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Apparently If You Wanna Bang Scott Disick You Gotta Sign Some Paperwork

Forms or no forms, he’s closing a lot of deals. More »


Scott Disick And Chris Brown Are Apparently Sober BFFs

There’s a new celebrity friendship forming.

According to Hollywood Life reports, singer Chris Brown, 26, and reality star Scott Disick, 32, are getting pretty tight with one another because both men are trying to improve themselves to be better role models for their children.

Both stars have been in the media… More »


Scott Disick Speaks About Break-Up With Kourtney Kardashian

Longtime boyfriend and baby daddy ex of Kourtney Kardashain finally spoke up, sort of, on Friday night at a club in Las Vegas. The douchebag supporting cast member of the reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians was up to his usual antics of hanging out in night clubs being gross.

Let’s not… More »


Scott Disick On Split From Kourtney: “Come Party With Me This Friday In Vegas”

Scott, for chrissake, get it together. More »


Britney Spears Recreated Famous Album Cover With Her Kids At Disneyland

Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now. More »


Chloe Bartoli: Who Is Scott Disick’s New Rumored Mistress?

Word broke that Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick after nearly a decade of dating today, and we think we know why – these photos of Disick getting touchy-feely in Monte Carlo with his ex-girlfriend, Chloe Bartoli. According to E! News, Disick’s candid photos with Bartoli were the last straw for Kardashian in their rocky… More »


Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Are Finally Calling It Quits

Kourtney will no longer sit beside The Lord on his pretend-throne. More »


The First Photo Of Reign Aston Disick Is As Adorable As You’d Expect

He appears to be lounging on a fur, as one does. More »


Scott Disick Is Headed To Rehab In Costa Rica To Get A Controversial Hallucinogenic Treatment

The hallucinogen Ibogaine, made from the Iboga root, reportedly helps fight craving for alcohol and drugs like heroin. More »


Over 3 Million Homeless In America, But The Kardashians Get $100 Million For 4 More Years On E!

Just in case you hadn’t Kept Up with the Kardashians, fear not, the second worst Klan in American history just signed a record-breaking deal with E! to bring you four more years of Kardashian khaos for a kool $100 million. The deal, which was ostensibly negotiated by Kris Jenner threatening to show her boobs on… More »


Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Welcome Baby #3

On her son Mason’s 5th birthday, Kourtney Kardashian gave him what will either be the greatest gift or biggest resentment — a baby brother! She and Scott Disick welcomed their third child on Sunday. The name has not yet been disclosed. [People]
Judy Blume, who taught me how to masturbate and made me… More »


Kanye Is Displeased With Lord Disick’s Treatment Of Kourtney Kardashian

Today in douchebags calling out other douchebags (part two!), Kanye West is reportedly hella pissed that Scott Disick is partying the day away while his girlfriend Kourtney is pregnant with their third child. Kanye reportedly stayed at Kim’s side throughout her pregnancy, only leaving her for a gig if it paid big bucks that could… More »


Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby Number Three

They’re multiplying! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their third child — er, khild? — together. The couple already have a four-year-old, Mason, and two-year-old, Penelope. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
The videographer who released the video of a teenaged Justin Bieber making a racist joke asked the Biebs’ camp for $500,000 to… More »


Scott Disick Lets His Little Lord Go Commando

Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn’t talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won’t mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands. (I can see dickhead!) Given that our fave bonus Kardashian has dubbed himself a “Lord” and is fond… More »


Scott Disick Decided To Show Off (More Than Usual) On Instagram

Do you follow our fave extraneous Kardashian family member Scott Disick on Instagram? Oh honeys, you should. Lord Disick, as he prefers to be called, makes no apologies for being the braggiest bragger that ever bragged and his Instagram feed is no exception — but he was really on a, ahem, roll this… More »


Scott Disick Officially Tries His Hand At Patrick Bateman, Officially Has Zero Talent

All Kardashian-West hell broke loose this past weekend, what with Yeezus leaking on Friday and baby Kimye joining the klub the next morning. Not to be overshadowed by something so silly as his own child (come on, we know Kanye better than that), Ye’s “American Psycho”-inspired (heavily inspired) promotional clip, starring Scott Disick, hit the… More »


Kanye West Casts Scott Disick As Patrick Bateman For An “American Psycho”-Themed Music Video

Today in DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE: Kanye West (does he for real want us to call him Yeezus now?) has cast none other than that total shoo-in, Patrick Bateman come to life SCOTT DISICK, in an “American Psycho“-themed music video. Sources say the “viral clip” will recreate the film’s Huey Lewis monologue, substituting Lewis’ More »


Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things “Kardashian” as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” More »


Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I… More »


Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian’s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t… More »


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