Posts tagged "scott disick"

Over 3 Million Homeless In America, But The Kardashians Get $100 Million For 4 More Years On E!

Just in case you hadn't Kept Up with the Kardashians, fear not, the second worst Klan in American history just signed a record-breaking deal with E! to bring you four more years of Kardashian khaos for a kool $100 million. The deal, which was ostensibly negotiated by Kris Jenner threatening to show her boobs o…
By: Beejoli Shah / February 26, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Welcome Baby #3

On her son Mason's 5th birthday, Kourtney Kardashian gave him what will either be the greatest gift or biggest resentment -- a baby brother! She and Scott Disick welcomed their third child on Sunday. The name has not yet been disclosed. [People] Judy Blume, who taught me how to masturbate and made me…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 15, 2014

Kanye Is Displeased With Lord Disick’s Treatment Of Kourtney Kardashian

Today in douchebags calling out other douchebags (part two!), Kanye West is reportedly hella pissed that Scott Disick is partying the day away while his girlfriend Kourtney is pregnant with their third child. Kanye reportedly stayed at Kim'…
By: Claire Hannum / October 15, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby Number Three

They're multiplying! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their third child — er, khild? — together. The couple already have a four-year-old, Mason, and two-year-old, Penelope. Mazel tov! [US Weekly] The videographer who released the video of a teenaged Justi…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2014

Scott Disick Lets His Little Lord Go Commando

Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn't talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won't mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2014

Scott Disick Decided To Show Off (More Than Usual) On Instagram

Do you follow our fave extraneous Kardashian family member Scott Disick on Instagram? Oh honeys, you should. Lord Disick, as he prefers to be called, makes no apologies for being the braggiest bragger that ever bragged and his Instagram feed is no exception -- but he was really on a, ahem, roll…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 15, 2013

Scott Disick Officially Tries His Hand At Patrick Bateman, Officially Has Zero Talent

All Kardashian-West hell broke loose this past weekend, what with Yeezus leaking on Friday and baby Kimye joining the klub the next morning. Not to be overshadowed by something so silly as his own child (come on, we know Kanye better than that), Ye's "American Psycho"-inspired (heavily inspired) promotional clip, starring…
By: Rachel Krause / June 18, 2013

Kanye West Casts Scott Disick As Patrick Bateman For An “American Psycho”-Themed Music Video

Today in DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE: Kanye West (does he for real want us to call him Yeezus now?) has cast none other than that total shoo-in, Patrick Bateman come to life SCOTT DISICK, in an "American Psycho"-themed music video. Sources say the "viral clip" will recreate the…
By: Rachel Krause / June 11, 2013

Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things "Kardashian" as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of "Kourtney &am…
By: Rachel Krause / April 9, 2013

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of "Lord Disick," a title he bought online.
By: Rachel Krause / January 30, 2013

Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian's children. Maybe it's because I'm from New England, but Disick's combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What…
By: Rachel Krause / January 17, 2013

All Hail King Disick

King Douchebag Disick and his minions were spotted leaving a millinery. No doubt he was being fitted for his crown. Seriously, someone needs to pop Scott Disick's ego before it explodes. Under no circumstances does he need to wear a brocade, fur-lined cape. And the cane? As a person currently suffering from a foot injury,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 23, 2012

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more...
By: Celeb Dirty Laundry / May 7, 2012

The Connection Between Wealth And Wanton

The term "classy" winks at, well, the upper class. When we say someone has "class," we mean to say that such a person is refined or even elegant in their behavior and the way they carry themselves, in a manner that's typical of a higher caste. It suggests that people who are born into, or…
By: Rachel Krause / February 28, 2012

Farrah From “Teen Mom” Inexplicably Pissed About Kourtney Kardashian’s Second Pregnancy

"I'm shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom? Maybe it's a fake pregnancy like Kim's wedding. SAD. Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person's poor choice. Quit making excuses." — Farrah Abraham from "Teen Mom" ranted o…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 3, 2011

Evening Quickies: Are Kourtney & Scott Down The Aisle Next?

Rumors abound that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing to tie the knot, but mama Kris Jenner says otherwise. [Huffington Post] Tracey Gold — you know, from "Growing Pains" — dishes on her eating disorder and kissing Brad Pitt. [Snakkle] Speaking of Tracey Gold, please have a look at thi…
By: Rachel Krause / December 1, 2011

Morning Quickies: Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby #2

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child with boyfriend Scott Disick. The couple already have a two-year-old son, Mason. Congratulations! [Us Weekly] Meanwhile, newly single sister Kim Kardashian is worried she'll never be a mom. [Popbytes] Is "Pan Am" cancelled? Actress Karine Vanasse tweeted the show is only coming back…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 30, 2011

Scott Disick Says Kourtney Kardashian’s Design Sense Is “Out Of ‘Beetlejuice'”

"Our house looks like it's out of 'Beetlejuice.' It's not so much the outdoors, but the indoors, with the crazy table and all the colors. She's got some new room with checkered carpeting, checkered benches, checkered coffee tables. There are like 90 different patterns in one. It's kind of creepy." —Scott Disick reveals what…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 6, 2011

5 Stars Who Shilled For Male Performance-Enhancing Products

Given the fact that Kourtney Kardashian was too embarrassed to buy her own lube on a recent episode of "Keeping up with the Kardashians," I can't imagine that she's super thrilled that her boyfriend, Scott Disick, just launched a male performance-enhancing drug called Amidren: High-T. Usually, the honor of shilling sexy performance enhancement…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 12, 2010

More Information Than You Ever Wanted About Scott Disick’s Member

On this week's "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Kris Jenner tells Kim about walking into the house and stumbling upon Kourtney's boyfriend, Scott Disick, rummaging through the refrigerator in his birthday suit. Kris admits that she got the full frontal view, at which point Kim starts pulling things out of the fridge herself…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 1, 2010
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