equality got passed.

Robyn Pennacchia | July 14, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Fox To Make Movie About SCOTUS Same-Sex Marriage Ruling

Welp, the plaintiff in Obergefell v. Hodges, the Supreme Court case that legalized gay marriage in all 50 states just a week and a half ago (still partying about it,…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | July 8, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Girl On Girl: When Gay Marriage Becomes Marriage

When huge things happen in our world, we always remember where we were when we heard the news. “Where were you when gay marriage was legalized?” will quickly become the…

Morgan Cohn | July 1, 2015 - 12:20 pm

Texas Can’t Get Rid Of All The Abortion Clinics Just Yet, Rules SCOTUS

Hopefully this will eventually be permanent.

Robyn Pennacchia | June 29, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Do Something New: Walk In The Pride Parade

Spectating Chicago’s Pride Parade is, from my perspective, objectively awful. I do it every year despite the fact that last year it was 95 degrees out and someone who lived…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | June 29, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Today’s Lady News: Marriage Equality Edition

Join us as we party through same-sex marriage news!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | June 26, 2015 - 5:30 pm
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