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Scott Disick Lets His Little Lord Go Commando

Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn’t talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won’t mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands. (I can see dickhead!) Given that our fave bonus Kardashian has dubbed himself a “Lord” and is fond of flaunting his wealth on Instagram, I’m a little surprised this is the first we’re seeing of his, ahem, seemingly large endowment. Perhaps a new Instagram photoshoot — featuring his member surrounded by stacks of cash and wrapped in Rolexes — is in order? [Photos: Splash News]

Scott Disick Decided To Show Off (More Than Usual) On Instagram

Do you follow our fave extraneous Kardashian family member Scott Disick on Instagram? Oh honeys, you should. Lord Disick, as he prefers to be called, makes no apologies for being the braggiest bragger that ever bragged and his Instagram feed is no exception — but he was really on a, ahem, roll this weekend. So unapologetically disgusting, that guy! Check out a few more recent Instagram shots after the jump… [via Dlisted] Keep reading »

Scott Disick Officially Tries His Hand At Patrick Bateman, Officially Has Zero Talent

Baby Kimye Has Arrived!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
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Kanye West, Non-Gentleman
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Scott As Patrick Bateman
Kanye West casts Scott Disick as Patrick Batemen for a music video. Read More »
We Expected More, Scott!

All Kardashian-West hell broke loose this past weekend, what with Yeezus leaking on Friday and baby Kimye joining the klub the next morning. Not to be overshadowed by something so silly as his own child (come on, we know Kanye better than that), Ye’s “American Psycho”-inspired (heavily inspired) promotional clip, starring Scott Disick, hit the web this morning. The verdict? I was expecting Scott to channel a bit more of Patrick Bateman’s trademark … let’s say, finesse? The short video is entertaining, to be sure, but Disick does not have a future in acting, be it as Bateman or otherwise. KIND OF disappointed, Scott, I thought this role was made for you! [Us Weekly]

Kanye West Casts Scott Disick As Patrick Bateman For An “American Psycho”-Themed Music Video

Scott Was A Model!
He appeared on the cover of these young adult horse books. Read More »
Patrick Bateman Now
Bret Easton Ellis' "American Psycho" Twitter Brainstorm
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Kanye West, Non-Gentleman
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Today in DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE: Kanye West (does he for real want us to call him Yeezus now?) has cast none other than that total shoo-in, Patrick Bateman come to life SCOTT DISICK, in an “American Psycho“-themed music video. Sources say the “viral clip” will recreate the film’s Huey Lewis monologue, substituting Lewis’ name with references to West and his new album “Yeezus,” out June 18. Oafish Kardashian family friend Jonathan Cheban will appear as Paul Allen, who does not make it out of the scene alive. Or even intact, for that matter. Reportedly, West originally wanted James Franco for the Bateman part, which just goes to show: YEEZY TRULY DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOOD. [NY Post[Photo: WENN]

Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

Ugh, Scott
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"Tinted moisturizer is a good thing to use."

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things “Kardashian” as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kourtney calls Scott out on borrowing what appears to be her Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer. Kim also announces she’s pregnant, but whatever. Scott’s makeup hoarding (and feigning cluelessness!) is far and away the highlight of this episode, along with Kourtney’s trademark deadpan, totally Xanaxed-out delivery as she sneakily confirms that Scott is, indeed, borrowing her beauty products. So! When are they announcing his spin-off? Mama Kris would never approve of that, but I guarantee viewers would be far more likely to tune in to “The Scott Show” than “Kendall & Kylie’s Boring Whatever.” [BuzzFeed]

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

Scott Was A Model!
He appeared on the cover of these young adult horse books. Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
All Hail Lord Disick
Complete with a vanity cane. Read More »

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.

Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »

Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

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All Hail Lord Disick
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Scott On Kourtney
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I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t realize, however, is that I’ve actually been crushing on Scott for ten years. Say whaaaaat. Keep reading »

All Hail King Disick

Dating A Douche?
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Kourtney's Preggo
Kourtney Kardashian photo
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian made another baby. Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
Advice For Kourtney
Kourtney needs some help in the bra-shopping department. Read More »

King Douchebag Disick and his minions were spotted leaving a millinery. No doubt he was being fitted for his crown. Seriously, someone needs to pop Scott Disick’s ego before it explodes. Under no circumstances does he need to wear a brocade, fur-lined cape. And the cane? As a person currently suffering from a foot injury, I take issue with vanity canes. It ain’t right. [Buzzfeed]

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick photo

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more…

The Connection Between Wealth And Wanton

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Luxury Sex Toys
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Skinny And Rich
Women who weigh less make more money, says a study. Read More »

The term “classy” winks at, well, the upper class. When we say someone has “class,” we mean to say that such a person is refined or even elegant in their behavior and the way they carry themselves, in a manner that’s typical of a higher caste. It suggests that people who are born into, or climb into, a higher social echelon are better-behaved, have better taste, and are all-around better.

As anyone who’s ever read an F. Scott Fitzgerald novel or grown up in a wealthy setting can attest, that belief is downright laughable. Keep reading »

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