Posts tagged "scott disick"

Scott Disick Speaks About Break-Up With Kourtney Kardashian

Longtime boyfriend and baby daddy ex of Kourtney Kardashain finally spoke up, sort of, on Friday night at a club in Las Vegas. The douchebag supporting cast member of the reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians was up to his usual antics of hanging out in night clubs being gross.

Let’s not…

By: Katrin Higher / July 25, 2015

Britney Spears Recreated Famous Album Cover With Her Kids At Disneyland

Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now. …

By: Megan Reynolds / July 6, 2015

Chloe Bartoli: Who Is Scott Disick’s New Rumored Mistress?

Word broke that Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick after nearly a decade of dating today, and we think we know why – these photos of Disick getting touchy-feely in Monte Carlo with his ex-girlfriend, Chloe Bartoli. According to E! News, Disick’s candid photos with Bartoli were the last straw for Kardashian in their rocky…

By: College Candy / July 6, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Are Finally Calling It Quits

Kourtney will no longer sit beside The Lord on his pretend-throne.

By: Megan Reynolds / July 6, 2015

The First Photo Of Reign Aston Disick Is As Adorable As You’d Expect

He appears to be lounging on a fur, as one does.

By: Claire Hannum / April 2, 2015

Scott Disick Is Headed To Rehab In Costa Rica To Get A Controversial Hallucinogenic Treatment

The hallucinogen Ibogaine, made from the Iboga root, reportedly helps fight craving for alcohol and drugs like heroin.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 16, 2015

Over 3 Million Homeless In America, But The Kardashians Get $100 Million For 4 More Years On E!

Just in case you hadn’t Kept Up with the Kardashians, fear not, the second worst Klan in American history just signed a record-breaking deal with E! to bring you four more years of Kardashian khaos for a kool $100 million. The deal, which was ostensibly negotiated by Kris Jenner threatening to show her boobs o…

By: Beejoli Shah / February 26, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Welcome Baby #3

On her son Mason’s 5th birthday, Kourtney Kardashian gave him what will either be the greatest gift or biggest resentment — a baby brother! She and Scott Disick welcomed their third child on Sunday. The name has not yet been disclosed. [People]
Judy Blume, who taught me how to masturbate and made me…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 15, 2014

Kanye Is Displeased With Lord Disick’s Treatment Of Kourtney Kardashian

Today in douchebags calling out other douchebags (part two!), Kanye West is reportedly hella pissed that Scott Disick is partying the day away while his girlfriend Kourtney is pregnant with their third child. Kanye reportedly stayed at Kim’s side throughout her pregnancy, only leaving her for a gig if it paid big bucks that could…

By: Claire Hannum / October 15, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby Number Three

They’re multiplying! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their third child — er, khild? — together. The couple already have a four-year-old, Mason, and two-year-old, Penelope. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
The videographer who released the video of a teenaged Justin Bieber making a racist joke asked the Biebs’ camp for $500,000 to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2014

Scott Disick Lets His Little Lord Go Commando

Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn’t talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won’t mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands. (I can see dickhead!) Given that our fave bonus Kardashian has dubbed himself a “Lord” and is fond…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2014

Scott Disick Decided To Show Off (More Than Usual) On Instagram

Do you follow our fave extraneous Kardashian family member Scott Disick on Instagram? Oh honeys, you should. Lord Disick, as he prefers to be called, makes no apologies for being the braggiest bragger that ever bragged and his Instagram feed is no exception — but he was really on a, ahem, roll thi…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 15, 2013

Scott Disick Officially Tries His Hand At Patrick Bateman, Officially Has Zero Talent

All Kardashian-West hell broke loose this past weekend, what with Yeezus leaking on Friday and baby Kimye joining the klub the next morning. Not to be overshadowed by something so silly as his own child (come on, we know Kanye better than that), Ye’s “American Psycho”-inspired (heavily inspired) promotional clip, starring Scott Disick, hit the…

By: Rachel Krause / June 18, 2013

Kanye West Casts Scott Disick As Patrick Bateman For An “American Psycho”-Themed Music Video

Today in DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE: Kanye West (does he for real want us to call him Yeezus now?) has cast none other than that total shoo-in, Patrick Bateman come to life SCOTT DISICK, in an “American Psycho“-themed music video. Sources say the “viral clip” will recreate the film’s Huey Lewis monologue, substituting Lewis’…

By: Rachel Krause / June 11, 2013

Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things “Kardashian” as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,”…

By: Rachel Krause / April 9, 2013

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I…

By: Rachel Krause / January 30, 2013

Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian’s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t…

By: Rachel Krause / January 17, 2013

All Hail King Disick

King Douchebag Disick and his minions were spotted leaving a millinery. No doubt he was being fitted for his crown. Seriously, someone needs to pop Scott Disick’s ego before it explodes. Under no circumstances does he need to wear a brocade, fur-lined cape. And the cane? As a person currently suffering from a foot injury,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 23, 2012

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more…

By: Celeb Dirty Laundry / May 7, 2012
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