Given the fact that Kourtney Kardashian was too embarrassed to buy her own lube on a recent episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” I can’t imagine that she’s super thrilled that her boyfriend, Scott Disick, just launched a male performance-enhancing drug called Amidren: High-T. Usually, the honor of shilling sexy performance enhancement drugs is given to people who’ve presumably given up on having a respectable career, but didn’t Scott only just start working for a living? We’ve found a few other “celebs” guilty of selling out for promises of girth, longevity and all that creepy stuff. [People] Keep reading »
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More Information Than You Ever Wanted About Scott Disick’s Member
On this week’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kris Jenner tells Kim about walking into the house and stumbling upon Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, rummaging through the refrigerator in his birthday suit. Kris admits that she got the full frontal view, at which point Kim starts pulling things out of the fridge herself to get a size comparison for his peen. The final verdict? “It’s smaller than a champagne bottle, but bigger than a squash,” said Kris. “I can’t believe I saw Scott’s penis! I’m, like, traumatized! Keep reading »
Has Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend, Scott Disick, Completely Lost It?
The season premiere of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” on June 13 is going to bring some new drama to television. Not only will Khloe’s new marriage and Kourtney’s new baby bring some excitement to the show, but the commercial teases some serious bloodshed. Scott Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend from hell, seems to have taken his anger and attitude to the next level. Has Scott completely lost it or will Kourtney completely lose him? Please let it be the latter. I have faith, especially since Heidi did just ditch Spencer. Anything can happen! [E!]
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Quotable: Scott Disick Is The American Dream, Err, Nightmare
“I don’t mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I’m a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model—I’m the American dream!”
—Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy, Scott Disick, talks about himself. If being a total d-bag qualifies, then sure. [PopBytes] Keep reading »
Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Kardashian Significant Others
The Kardashian sisters sure know how to pick a winner. Kourtney is pregnant, so has gotten back together with baby daddy Scott Disick, who she’s planning to marry. Then this week, in a move that many suspect was intended to one-up Kourtney, Khloe announced that she’s marrying her boyfriend of a month, Lamar Odom, this weekend. Kim recently called it kwits with her beau of two years, Reggie Bush, but the two say that they broke up due to the difficulty of long distance, not because they don’t still love each other. So which one of these guys would we shun, shag, and marry? Keep reading »
Hot New Trend: Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Daddy Throws A “Man Shower”
Over the weekend, Scott Disick (wait, you don’t know who he is? Keep up people, he’s Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby daddy. Yes, the guy with the overly-gelled hair) had what Kourtney has dubbed a “man shower.” To celebrate the fact that, come December, he’ll have a rugrat, Scott met up with his friends Kevin Federline, Cisco Adler, and Shwayze in Miami for a night of male bonding. [People]
Their “man shower” wasn’t actually all that showery—they basically went to dinner and then a club—but we fear that now that guys are carrying murses and even breastfeeding, they’ll want to start having baby showers, too. After the jump, a few “man shower” ideas that we genuinely hope never catch on. Keep reading »
